A/N: Hey guys it's been a while. I have decided to be a follower of the Book of log (praise the log). For all those who don't know what it is then I implore you to check out ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude and join us in our group. Anyway here is A fanfiction made in the name of the Log! For reference sake this is in between chapter 699 and 700 during a break in Sasuke's travels. This shall be a 2 part thing.

Naruto stood no more than ten feet away from Sasuke and Sakura, all of the trio stood in a triangle from each other, all of whom were crouched and tensed, like a coil spring ready to burst forward. The rest of the Konoha 11 were there. They had heard Sasuke was back in town and so they decided to come find him. Admittedly they were still some grievances between them and Sasuke, with him going traitor and what-not but for Naruto's and Sakura's sake they decided to try and move past it. They all stood next to the stumps on Training ground 3, and waited for Ino to finish her dramatics. After they found out Team 7 were having a free for all sparring match they decided to stick around and see what would happen. Ino then saw a chance to do some 'theatrics' as she preferred to put it and seemingly took a white hankie out of nowhere. Upon seeing this everyone proceeded to face fault, apart from Kakashi who had his nose buried in Icha Icha Make Out Tactics vol.3 after temporarily beating his greatest foe so that he could make it here. "Dear kami, I thought the piles would never stop entering, thank the log for Kage Bunshin, I can now understand why Naruto spams them so much" Kakashi thought flipping the page, letting out a perverted giggle whilst doing so.

Now as Ino took her place on the middle stump, she decided to make a few rules for the situation, "Now as you all are S-rank ninja, including somehow Forehead over there" she said, pointing at a fuming Sakura who seemed very tempted to using her crush as ammunition throw at her best friend, "We need to put down a few extra rules to make sure that: A) The training ground is still available for future use and B) That we can make sure that no people or logs would be harmed no us-" She was cut off as Sasuke questioned "Wait did you just say 'no people or logs are harmed'?" He questioned. "Yes Sasuke keep up" Ino said. "Well she was one of the reasons why I left Konoha" Sasuke thought shaking his head.

"Now as I was saying before I was interrupted, the use of explosive and wide ranged jutsu is prohibited" "DAMN IT!" "Shut up Naruto, and as further help if we feel someone will end up having to trip to the hospital, we will intervene" "As if you could do anything Ino-pig" "Shut up Forehead. Now when the hankie is dropped by your oh so beautiful judge" "*snort*" "Kiba if you don't be quiet, Hana owes me a favour and I am sure she wont mind fixing you, now where was I... Oh yeah as soon as the hankie hits the floor go, ready 3...2...1!" She exclaimed letting go of the hankie. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura carefully watch it fall. It finally touched the ground and they all sprang forward.

Sasuke wasted no time in whipping out his sword and charging it with lightning chakra. As he neared Naruto, he brought his sword his and slashed it horizontally in front of him. He knew if it hit, with Naruto's healing factor, courtesy of Kurama, he would quickly heal. The Naruto he slashed burst into smoke and he quickly realised it was a Kage Bunshin he quickly jumped out of the way of Sakura's incoming fist, narrowly avoiding becoming mush. He heard a familiar grinding noise behind him, he spared a glance and saw he was quickly heading into Naruto who was preparing a Rasengan, and just as he was about to crash into Naruto he used a Kawarimi saving himself from a the spiralling ball of chakra. He turned to see Naruto trying to de-power the jutsu before the log collided with him. Despite his effort the log received some damage. He heard everyone else gasp.

"Quick get Yamato" Naruto yelled "This log needs medical attention!". Kakashi dropped his book, turned around, and using the Shunshin, quickly went to get Yamato. All the ninja left ran and surrounded the 'injured' log. After Inspecting the log Hinata turned on her heel and gave him a Byakugan enhanced glare. Now Sasuke was no coward, hell he had faced down Orochimaru, Kabuto, Obito, Madara, The Jubi and Kaguya, a Goddess, but right now he would rather be locked in a small room with all six than be on the receiving end of sweet, innocent Hinata's glare. In all honesty, It. Was. Terrifying. "Shame on you!" She spat out, "Putting that innocent log in danger, I was starting to think that you were actually a good person, but this is trulyt evil, you should apoligise to the Holy Log for doing this to one of it's children" Just as she finished chewing out Sasuke, Yamato arrived. "Where is it, tell me!" He saw where everyone was crowded, and forcing others out the way, to see Naruto cradling it saying how it would be fine and how when it was patched up, Naruto would treat it to ramen.

Quickly placing his hands on the log he started repairing the damage. After 30 seconds he pulled them away, the log looking good as new. He turned around and giving Sasuke the draconian face He questioned "Do you know how big an act of offence this is to the Book of Log".

By now poor Sasuke was confused beyond words. He decided to ask the obvious question "What in Kami's name is the Book of Log?!". Everyone's expression suddenly grew softer. Naruto spoke up "He clearly hasn't had the induction". Kakashi, dusting off his book looked up, eye-smiled and said "Well then let's fix that". At which point sasuke was hoisted above Yamto and they ran off towards the Hokage Monument.

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