A/N: Since I'm on my summer vacation already, FINALLY! I decided to do this. XD

Give me your thoughts about this please.


Tenipuri Summer Chronicles in the Philippines

Day 1: Philippines, here we come!


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Hyoutei was having trip in the Philippines because of a certain invitation from Henson Tan-Sy, one of the business associates of the Atobe Corps in the Philippines. Since the Atobes had done too much for him, he then decided to offer them a trip to the Philippines, all expenses paid. But unfortunately, the Atobe couple had some business to do and thus, they just let their only son, Atobe Keigo and his tennis team went along.

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Seigaku was also having a trip in the Philippines because Fuji's Dad had some big transaction deal with Henson Tan-Sy, one of the partners of Fujifilm Incorporated. Since Fuji's father and he were good friends in spite of different races, Henson Tan-Sy also decided to offer his son's team instead with an all-expense paid vacation in the Philippines due to the fact that Fuji's Dad and his wife would go to England for some business.

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And lastly, Rikkai. Also because of a certain Henson Tan-Sy who was partnered with Yukimura's Dad in his advertising business, they also got an invitation since Yukimura's family already had plans for summer but unfortunately, Yukimura would be left alone because he had his tennis practice and thus, he also offered him and his team mates to take a summer vacation in the Philippines, all expenses paid instead.

As the three teams accepted the offer excitedly, chaos unfolds.


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Ninoy Aquino International Airport, Manila, Philippines, 9:00 AM

Due to the fact that Philippines was a tropical country, expect summer to be over hot, imagine that you were in a microwave oven that you could not escape the heat unless of course, you lock yourself in the refrigerator or be in a room with a 18 degrees Celsius of an air conditioning unit temperature.

And thus, Atobe, our-precious ore-sama was soaked in sweat and he was grumping and sulking and complaining how hot it was, that it might ruin ore-sama's pearly white skin and blah, blah, blah. Kabaji remained as he was, carrying three big, as in BIG suitcases of Atobe. Shishido and Ootori were fanning themselves with their hands. Mukahi was ranting as Oshitari just watched him jumping up and down while endlessly ranting. Hiyoshi just kept on saying gekokujyo while talking to Taki and Jirou was of course, sleeping on top of his luggage. And since Hyoutei was a bunch of rich kids, they came in the Philippines using Atobe's personal jet plane and arrived earlier than expected.


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-Narita Airport, Japan-

On the other hand, Seigaku and Rikkai met on the plane called Philippine Airlines.

"Isn't that Rikkai?" Momoshiro asked Echizen loudly who was sitting beside him. Feeling embarrassed by his sempai's action, Echizen tugged down his cap, hiding his eyes.

The Rikkai team was sitting on the left side of the plane, just opposite where Seigaku was sitting.

"Oi, keep you voice down, konou yarou!" Kaidoh hissed.

"Shut up, Mamushi!"

"Nya!~ It's Rikkai nya!" Kikimaru, another loud mouth also exclaimed. Since they were being noisy, they were already gaining the attention of the passengers.

"Oi, Seigaku gang. Watcha doing here?" Kirihara Akaya asked when he saw them. Marui and Jackal waved at them while Yukimura just smiled sweetly. Sanada was glaring at Tezuka while Inui and Yanagi were already immersed in their datas. Yagyuu and Niou just watched them.

"Ah, Rikkai. We're having a vacation in the Philippines courtesy of Fuji's father." Oishi answered politely.

"That's too generous of your father, Fuji-kun." Yukimura said, still wearing that smile.

"Us too! Yukimura's Dad is our sponsor." Marui said.

"Wow! Their fathers are both generous!" Akaya exclaimed in disbelief while the sadist duo just smiled sweetly.

"Mada mada da ne." Echizen said.

"Nya~ O-chibi! I'm excited to go to the Philippines!" Eiji exclaimed as he jumped at Echizen from behind and pull him into a tight hug.

"There is 99% that Philippines is hot since it is already summer in there. They only have two seasons, wet and dry." Inui informed.

"Summer in the Philippines ranges from April and May, far different from Japan whose summer ranges from June, July and August." Yanagi added.

All their listeners went like OOOH.

"So that means they don't have snow?" Akaya asked again.

"It's obvious, isn't it, Akaya?" Niou said teasingly as Akaya glared at his sempai.

"I heard that the Philippines really has delicious gastronomy." Kawamura stated shyly.

"Ah. That's correct Taka-san. There is 86% that we'll mostly taste most of the foods in the Philippines since according to the data that I gathered, Filipinos are really hospitable and they love to serve their specialties to their guests."

"Aa. And there's also 56% that we'll be able to eat some exotic food like what they call as Adidas, a chicken's feet, Betamax, barbecued pork blood, and isaw, chicken's intestines or pig's intestines." Yanagi added.

All of them gulped in fear except Fuji who had really weird tastes in food as they heard those exotic foods.

"Sounds delicious." Fuji said as he was smiling too sweetly.

"Those food are most likely fit to Fuji-sempai's taste buds." Momoshiro whispered at Echizen getting cautious not to be heard by their sadist sempai.

"So, where are you staying, Yukimura-san?" Fuji asked. As Momoshiro sighed in relief that his sempai hadn't heard him at all.

"Ah, we'll be fetched by Mr. Henson Tan-Sy and he said that he will be providing us everything."

"Really? He's the one who will be fetching us also." Fuji said with his eyes snapped open as he heard the name.

"So that means...?"

"My Dad is his friend and business partner in Japan for Fujifilm."

"Oh, he's my Dad partner in our advertising company and also a friend."

"Eeeeh?" All of other Rikkai's and Seigaku's student exclaimed as they were listening at the two sadists' conversation.

"So that means.." Tezuka finally spoke.

"That we'll have Seigaku/Rikkai as our company during our stay in the Philippines." Tezuka and Sanda both spoke at the same time.

"Seems like it." Yukimura and Fuji both agreed.

"EEEEEH?" All of them exclaimed.

"Yadda! I don't want to be with Kirihara." Echizen said stubbornly.

"I'll crush you, Echizen." Kirihara said angrily.

"Echizen! That's not so good of you." Oishi reprimanded him.

"Che."

"Summer vacation with Rikkai nya~!" Kikumaru said lazily as he stretched out his arms and legs.

"It seems that's the grasp of it." Sanada said while Tezuka agreed.

"Don't worry! We'll have fun. If ever something happens, it'll be taken care of," Marui said while popping his green gum, "by Jackal, of course." He continued, grinning, as Jackal was too startled to even say a thing.

"Why me again?" Jackal said, sulking.

"Hahahahaha! Jackal-sempai, take care of us!" Akaya said as he bowed his head to his sulking sempai.

"Let's have fun together, minna." Yagyuu said as he was pushing his glasses up.

"Piyo."

"Hehehe, this should be fun." The sadist duo said with mischievous glint in their eyes.

"Saa, yudan seze ni ikou!"

"Tarundoru!"

"Usu."

"Fsssh."

"Hai!"

"Hoi!"

Then the stewardess announced that they were about to fly for about four hours, as the Filipina stewardess said.

As they were comfortably journeying on the plane, Hyoutei was getting pissed off except Jirou who was sleeping comfortably at the bench.

"Oi, oi Atobe, how long until your Dad's friend will come?" Oshitari asked.

"Ore-sama has no idea!" Atobe snapped.

"It's your fault!" Shishido blamed Atobe.

"How come it's ore-sama's fault?"

"If you hadn't been so excited to fly here four hours early, then we shouldn't be waiting for long. It's your fault, Atobe!" Mukahi ranted.

"Hmp. Ore-sama just wanted to enjoy the Philippines longer, na, Kabaji?"

"Usu."

"And you call waiting as enjoyable?" Shishido said as Atobe just smirked.

"Gekokujyo."

"I'm getting hungry." Mukahi whined.

"Hang on there, Gakuto, I'm sure, Atobe will do something."

Atobe was being irritated. True, it was partly his fault because they flew here four hours early. Henson Tan-Sy was supposed to pick them at one in the afternoon since he still had his conference and they arrived at exactly nine in the morning. But hell, he wouldn't admit it, not in the next hundred years. It would just ruin his name as the mighty Atobe.


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Ninoy Aquino International Airport, Manila, Philippines

As the plane landed, Momoshiro, Kikumaru, Kaidoh, Echizen, Kirihara, Marui and Niou were gawking by the windows of the plane, observing the Philippines. Excitedly, they all got off from the plane one by one. As they went out of the plane, three medium framed Filipina stewardess with beautiful smiled greeted them with, "Mabuhay! Welcome to the Philippines."

They were waiting for their luggage when suddenly; an old man approached both Fuji and Yukimura.

"Are you the sons of Yukimura-san and Fuji-san?" the old man asked.

"Aa."

"Yeah."

"My, two handsome young men! I'm your fathers' friend, Henson Tan-Sy."

"Ah, so you are his friend. Nice meeting you, I'm Fuji Syuusuke."

"Yukimura Seiichi. And these are our friends."

"Good you're with them. I heard from Fuji-san and Yukimura-san that you know each other. So this vacation would be enjoyable." Henson Tan-Sy smiled warmly.

"Aa. We thank you for your generosity." By then, Tezuka and Sanada went to them and gave their thanks to the old man.

"By the way, we still have one group that I invited as well, I just don't know if you know them or not." The old man said.

"Heh, so we'll be able to meet new people." Fuji said.

"Is it all right with you if we'll go to them? They are already waiting by the exit."

"Aa."

And with that, they followed the old man. The arrival area was surprisingly cold. They chattered all the way to the exit but all their eyes widened as the saw familiar faces that were also staring at them in disbelief as if they saw ghosts approaching.

"Tezuka, Sanada, what are you doing here, ahn?" Atobe smirked as he saw them.

"Che, it's monkey king." Echizen muttered.

"Oi, brat, ore-sama can hear you." Atobe snapped at Echizen.

"Che."

"Kikumaru! Why are you here?" Mukahi yelled at Kikumaru.

"Hoi?" Kikumaru asked, confused.

"Fuji's Dad's friend invited us." Tezuka answered.

"Yukimura's Dad's friend also invited us." Sanada seconded.

"How about you, Atobe? What are you doing here?"

"Ore-sama's dad's friend invited us." Atobe stated proudly.

"Hn. So you are all acquainted with each other?" Henson Tan-Sy said, cutting their conversation, as he was getting pleased.

"Aa. We are all tennis rivals, Mr. Tan-Sy." Yukimura said.

"That's good! The more, the merrier!" He exclaimed.

"WHAT?" All the Hyoutei tennis club members exclaimed except Kabaji and Jirou who was still sleeping while hanging at Kabaji's left shoulder. Some of the regulars in Seigaku also did the same including Kaidoh, Momoshiro, Echizen and Kikumaru whilst it were Akaya and Marui on Rikkai's side.

As the three schools were unknowingly set up to be stuck together on a vacation in the Philippines, just what chaos would occur?

Wait till the next chapter to come out. XD

TBC…


A/N: I tried it to be as humorous as possible. Tell me if I failed. *wails*

Saa, please read and review. *smiles*

For my kababayans out there, please give me some ideas on how and what places in the Philippines that you would like the Tenipuri cast to go.

I'm accepting requests, that is.

Ja.

-cayleyjanssen