Disclaimer: I do not own The show Surreal Life or any characters related to it, an I don't own SSBM, or any characters related to it, or any ideas of I just borrow them.
This is just a little something I thought would be interesting, um and if you are a little kid or just doesn't like Cussing, a little violence, and some Adult situations you my want to leave. This isn't a one shot thing; I do plan on adding more chapters later.
Surreal Life: SSBM Edition
9 roommates must deal with each other in a house that is large enough to fit 8 people very comfortably. The roommates are Peach, Zelda, Samus, Link, Mario, Gannondorf, Ness, Marth, and Mr. Game&Watch. They must live together, in hopes that they can complete their challenges and survive each other…
Day 1
"Hello is anyone here yet?" a plumber was banging on the door of the house.
"Oh hello again!" Marth went on skipping towards Mario.
"Oh fuck…." Mario started using his head to bang on the door.
Peach comes up and smacks Marth into the shrubbery with her umbrella "Oh Mario, I heard you where in this too, I was so happy." She hugged Mario with her loving and gentle arms.
Mario, much shorter then Peach, had his face in Peach's breasts as she hugged him. He accidentally popped one right there and it hit peaches leg.
Peach just giggled "Oh silly Mario! Wait till tonight hunny."
The others started to arrive, Zelda and Link rode Epona to the house, Gannondorf appeared in a purple flash, Ness flew by spaceship and Samus dropped off Ness then parked the ship. The gang was all there, 8 people.
"Yo, Yo, Yo Wassup?" Mr. Game&Watch came up to the group. "Sorry I'm late yo."
All the other roommates gaped. No one thought he would show up, what where they to do? They had to get rid of them they thought, but how….
"What ya'll just stand there for? Let's go in!"
Marth and Link exchanged glances with Gannondorf, they had a plan. As Mr. G&W walked to the door Link and Marth held out their swords. Gannondorf tripped Mr. G&W and he went flying right towards the swords. He closed his eyes and prepared for the worst. Just then he started to slow down and he stopped right before he came to the swords. Ness had saved him. "Come on guys, what's breakfast with out Mr. G&W's bacon"
They all agreed but then Mario spoke up, "It's sausage!"
"No, Its bacon"
"Sausage!"
As the two fought he figured it would be best to slip into the house before they asked him what it really was. As he got in the walked to all the bedrooms to find his. He found that Link and Marth were roommates and they had a sword fighting arena between their beds. He continued on and found a room that was all pink and had three beds. He then realized that this was a room for Peach, Zelda, and Samus. He started to get happy thoughts and wondered "holy fuck, I wonder if they got any cameras in there, in case of girl on girl on girl action" he shrugged and left the room. Another room belonged to Mario and Ness, "oh no," he thought "I'm gonna have to share a room with Gannondorf." He walked to Gannondorf's room. It was all black and had only one bed, he wasn't with Gannondorf after all. He walked around the rest of the house and couldn't find his room. He walked into the kitchen. "Those good fo nutin bastards." He walked closer to a cardboard box in the corner. "Sho' 'nuff" he said pissed off. The box in the corner had the words 'Mista Game and Watchs rume' as if it was made by one of the producers' sons. Just then all the others came into the house and Ness had a bloody nose.
"Mario" Peach glared.
"What? I didn't think I hit him with the wrench that hard." Mario said shrugging of her stare.
"Well guess what, no sex for you tonight." Peach huffed.
"Bu, but, but…. You said you would clean my pipes!"
"That was before you hurt poor Ness, you can survive one night without head."
Mario walked off into his room and he noticed Ness was his roommate and started to tremble.
"Link can you help him?" Zelda asked.
"Yes I can ladies stand back." Links said as the three girls sighed out of infatuation. Link pulled out a bottle with a fairy. He opened the lid.
"Hey Listen!"
Link shut the bottle and shook it as hard as he could. "Little bitch." He turned and saw the girls staring. "It seems that I have grabbed the wrong bottle. He pulled out another bottle and the fairy healed Ness then disappeared. "There good as new"
"Hey thanks Link." Ness got up touched his nose. "Well off to my room" he said cheerfully. He skipped all the way to his room until he saw Mario. His eyes glowed red.
"Hey Link it looks like you and I are roooommates!" Marth said happily
Link totally covered by the girls for being such a hero, freaked. "Um Samus take off your suit." She obeyed and gave the suit to Link. "Um... ok…" he found Mr. G&W hiding in a corner from Ness and Mario. He picked him up and threw him in the suit. "You go entertain the bisexual." He kicked Mr. G&W in Samus's suit at Marth.
"Hey what the hell yo?" Mr. G&W asked as he landed in front of Marth.
Marth's eyes got really big. "Hi Samus"
"Uh hi." Mr. G&W replied.
"Hi Samus"
"Oh my pixel!" Mr. G&W cried as Marth started peeing on the suit. Mr. G&W ran out the door in the suit then broke it with his hammer, throwing random suit parts every where making it look like Samus went streaking.
"Oh Baby Come Back" Marth ran out the door.
"I GET HIS BED!" all the girls screamed.
"No! I saw Link first I should get the bed next to him!" Zelda cried.
"Well he doesn't hit little kids like Mario does." She said so Mario could hear him. "I should get it."
"Sniff… Nobody ever has even kissed me… I SHOULD GET THAT BED!" Samus yelled.
The three girls started fighting. Gannondorf walked over. "I know what I can do to help!"
"You can get them to stop fighting?" Ness asked.
"Oh no my boy," he raises his hand and mud falls all over the girls, "I can help make this fight more sexy!" he chuckled as Ness ran away.
"I wanna do something….." Mario said.
"What can you do to make this sexier?" Link asked.
"Not sexier, but more interesting!" Mario runs and picks up Ness. "Tally ho!" he chucks Ness into the Cat fight. "Now it will be funny as well!"
"Ok I wanna stop it before Ness dies and the girls severely injure each others wonderful breasts and other things of that nature." He throws the bottle with navi in it against the wall and it shatters killing navi and stops the fight. Ness crawls out from under the girls and goes into the kitchen. The girls dresses where ripped and torn every where, reveling a lot of skin. "Ok ladies. I have an idea. I move my bed into your room and we push all the beds together and make a huge love bed for all four of us!"
"I think that's a good idea" Samus said
"I like that idea" Peach agreed.
"I love that idea hun" Zelda as she ran up and gave him a half naked hug, she had really gotten her clothes torn up.
While Link and the girls where reorganizing the beds, Ness was in the kitchen plotting. He had eight potatoes, two knives, glue, and a bowl of Rice Crusties. He took them to his room and hid them under his bed. He then hopped into bed and went to sleep.
Marth walked in wearing Samus's suit without helmet. "I never found her…." He walked into his room and fell asleep on his bed.
Gannondorf, bored, decided head to bed as well. Mario said goodnight to Mr. G&W and headed of into his room, not knowing of the terror that awaited him the next day. Mr. G&W got as comfortable as he could in his little box. Day one was over.
I hope you liked it C&C are accepted, but please, no flaming, flaming doesn't help anybody; accept maybe Blazing Fool because he needs it. There will be at least 5 chapters but depending on the turnout, there maybe more. This was the longest and most fun to write out of all my fics so far. Peace out
