Last report:
(7:00:01 PM) wow, those band-aids took longer than I thought! Well, everything is still glowing, so I'm going to use the solar powered magoger on the charger to have my laptop ready for my next report, hope to have it posted soon!
(6:53:94 AM)
-Groan- I'm tired. Turns out you can't sleep when the whole town is glowing. Anywho, the glowing stopped, so I'd better get off this roof. Now that I think about it, where am I? Whatever, I'm gonna visit the Simpson house to see if they got swallowed by the glowy thing.
–Begins to climb down-
-Falls-
-Curses-
-Looks around-
Oh, guess I was on the Flanders' house, wait, lemme get that lightermabober I took from Frink's lab…
-Sets house on fire-
BBUURRNN!!!!!! x (yes, I am quite violent…)
Now, lemme see, this is a standard mortise lock, so all I have to do to get in is… oh, Homer left the keys in the lock again.
-Turns keys and gets in house-
OMG!!! I can't believe it; I'm actually inside the Simpson house!! I'm more excited than Popcorn Day USA would be in Jack Sparrow's ship!!
-Popcorn IM's me on my laptop-
PopcornDayUSA- idiot, his name is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
star42430- I knew that, I was about to fix it for comical effect before you interrupted…
PopcornDayUSA- w/e, I got junk to post
Oh man, was my sound on? Crap, I here someone coming down the stairs…. –moan-
-Bart Simpson (I almost faint) walks down stairs and looks at me-
errm, hi, Bart.
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
Umm, I don't think you can use that line in this situation
B: oh yea… anyway, who the hell are you?
I'm star42430, reporting on Springfield until the movie premier.
B: movie..?
Yea, the movie. The one coming out 7/27/07? –Panicky voice is rising- the one I've been waiting my whole life to see?!?!?!? THAT MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
B: errmm, yea. That movie doesn't exist. Unless those cameras were actually filming us…
You mean you weren't acting for the movie? It was all random?
B: yea, I guess so…. Anyway, I gotta get some sugar in me.
Okkkkk….
-The rest of the Simpson family comes downstairs-
-this time I actually faint-
(7:31:45 AM)
(7:42:63 AM)
Hheeyy, this is getting published!!! I'm Bart Simpson reporting, as that star wacko is out cold. Anyway……… EAT MY SHORTS!!!! -Mua-haha-
Marge: Bart, get off that young lady's laptop and distract your father, he's starting to drool on her. Homer! Remember, you got married to me!
Homer: -distractedly- yea, whatever you say Marge –drool-
EAT MY SHORTS!!!!
(7:52:42 AM)
