I guess this is a sequel to It Blew Up. I guess. I'm not sure. Anyway, it's random, so you should like it. RATED T for humor, mild language, and weirdness.

Four score and seven days ago, in a galaxy far, far away was a planet known as Earth. This planet was home to many inhabitants, but the superior race was known as 'Human', although they were very clumsy and dorky 93.49% of the time. On this planet were a group of people known as 'FanFiction Writers.' They wrote stories about characters and places not invented by them, so they were practically stealing. But no one really cared. So they went on with their stories and lives. This is where this story begins…and ends.

There was an author who wrote stories, like any other good Fan Fic writer. But she had the unnatural ability to converse and interact with the characters as she wrote about them. Sometimes, they would even come right up to her front door! Having that only happen twice, it was still sort of a shock to her. But she made friends that way. Well, very creepy friends, but friends nevertheless.

"SARAH! GIVE ME THAT CANDY!" Lordoftheghostking28, or GhostKing, shouted at her normal, human friend as she went on a sugar rush.

GhostKing was dressed in all black. Black T-shirt under a black hoodie, black jeans, black shoes, black socks, black hair bungee. In the hair bungee forming an X behind her head were two black and red pens. Her eyes were a deep, piercing blue. She wore huge black glasses on her otherwise tanned face. And she was currently grabbing at the king size Twix bar her friend, Sarah, had.

"NOOO GHOSTKING! IT'S MINE!" Sarah had short, flaming red hair and big brown eyes that were unfocused from the overload of sugar. She was wearing black also, and that was possibly a bad thing, because when she ran into a dark room GhostKing had trouble finding her.

"Sarah, give me the candy! Kids will be back at this door any second, and-"

There was a crinkle of the candy wrapper and then a munching sound. GhostKing sighed and returned to her front door. "WHY IS HALLOWEEN SO STRESSFUL?"

The doorbell rang and GhostKing opened the front door and practically threw candy at them, quickly shutting the door again after throwing candy in every direction. The kids outside cheered and left.

"You owe me a Twix." GhostKing said. "And not that Fun Size crap. Less candy is NOT fun."

Sarah nodded hyper-ly, chocolate smeared around her mouth. "ILIKESUGAR." She said very fast and very loud.

"We all know that." GhostKing sighed.

They waited for more kids to come, but none ever really came. So as they were packing up the candy the doorbell rang again. Typical.

"I got it." Sarah went to the front door while GhostKing put the candy in a closet and locked it so her hyper friend and siblings, Ghostbuster and Dinosaur, wouldn't get into it later. That was when she heard Sarah shout, "Um…GhostKing? Your boyfriend's back."

GhostKing groaned. That could be one of two people. Hopefully it was just a wannabe wanting more candy. She slowly crossed the hall to the front door to find…

"GhostKing, I thought you cut off the portal." Mephiles said. "And why are kids running around here wearing costumes?"

"Aaagh, quickly get in here before someone sees you!" GhostKing shouted, and everyone entered her house.

'Everyone', meaning Mephiles, Blaze, Silver, Jet, Shadow, Sonic, Eggman, Maria, Knuckles, and Tails. They all stood in the entryway and glanced around, sort of happy to be back away from the randomness of their world.

"It's Halloween." Sarah said. "Kids dress up and then go around to houses to get free candy."

"Really? Come on, Tails!" Sonic headed back for the door but Blaze grabbed him.

"No way, the police could be out there!"

GhostKing rolled her eyes as she thought of what happened last time they were all in her house. (A/N:To read it word for word, go read It Blew Up by me) Here's a very short summary:

Sonic went on a sugar rush as Supersonic and blew up everyone's houses, so they all moved into his house as long as they paid him rent and mowed his lawn. While they were there, he kept raising rent and all sort of terrible things. So Shadow and Mephiles left for a while, and it began to rain, so they found GhostKing's house. And being a nice author, she let them in. Shadow went with Sarah to watch Doctor Who and GhostKing and Mephiles had an intense Super Smash Bros. tournament. Then the next day everyone from Sonic's house came over and they had a pizza party and Eggman and Mephiles were arguing over GhostKing. Then Shadow and Mephiles got drunk. Not very fun. While they were doing that Sonic claimed Sarah as his soul mate and no one really cared. (Sorry, Sarah) And then GhostKing's friend Jake came over and they accused him of being her boyfriend, and it all went downhill from there. Later Mephiles found out GhostKing was still single, so he vowed to return for her. And now here he was.(A/N: If you just go read the other story it'll be a lot better, I swear.)

"Oh, boy. You're back." GhostKing facepalmed. "How did you even get here?"

"Through a portal that you could only open." Knuckles said.

"But I didn't open it."

"Oops. Sorry." Sarah muttered. "I was beginning to become a FanFiction writer too…and I guess I wrote a little too well. But I was trying to bring my dad here!"

"Who's your dad?" Tails asked.

"Doctor Who." Sarah said plainly. "That's why I'm part Time Lord."

"But I thought there was only one Time Lord left! How did she get to be part Time Lord too?" Eggman pointed at GhostKing.

"She's my sister." Sarah said. "I think."

"Long story." GhostKing said. "Maybe later. Anyway, so you wrote the portal into existence…"

Sarah nodded.

"…Without using Chaos Control or anything?"

Sarah nodded again.

"Wow." GhostKing muttered. "Um…if you did that, then you have a lot of power."

"So can I make the random appearance of jellybeans?" Sarah squealed.

"If you can, I'll beat you." GhostKing growled. "Stupid author powers restrict me from my favorite candy…"

"Why am I here again?" Shadow asked loudly.

"Because we won't let you leave." Jet said. "We're watching more Doctor Who, ok?"

"Oh, fine."

Everyone trooped into GhostKing's living room and claimed a couch or chair or something.

Except Silver. He got shoved to the floor off of a couch because Sonic had a random spaz or something. "Before we start…hide the wine." Maria whispered.

"I learned my lesson." Sarah rushed off to the kitchen to hide it waaaay out of reach.

So after a few episodes of Doctor Who everyone was scared stiff and they had to turn it off.

"I HATE THE WEEPING ANGELS!" Silver screamed, freaking out.

"Ok, relax!" Blaze said.

That was when Sonic had a great idea. "Why don't we all go to my house? We can watch scary movies!"

"With popcorn?" Jet asked hopefully.

"With popcorn."

"Ok, I'm in!"

"Yeah, my family won't be back for another two or so hours." GhostKing checked a clock. "Let's go!"

They all ran out of her house and down to the street, where the world was not how GhostKing remembered it. Sarah had indeed opened up the portal again somehow.

5 MINUETS LATER

"I WANNA WATCH NINJA ASSASSIN!" Silver shouted loudly.

"If you got freaked out from the angels, you're no match for that movie!" Knuckles said. "And besides, Tails is here. He's like, eight."

"I've seen that movie before!" Tails protested.

"That explains everything…"

They settled for watching Lord of the Rings, from the beginning too.

Halfway though the opening scene, the power went out.

"Aw, now that's great." Sarah said sarcastically.

"Don't worry! We all know the drill in case something like this ever happened when we were watching scary movies!" Sonic said heroically. "Silver's basically our walking flashlight, because he glows in the dark, so everyone gather around him!"

So everyone gathered around him.

"OW MY FOOT!" Knuckles yelled.

"OW MY ARM!" Blaze screamed.

"OW MY HAIR!" Sarah screamed louder.

"What?" GhostKing asked.

"OW MY SPLEEN!" Silver yelled.

"AAAHH! WHO'S HUGGING ME?" GhostKing screamed louder than everyone times twenty.

"Not me." Mephiles said inconspicuously.

There was a muffled thump.

"…Ow."

"Imagine what she would have done if Eggman was hugging her." Tails snickered.

"Um, guys, if you're gathered around me like this, I can't find the other flashlights!" Silver shouted.

"Oh. Right." Jet said stupidly.

Everyone moved and allowed Silver to go away to find a flashlight.

They were left in complete silence and darkness.

"I'm scared." Eggman said.

"Good." Everyone said.

"Can I have a hug?"

"OH HECK NO!" GhostKing screamed.

"Yeah, only I get the hugs." Mephiles said.

There was another muffled thump.

"And the punches." GhostKing snickered.

"If I get hugs, it's worth it."

Blaze snapped her fingers and a small flame appeared in her hand. "Ok, everyone feeling better now?"

"Oh, good." Sarah said, looking relieved.

That was about when Silver screamed and came running back to the group and hiding behind Eggman because he was fat.

"It's a ghost!" He wailed. "Over by the door!"

"What?" Sarah stood up and took a careful few steps towards the hallway that would lead to the door.

"Um, Sarah…be careful…" GhostKing said nervously.

Sarah entered the hall…there was a flash of light…and she came running back, hiding behind Eggman with Silver too.

"Ok, now I'm scared. We need a sacrifice!" Knuckles said. "Go on, Sonic. You're brave."

"Am not!...I mean…uh….yes…" Sonic stuttered.

So he entered the hall….

"SONIC!"

"AAAAHH!"

Sonic came running back and shoved Sarah and Silver out from behind Eggman and used them as a shield. That was about when a floating beam of light entered the room and Tails just about fainted.

"Sonic, it's me! Amy!" The beam of light said.

"AAAAAHH!"

"What?" Silver said. "Oh, good! We thought you were a ghost!"

Amy left the room to find the fuse box or something. Everyone else breathed a sigh of relief.

"Wow, thank goodness that wasn't a ghost!" Blaze said.

"It's worse." Sonic whimpered. "It's a monster."

Sarah slapped him. "You should ask her out."

"Can I ask you out instead?"

"NO! I told you I already have a boyfriend!" Sarah yelled.

"But she's scary…"

"Man up,"

"No."

"You'd better listen to her…" GhostKing hissed.

"Man up." Sarah said a bit louder.

Silver coughed, but that cough sounded a lot like the words, "You're dead."

Then the lights flickered back on. GhostKing got up and re-set some of the digital clocks and everyone else was lazy and claimed a couch to sit on.

"Oh, hi." Amy said, coming back into the room, carrying a large flashlight. "Who're you?"

"I'm GhostKing, and this is Sarah." GhostKing said, pointing to her friend. "We sort of got bored of Halloween and Sonic wanted to watch scary movies, so we're here."

"Oh, sounds like fun! What are we watching?" Amy asked.

"We were watching LOTR. Then the power went out." Silver said. "We just got to the part where Gandalf rides into the Shire with Frodo!"

"I didn't understand a word of that, but any movie is cool if I can watch it with Sonic!" Amy sat down next to him.

"Uh…Sonic! Where's the popcorn?" Jet asked.

"In the microwave! I'll get it!" Sonic jumped off and ran to the kitchen.

"So do you have boyfriends?" Amy asked.

"Yeah, sort of." Sarah said. "But I don't know where our relationship is going at the moment."

"What about you, GhostKing?"

"No." GhostKing said.

Mephiles sort of put his arm around her shoulders and said, "Yes."

"No. Mine." Eggman growled.

"AAAGH LEAVE ME ALONE!" GhostKing screamed, curling into a ball and rocking back and fourth, apparently going into shock.

"Um…ok…so…that's a no?" Amy asked awkwardly, watching GhostKing rock.

"Yes." Mephiles said.

"Wait, yes to the no, or 'yes, she has a boyfriend'?"

"Second yes."

"NOOO!" GhostKing wailed. "I DON'T DATE AND I ESPECIALLY WOULDN'T DATE OUTSIDE MY SPECIES!"

"Burn, Eggman." Tails snickered.

"I need to go to the bathroom!" GhostKing hopped up and left as fast as she could go.

Sonic came back a few seconds later with giant popcorn bowls for everyone. "What happened to GhostKing?"

"She's scarred for life." Blaze said. "Thanks to your girlfriend."

"Oh, not that stuff again…" Sonic sighed, remembering what happened last time.

"Yep, that stuff again." Silver said brightly.

There was an awkward silence interrupted only by a lone cricket somewhere in the house.

"So…on with the movie?" Jet suggested.

"If GhostKing misses a second of it she'll skin you alive." Sarah warned. "She loves this movie."

There was a loud flushing sound and GhostKing came back, still looking freaked out. "Did you hear that flush? That was the sound of my normal life going down the toilet!"

"Your life was normal before this?" Sarah exclaimed, looking genuinely surprised. "Even after the last meeting with these guys, and Danny Phantom, and Link, Zelda, Midna, Ganondorf, Ike, Marth, Snake, Metroids and all those other guys?"

"Yes, Sarah." GhostKing hissed sarcastically.

"Ok, just checking."

They watched the movie. It was a good movie, interrupted only by Sonic and GhostKing saying this occasionally:

"Stop touching me."

And then it was pretty normal from there on out.

9 HOURS LATER

"What time is it?" GhostKing yawned, pushing Mephiles, who had fallen asleep, off her arm because it was going numb.

"It's…SEVEN IN THE MORNING?" Sarah screamed. "WHAT WILL OUR PARENTS SAY?"

That got everyone up.

"ARE WE BEING ATTACKED?" Silver screamed.

"No." Maria said. "GhostKing and Sarah are just freaking out over what their parents are gonna say when they get back."

"You know what? I like this place better than my house." GhostKing decided. "Can I just stay here? I'd rather not face my mom."

"We can make money appear with author powers." Sarah added.

"Rent is fifty dollars a month." Sonic said.

"Deal."

"I didn't sleep at all because I was watching the movie." Shadow yawned. "Can I crash here too?"

"Same here?" Knuckles asked.

"Whatever. Just stay out of my fridge." Sonic said. "GhostKing and Sarah, there's guest rooms upstairs. Pick one and then get some sleep or whatever."

"Fine with me." GhostKing said. "See ya later, everyone."

She and Sarah climbed up the stairs and found a lot of doors, most of which lead into a guest bedroom.

"I claim this one with the heater." GhostKing said.

"Oh, fine." Sarah huffed.

"Ha, ha. And before we get some sleep there's something I gotta ask you." GhostKing lowered her voice a lot. "I really, really, REALLY hope you left the portal open in case we really need to go back home."

Sarah paled.

"You closed it, didn't you?"

"I don't even know how! But when we entered their world…I looked back and it was gone! I don't think I even closed it!"

"We'll figure out a way to get back." GhostKing said. "After all, we're authors, right?"

"…Well, more like an author and a brainstormer." Sarah smiled slightly.

"Right. Well, we'll come up with a plan soon." GhostKing entered her room and shut the door.

A LOT LATER, LIKE THE NEXT DAY

Probably the worst thing ever in the entire world next to spam-in-a-can is Amy's so-called 'dating advice'. Combine that with a creepy demon/hedgehog/devil guy and it's infinitively worse.

"I made you toast." Mephiles said the next morning as GhostKing got up, somehow still looking extremely tired.

"Wha…? Oh, thanks." GhostKing still wasn't really awake. She sat down and ate the toast, afterwards looking a bit better. "Where am I?"

"My house." Sonic said. "Remember? You and Sarah crashed here after watching a load of LOTR."

"Oh, yeah. That's right." GhostKing yawned.

"Why do you look so tired?" Silver asked.

"Nightmares and visions that usually last the entire night." GhostKing muttered. "I hardly ever sleep anymore. Being ADHD and ADD combined with that is even worse."

"I'm hyper too." Silver said.

"Yeah, I've noticed. Sonic too."

Sarah came down the stairs and sat at the table, her red hair wacko.

"What's up?" Jet asked.

"The sky." Sarah grumbled. "GhostKing, I had terrible, terrible dreams last night. Amy tried to kill us."

"Ooh, even my dreams don't compare to that." GhostKing snickered.

"…With a giant hammer…"

"That makes it worse."

"…on your birthday…"

"Why me?"

"…and she smushed your pineapple cake."

GhostKing stood up and stared at Sarah. "Dream or no dream she's never coming near my cake!"

"Dang, you really must like pineapples."

"They're a gift from God. Along with Fettuccini Alfreido and coffee."

"And me!" Silver said happily.

"And you, I guess." GhostKing admitted.

"See, Blaze? They like me!"

"Yeah, but you're annoying." Blaze said.

"All right, I want to explore." Sarah said, getting up from the table. "Then I'll come and eat or something. Who wants to come with me?"

Everyone volunteered at the same moment, practically, except for GhostKing. And Mephiles, because he was waiting for GhostKing's reaction.

"Um…I'll sort of stay here. I need to write things." GhostKing finally said.

"I'll stay too." Mephiles said.

"No you won't. Go terrorize someone. Set something on fire. Just leave me alone. There's a million different things you could be doing instead of sitting here and staring at me in that creepy way."

Mephiles looked so rejected that Sonic almost burst out laughing. Instead he turned his head in the other direction and nearly blew up on account of laughter he was trying to hold in. Amy whacked him with a hammer and he shut up.

"Ok, fine…you can stay." GhostKing sighed, facepalming.

"I'll stay too." Shadow said, glaring at Mephiles. "Just to make sure he doesn't kill you."

"I know where the knives are. He won't kill me before I kill him."

Sarah rolled her eyes. "Ok, come on, everyone that wants to show me around town! Let's go!"

And they left.

"Stop staring at me." GhostKing hissed.

"Do you need any ideas?" Mephiles asked.

"No."

"Am I in this story?"

"Yes."

"Can you like me now, please?"

"No."

"What are you writing about?"

"I'm going to try to open up the portal that Sarah closed the other day." GhostKing said. "Chaos Control alone won't work with this. It needs the written word."

"Can you make Sonic die and stay dead?"

"…That's a good idea." GhostKing snickered evilly.

"No, it isn't." Shadow warned. "If you kill him off, then a certain person will probably kill you."

"Oh, yeah, forgot about that." GhostKing sighed. "Oh, well. On with the story…"

She began to type at lightning speed.

WITH THE OTHERS

"So you have a boyfriend?" Amy asked.

"I dunno, I guess." Sarah said. "But we're…sort of breaking up."

"What? No, you can't!" Amy protested. "How do you know that he's not the one? He could be the one you've been looking for!"

"Even I don't know what I'm looking for." Sarah muttered.

"Can I meet this guy?" Amy asked.

"Probably not. I closed the portal." Sarah cringed. "GhostKing said she's gonna try to open it again."

"Hey, hey guys…" Silver wondered over by them. "I have to ask you something. What kind of flowers does Blaze like?"

"Uhhhhh…Whyyyy?" Both Sarah and Amy asked at the same time.

"Because I like her. But I'm scared she'll fry me. So I'll send her a bunch of flowers that say they were sent by Shadow." Silver said, looking worried. "But then Shadow might die."

"Don't worry, if he does, Sarah and GhostKing can bring him back." Amy said.

"We can't bring people back from the dead." Sarah said. "Or make people drop dead, or change the weather. And for some freakish reason GhostKing can't make jellybeans appear."

"Oh, that's right." Silver said. "Ok, well, I'll make sure there's a bucket of water nearby or something."

"Or something…" Sarah muttered.

"Hey, Sarah, you know GhostKing better than everyone here, right?" Eggman asked. "Because I need to ask you something."

"Why is everyone asking me things?" Sarah asked loudly, but no one paid her any attention.

"Does GhostKing like Mephiles better than me?"

"Dude, she hates both of you!" Sarah said. "Get over her already! Find a fat evil girl and ask her out! You leave my friend alone!"

Jet started laughing so Eggman had to whack him.

"Besides, you're violent." Sarah added.

"I can change!" He wailed.

"Yeah, good luck with that. Lose about 278 pounds and we'll get back to you."

Sonic started laughing so Eggman had to kick him out into the street onto oncoming traffic.

"Dang," Knuckles said as Sonic started running in circles to avoid getting run over.

"You all need help," Sarah sighed, facepalming. "Serious, serious help."

Blaze rolled her eyes. "Some of them are already in therapy because some others forced them to go. Guess who."

"I still don't forgive you for that!" Silver said pitifully. "That guy was mean!"

Sarah looked up at the sky and wondered how the heck she ended up with these guys in the first place. If this kept up she'd be in therapy soon too.

"So your world is a lot like mine?" She finally asked.

"Really a lot. Except you have cool things like video games. We have anti-gravity boots and surfboards." Jet said. "I mean, did I call video games cool? Pfft. You haven't lived until you've rocketed through the skies."

"We'll have to do that sometime." Sarah said. "Sounds like fun. Except GhostKing might not go. She's gets sick if she's too high up. I'm never riding with her on an airplane ever again…"

Sonic practically passed out on the sidewalk after dodging about 13,827,346,438 cars nonstop. Traffic here was evil.

"I'm ok." He informed everyone before practically dying.

Everyone moved away from him and acted like they had never seen him before. "I don't know that psycho." Silver said.

"Yeah, just keep telling yourself that." Maria said. "Come on, let's go back. I can't stand this anymore. You're all weird."

MEANWHILE

"We're screwed," Shadow announced as he, Mephiles and GhostKing watched a huge portal open and engulf them.

"I didn't do it! I didn't do it!" GhostKing yelled, pounding more words into the keyboard. "I DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT A PORTAL YET! I DIDN'T-"

And then they were zipping through the portal to who knows where.

BACK WITH THE OTHER GUYS

"I have to go back to my house." Amy said as they reached Sonic's house. "I'm making pies and they need to go in the oven."

"Ok, then. See ya." Sonic said, looking really happy.

Amy left and everyone else practically skipped to Sonic's house. They opened the door and entered the house to find…

"Wow, that was quick." Sarah said as she spotted a dark purple portal hovering in the middle of the room.

"Wait, where's Mephiles and Shadow?" Blaze asked. "They didn't go through the portal too, did they?"

"Only one way to find out! Quickly! It's closing again!" Sarah jumped headfirst into the portal and vanished. Everyone was right behind her.

They were falling through space for the longest time until they landed in someone's lawn. As Sarah was getting up, Silver landed on her. Then Blaze landed on them. Then Knuckles landed on them…ect…ect…until…

Eggman fell on them and everyone was practically squished flat.

"I CAN'T BREATHE!" Sarah screamed with her dying breath, because she was being crushed by everyone else. "MY RIBS! THEY'RE ALL BROKEN!"

After that slight mishap and when everyone could breathe again, they began to look around.

"This isn't Earth…" Sarah said slowly. "Is it?"

"More like a random planet that no one knows about yet." Tails said softly.

"Did GhostKing, Mephiles and Shadow end up here too? Or did they get thrown to another planet? One without oxygen?" Silver began to freak out. "I'm hyperventilating! AAAH!"

"Relax, Silver." Blaze hissed.

Everyone stood up and sort of wondered a bit.

"I found a strange, alien thing." Knuckles said, holding something up. "It's weird. I wonder what it is?"

"That's…that's a plastic bag." Sarah almost fell down laughing. "That's great! At least they think like us, the people on this planet."

"Come on, let's go find them!" Sonic said.

MEANWHILE

"Good job, GhostKing. You sent us to…to…uh, where exacally is here?" Shadow asked once they got a load of their surroundings.

They were in a long field, with only a small building in the distance. There were bright colored butterflies and flowers, and patches of the grass were white.

"I think it's China." GhostKing said finally. "No, wait, even they don't have white grass…I think it's Argentina."

"I don't think they have white grass either."

"Well, then, have any other idea where white grass could be?"

"Some random, alien planet with white grass." Mephiles suggested.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." GhostKing sighed. "Come on, let's go see who lives there. Maybe they can help us."

So they walked to the house.

"If we're stranded here, I blame you." Shadow said.

"If we're stranded here, I'll forgive you because love always forgives." Mephiles said.

"Oh, shut up." GhostKing hissed, knocking on the door.

It opened by itself. The three of them were looking into an abandoned house that looked like it had been left on its own quite recently.

"Weird." GhostKing said, going into the house. "Hello, anyone? Just checking."

"I found a trapdoor." Shadow announced, pushing a dusty couch away from the wall and coughing a ton.

"Good job. Come on, maybe we can find out where we are by going through there." GhostKing opened the door and they entered a dark tunnel in which they had to crawl through in order to fit.

"It's dark in here." Shadow growled. "I can't see anything."

"I can." Mephiles said. "Can I lead the way?"

"No." GhostKing snapped her fingers and a flash of sparks appeared. "Aaagh, come on, stupid fire…"

Another snap and she had a small flame in the palm of her hand. She started crawling forward again. "Come on, guys. It actually doesn't seem that long."

About 10 minuets later ("GhostKing, you liar!" Mephiles growled.) they reached another wall, this one with a small lever. GhostKing hit it, and the wall swung outwards into a brightly lit hallway.

"I think we just infiltrated a secret base on accident." Shadow said. "Now we're going to be arrested. Nice going, GhostKing."

"Whatever. Come on. There's got to be someone in here." GhostKing got out of the trapdoor thing and glanced around. "Hey, it's almost like some sort of school or something."

"The school of death." Shadow muttered, but GhostKing ignored him, saying, "Oh well. Come on."

They carefully rounded the corner like secret agents and continued on for a while. For this next whole scene you should start humming 'Mission Impossible'.

Begin…now.

They rounded another corner, but no one was there. Same was for the next corner. But the third was different. There were two doors leading left and right, while the hallway ended in a dead end. GhostKing picked the door on the right and tried it.

It was locked.

"Well, screw this." She muttered, trying the left.

It opened easily…into a janitor's closet.

"Well, screw this!"

"I can open the other door." Mephiles said, turning into darkness and slipping under the door. There was a soft click and the door opened.

"Good job." GhostKing said.

(You can stop humming now. The epic scene is over.)

They were now facing a long stairway down, with voices at the bottom, arguing loudly.

GhostKing motioned for everyone to be quiet and they listened closely.

"They're too powerful!" Someone was currently shouting. "They have complete control over most elements and limited control over anything alive!"

"But the ones with complete control have gone into hiding." Someone else countered. "They're the ones we need to stop first."

"But the other Authors need to be restrained too!"

"They're not as dangerous."

"They can be! Killing off OCs and even characters that aren't theirs!"

There was a moment of silence.

"There are a few decent Authors here." A new voice said. "Some will not kill off anyone even if they want to. Their character development is incredible. Their storylines…epic."

"But those Authors have left this committee! We have no idea where they are or what they're doing!" The yeller responded, yelling.

"Most likely they are continuing to write." Said the third voice.

"Commander, how do you know this?"

The commander paused for a second before responding. "I don't know anything yet, Jones. I am only judging based on their personalities and traits."

Jones sounded like he was about to blow up. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY AREN'T PLOTTING WOLRD DOMINATION OR ANYTHING EQUALLY EVIL?"

"I don't." The Commander was obviously losing his patience.

An alarm began to go off. The second voice said, "Answer."

"Um…slight probablem!" A voice said, coming out of what sounded like a very loud telephone. "The trapdoor's been opened…and we don't know who entered the base!"

"…Crap," Jones muttered.

"Rally up troops! We'll be right there!" The commander shouted. Loud footsteps were heard as they ran to the stairs.

"Go back!" GhostKing hissed at her companions. They opened the door and darted down the halls, desperately trying to get away.

They made it back to the trapdoor…only to find that a group of soldiers had the thing surrounded. They stared at the three odd intruders in shock, giving them the time to escape.

"GO BACK!" GhostKing shouted, running back the way they had come, only to run square into another group of soldiers.

"S**t." Mephiles hissed.

The two groups of soldiers drew their guns and waited for commands.

"Don't fire." The commander's voice from 6 paragraphs earlier said. He pushed to the frontline of his soldiers and smirked at the three trespassers. "I expected worse."

He was a graying man probably about in his mid sixties. He wore a uniform that was slightly different from his soldiers. It was decorated with many medals and awards, proving what a great leader he obviously was. He was wearing dark sunglasses that matched his uniform.

"I can give you worse." GhostKing hissed.

The commander just smiled tightly and raised some weird type of gun at her. Mephiles immeadentally stepped in between the commander and GhostKing, shielding her from harm. But the commander just laughed. "I'm not going to shoot her." He said, looking at a tiny screen on the back of the gun. "No, she's too valuable for that. Guards! Take her away! She's an Author!"

Immeadentally guards stepped forward, but GhostKing clenched her hands into fists and fought them off with incredible speed. Once those two guards were out on the floor, more guards rushed at her.

"Guys! Get out of here!" GhostKing screamed as she kept the guards at bay. But they began to close off her escape route by boxing her in against the wall.

"I'm not leaving you!" Mephiles shouted, disposing of a few more guards. "Never!"

"YOU ARE SO STUPID!" GhostKing screamed, Karate chopping a guard down.

A gunshot rang out and everyone froze momentarily until GhostKing burst out of the barricade of soldiers and ran at the trapdoor.

"It's locked. And Author proof." The commander sneered as GhostKing hammered it with fireball after fireball. But nothing happened, even when Mephiles and Shadow added in to the attack.

"Get them and lock them up." The commander commanded, drawing a small dart gun. "Hold them for questioning."

He fired once, twice, three times.

MEANWHILE

"This grass tastes funny. Like…like…" Silver thought for a few seconds. "Like…grass!"

Everyone gave him a weird look and slowly moved away from him, because he was psycho.

"Why am I stuck with you?" Blaze sighed.

"Because I'm awesome like that!" Silver started flying around. "Wheeee! I bet you wish you could do this!"

Sarah rolled her eyes and began narrating. " 'and then Silver unexpectedly fell to the ground on account of being careless.'"

Silver unexpectedly fell to the ground on account of being careless.

"OW!" He wailed. "No fair, Sarah!"

For some odd, unseen reason, Blaze burst into laughter. Silver shot her a hurt look but she didn't seem to notice because her eyes were watering up.

"Hey, if you can do that, can you narrate a few lines about me and GhostKing?" Eggman asked hopefully.

Sarah stared at him for a loooong time. "Whyyyy…?" She asked slowly.

"Well…um…you know. And just a few lines like how she secretly likes me and stuff?"

"Dude, we told you to find a fat evil girl to date." Sarah crossed her arms and walked a bit faster. "Not GhostKing."

"COME AWWWWNN!"

"No,"

"When I take over your world you'll be the first to go!" he threatened.

"Yeah, sure. I can always counter with Author Power." Sarah yawned.

"What if I make an Author proof robot?"

"Believe me, I'll find a way."

" : ( " Eggman said.

"Yeah, that's right." Sarah smirked.

"Sarah, can you narrate something cool for me?" Sonic asked.

Sarah thought for a second and then began.

" 'From the sky fell two chili dogs. Each one grilled to perfection and loaded with toppings. It-'"

Before she could go on, two perfectly grilled chili dogs loaded with toppings fell from the sky and landed in Sonic's hands.

"WHOO! BEST DAY EVAHHH!"

"Hey, you're really getting good at that Author stuff!" Knuckles said. "Do something for me now."

Sarah thought for a long time. Then she began slowly, like she was afraid of messing up, " 'A small Chao, not much bigger than a grapefruit, could be seen nestled in the grass up ahead. It was midnight black with vivid green eyes and a squeaky voice. When it saw the group it called loudly-'"

Once again, Sarah was cut off. This time from a loud scream/cry from up ahead. Jet ran towards the sound and returned with a small black Chao that wasn't much bigger than a grapefruit. It had bright green eyes, just like Sarah had described.

"GhostKing's never done that before…" Silver whispered. "She's never made alive things appear!"

Jet handed the Chao to Sarah. "I didn't even think that would work." Sarah said in awe. "I wonder where I pulled him from. I mean, I couldn't have just invented him!"

"Isn't that one of the Author laws? You can't make appear come to life or drop dead?" Maria asked.

"Yeah. Also we can't change the weather." Sarah eyed the sky. " 'Suddenly, the sky darkened with dark, ominous clouds that obscured the vision of any birds flying overhead. Thunder rumbled in the distance. Lightning began to flash and-'"

"Stop, Sarah!" Sonic shouted. "Look!"

Everyone looked where he was pointing in the distance, where a group of dark clouds were forming. Thunder rumbled far off. Lightning flashes were seen.

"You…you can control the weather." Knuckles gasped in awe. "How can you do that?"

"I don't know." Sarah whispered, glancing down at the Chao she was holding. It had gone to sleep. "But if I can control the weather…did I just make this guy appear out of nowhere?"

"I'll adopt him!" Tails volunteered.

"I'm the one with the pockets." Sarah put the Chao in her left pocket. "He'll be safe for now. In the meantime we need to figure out where we are and how to get to GhostKing, Mephiles and Shadow."