AN: Happy birthday, Krasavitsa! Alice is female England. I will refer to the following countries by these names. Alice's outfit is inspired England's outfit in the beautiful world episode when the countries came over to watch horror movies. (When they aren't at war, I would imagine that they change clothes.) That episode shows what I think countries would wear on an average day or during casual meetings.

Northern Ireland=Allie (Nyo Alistair), Principality of Wy= Lily, Australia= Logan, Sealand= Peter, France=Francis. I'll warn you about new character names as they appear in the story.

Disclaimer: Hetalia is not mine and is Lisened by Funimation. If It was, America and Canada would be the main characters, so a lot of you (for the sake of Erik Vale's America laugh) should be grateful. I also don't Own Alice in the Country of Hearts, because if I did, Alice would have been WAY More bad flank. Let's get this started, Shall we?

Alice in the country of hearts- Chapter 1

"Alice? Alice, wake up!" A sing- songy voice greeted Alice from her world of slumber. Blinking tiredly, a small smile warmed her features when the girl above her started to giggle. Allie, her prettier, smarter, kinder and… everything she wasn't, really, older sister laughed above her. Her older sibling's long pastel pink and fluffy dress was way more elegant than Alice's outfit. It reminded her a little of Marry Bo Peep, but it's not like she could give her sister flack about clothes. People often teased her for wearing what Americans would consider "Punk" clothing, but she liked it. Her black leather jacket paired well with her British flag scarf (ascot?) and Jeans in her opinion, regardless of what others thought. As Allie's red hair fell in front of her shoulders from looking down at her younger sister, two lime green eyes locked. Alice's blonde hair was in pigtails, because she could never master that laid back, free curls look her older sister had without trying every day. Both were arguably pretty, but ultimately, kindness and constant sweetness beat tsundre, at least in HIS opinion. The giggling halted, but a smile never left Allie's face.

"You fell asleep again, didn't you Alice!" Alice, to her credit, looked down in embarrassment.

"I'm sorry, but you took so much time getting tea!"

"And that was only because I was looking for your favorite." Looking down farther, Alice did remember that she forgot to put the Earl Grey back from her room.

"Still, it couldn't have taken you that long to find the tea in my room. Spill sister, what else did you get?" Allie raised her hands in mock surrender.

"Guilty as charged. I found a book and a set of cards!" Alice looked up with a smug smile, prepared to play her "Woe is me" card when her sister continued. "But when I came out, I found you sleeping and read the entire book while you were asleep!" Slowly, the blonde's smirk fell and was replaced with a curious expression.

"What was the book about?"

"There's this girl, and she's taken to the Wonderland by this white rabbit, and…"

"Don't give me all of the details, how does it end?"

"The girl leaves Wonderland and the friends she's made behind, only to find out that it's all a dream. A little bittersweet, if I do say so myself." Alice yawned and smiled, feeling tired again. Her sister noticed and rolled her eyes. "Don't fall asleep again, Alice!"

" I won't, I'm alert as ever, Allie. Can we play cards and have some hot tea?" Her sister smiled knowingly and stood up.

"Of course, a game of cards would be nice." Allie walked away to get the hot tea water, letting her red hair fall behind her shoulders once more. Alice smiled at her back, sighing. After her mother died, Alice's sister was the only person she could go to for comfort. Her father slowly started to become distant, never talking to his two daughters, son, niece and nephew, instead recessing into the long halls of their family mansion, working and leaving the girls to the maids. Her younger cousin, Lily blamed her for her mother's death, even though she wasn't within 50 miles of the accident. Logan was kind enough to her (if not a little annoying), but being the same age, he was perceived as more of a friend than a father figure. Really, now that she thought about it, Allie was only two years older, but everyone still compares the two. Alice yawned, feeling herself drift off again and mentally apologized to her sister. Her last thought as she started to sleep was definitely a selfless one.

"I'm sorry sis; I still owe you a game of cards and I'll make it up, I promise."

If only she knew.

Alice woke up in the garden due to a rabbit hitting her head with its paws. Allie was nowhere in sight, and all that remained was a deck of cards. Groaning about waking so unpleasantly, Alice looked down at the rabbit in hatred. She then noticed that this rabbit was green and wore circular glasses, red clothing, and wings. Her hatred shortly forgotten, she reached down to hold the adorable animal, only to have it run away. Shrugging, Alice went back into a sleeping position, only to be tapped again on the head with paws.

"You're terrible at this. Don't you know that you're supposed to chase the rabbit, chére?" Alice was now confused until the rabbit rolled its tiny eyes. "You're a handful." Immediately, the rabbit turned into a slightly taller blonde man, who quickly scooped her up and put her hand in his, ready to lead her away.

"Wait… What's going on?" He smiled down at her, looking into her eyes. Both felt their hearts pound, and knew that they were in for an adventure. In truth, Alice knew that she would have a strange, if not enjoyable endeavor with this man.

"Will you come with me?" Feeling her heart pound and looking up into his eyes, Alice gulped looking completely ready to agree…. and bolted. She ran away from the strange bunny man on her property, calling for security. Rolling his eyes, the man laughed. He honestly didn't expect that. Yes, this one was a handful indeed. Unfortunately, he was running out of time to deal with this feisty one. Running with the speed of a rabbit, he chased her until they reached a large, possibly bottomless bit. Sweating, the girl looked behind her at the advancing creep. She could be caught, or jump down the hole. Swallowing, she jumped. Quickly following, the green rabbit jumped in behind her, trying to shush her screams.

"I told you, the girl is supposed to chase the rabbit, not the other way around."

"And I told security to come dispose of you, but obviously neither of these things went our way today." The bunny man chuckled again and smirked. Coming closer to the girl was quite a challenge mid- fall, but he still found a way to do so. Realizing that they were nearing the end, he checked again to make sure that his vial was there.

"I don't like doing this to strangers, so may I ask your name?"

"Do what? And you tell me first, bloody bunny wanker."

"I'm Francis, otherwise known as the mint bunny. It's… not much of a pleasure to meet you."

"Ugh, I'm Alice, and there's no sunshine over here, Frog."

"Oh, a nickname? How sweet."

"Whatever, frog." Francis smirked and pulled her closer, the end of the tunnel in sight.

"Could you drink this for me? It's somewhat like medicine. Actually, it heals your heart." He pulled out a small pink vial with a heart on top.

"After you kidnap me and drag me down a bottomless pit you think I'm going to drink your medicine?" Francis rolled his eyes and smiled.

"Mon petit lapin, you're so adorable." He grabbed the vial, tilting the medicine into his mouth. As they fell from the hole into the open sky, his wings sprouted from his back and he pulled Alice close. Confused and blinded by the light, Alice didn't realize that he was saving her life, kissing her, and forcing her to drink the medicine until she had downed it all. Once they landed on the ground, she felt extremely dizzy and passed out, allowing one thought to fill her mind.

"Bloody Pervert!"

And that, is how it all began.

AN: Well, Krasivista, what do you think? Happy birthday sweetie and here's to being a year older, wiser, prettier (or more handsome) and more hetalia addicted. Everyone check out his/her stories (I can't wait for the next update of Play on Hetalia, and wish her a happy birthday (Inconspicuously, of course.)!

Look out for MLN:SiM…oiJP updates, and It's about time I contributed to this fandom, right?

~ST Out! Hasta la pasta, Baby!