Apparently, I talk in my sleep. All throughout last night, my sister, Maddie (Flyingsaucerscout) recorded what I said.
Her log= http:/ flyingsaucerscout (dot) deviantart (dot) com /journal/43112084/
Now, story 1! This uses the sleep talkings from my first dream of the night. It uses Hetalia characters instead of whatever my dream was about because I forgot it.
"So, like, Liet! Did you hear about Gil and Matt?" Poland asked. "They're, like, a couple now! Ohmigoshh!"
"Who cares?" Toris replied. He was worn out by Poland's talking and ranting all day and needed a break. Not that he minded Poland; it was just that sometimes he had a little /too/ much of him.
"Well... Maddie cared," Feliks replied.
"Who's Maddie?" Lithuania asked. He hadn't met any Maddies.
"She's, like, my biffle!" Poland exclaimed. "She's totally right here! Don't be so RUDE!" Poland pointed at an empty chair near the couch he and Lithuania were sitting on.
/Oh... An imaginary friend.../ Lithuania thought. Suddenly, a rabid fangirl with cat ears popped up from behind the chair. She had brown hair and blue eyes.
"Yeah! Best friends for LIFE!" she shouted, high-fiving Poland. Toris assumed this was Maddie.
"B-Be careful... You might wake Ivan... He's sleeping upstairs..." Lithuania warned her.
"All the better! IVAN, I'M COMING FOR YOU, BABY!" Maddie promptly rushed out of the room to find stairs.
"Well... That was weird..." Liet said.
"Pff, not really," Feliks replied. "Hey, you want to go for a walk? Like, on the beach!"
"Where is there a beach near us?" Toris asked, bewildered by Poland's suggestion.
"Gosh, who said it had to be near here? Come on, let's go! VROOM-VROOM!" Feliks imitated car sounds as he pretended to honk a horn.
The lovers finally arrived at a beach- Ah, so romantic. Seagulls stealing food from anyone and everyone, kids peeing in the seaweed-filled ocean, and tons of almost-nude beachgoers lounging on the rough sand. PERFECT.
"Let's go swimming!" Feliks suggested.
"Poland... I don't think we brought our bathing suits..." Liet said.
"No problem!" Poland replied. "We can just wear our boxers!"
"But-"
"Listen, if you don't want to get your undies wet, I, like, brought a spare swimsuit. Maybe it will fit you." Poland reached into his pocket and pulled out a bright pink bikini.
"Err... I'll go with my boxers..." Lithuania said. The two stripped down to underpants, each one's in the print of his flag. They rushed into the cold, algae-infested waters.
The waves were particularly strong that day. Feliks insisted on diving into them head-first and usually got tumbled over. Lithuania had to rescue him often. A particularly large wave was coming up.
"P-Poland... We can head to the beach and be safe if we go fast enough..." Lithuania said.
"No! This is going to be FUN!" Poland rejected the idea. When the wave got close, he dove right into it. Liet ducked under the water, attempting to stay safe.
A minute later, Poland popped up from under the water.
"Ohmigawwwwd, that was great." Poland got closer to Lithuania as Liet's eyes grew wider and his cheeks got redder.
"Poland! L-Look down! Y-You're missing something..."
Poland did look down. He was missing something- clothing.
"Like, let me just share with you." Feliks attempted to conceal his vital regions in Toris's boxers. Just as he achieved success, a woman came up to him.
"Sir, I believe you have littered," she said in an official voice. She held up Poland's boxers. "I'm going to have to fine you."
"Pfft, you can't do that. You're, like, not even wearing the cool police sunglasses! Or eating a doughnut!" Poland said.
"No, really, I'm with the CIA." The woman pulled a badge out of her bikini top.
"Gosh, how padded IS that?" Feliks asked. He hadn't noticed a bulge in her boobular area before.
"I'll be asking the questions," the woman said, pulling Poland by the arm. Lithuania had to carry both the weight of him /and/ Poland. He knew Feliks wouldn't be able to carry the both of them.
They sat in an office, soaking wet still, and freezing cold.
"Now, the fine for littering combined with the fine for flashing totals two hundred sixty-nine dollars," an official-looking man said. Poland snickered a bit. "Can you pay that?"
"No way! Liet, can I, like, borrow money?" Feliks sat on top of Toris, still in his boxers.
"I-I'm broke!" Lithuania said. "Do we get a phone call?"
The policeman sighed. "Of course, of course. But we'll be listening in."
Poland grabbed the phone provided and dialed the number of Russia's house.
"Poland, are you crazy? he's not giving us money!" Lithuania whispered in Poland's ear.
"Shh..." he said.
"Da?" Russia answered the phone.
"Can I, like, speak to Maddie?" Feliks asked.
"Oh, da, da!" Ivan passed the phone to Maddie. "It's Poland."
"OMG HI!" Maddie answered.
"We're totally in trouble and-"
"I'll be right there! Just let me get in costume!" Maddie hung up. "Oh, crap- i forgot to ask them where they are.
"No problem! I'll just use my tracking chips, da?"
Lithuania was about to go insane from an incessant beeping in the back of his head that Poland claimed not to have heard when Maddie burst into the door in a Supergirl costume.
"have no fear! SUPER MADDIE IS HERE!" she exclaimed.
"And Russia, da?" Ivan creeped out from behind her.
"We, like, were fined for-"
"Say no more!" Maddie said. "I'll pay for it!"
"It's two hundred sixty-nine dollars," the policeman informed her.
"Teehee... Sixty-nine... Ivvy, can you? Pleeeeease?" Maddie pleaded.
"Da! Anything for my love!" Russia said.
"Yeah! Best-female-friends!" Maddie said, high-fiving Poland.
They got strange looks from everyone except Russia.
LE FIN
Thus is my creation. Not my original work Mutti deleted, but it works c:
