Once upon a time some stuff happened that I really don't care about so we're just going to skip over it. That includes all major events that have ever occurred throughout the history of mankind. Okay, well, anyway, our story starts with a whiny little brat named Rebecca Hawkins in the back seat of a car. She was whining about how moving sucked and how she didn't want to explore a new place. In her hand was a miniature teddy bear that she received as a goodbye present. Its limbs were practically falling off because she was clutching it so hard.
Her mom, Isis, started yelling at her for disturbing the silence. Her dad, Yuugi, was pretending that he knew how to drive but couldn't even reach the steering wheel. So, our mental family had no idea where they were going and because Yuugi couldn't even see over the steering wheel, they took a wrong turn.
"Good job, idiot!" Isis snapped. She was NOT having a good time.
"Oh look, mom! It's little... thingies," said Rebecca, pointing to the tiny shrines on the side of the road. What the hell were they doing there, anyway? Ah, who cares.
"I seriously don't care," Isis replied. "So shut up. Yuugi, where are we?"
"Teehee, it looks like I made a wrong turn!" Yuugi giggled. "Oh well! I have four wheel drive, so who cares!"
"We do!" shouted Rebecca and Isis at the same time.
"Too bad!" Yuugi screamed as he stepped on the pedal with all his strength. Thankfully he didn't have too much strength, but still, it was enough.
"YOU'RE CRAZY!" cried Isis, holding on for dear life. Rebecca kept falling over in the back seat because she was stupid and didn't put on her seatbelt.
"OH MY GOD!" Yuugi screamed and abruptly stopped the car. "IT'S A... THING!" Isis and Rebecca were surprised that he even noticed that they were going to crash into an ugly statue of Seto Kaiba because he couldn't even friggin' see where he was driving. Isis fell forward and Rebecca... fell on the floor. Good one.
Yuugi and Isis ran out of the car because ahead of them was a cool tunnel and they wanted to go through it for no reason at all.
"Rebecca!" Isis called. "Get over here! We're going through this tunnel whether you like it or not!"
"Fine," said Rebecca, sick of her parents. "But I have a feeling that we really shou-"
"Stop being such a worry wart! It'll be fun!" exclaimed Yuugi. Rebecca rolled her eyes.
The tunnel was ugly, dark, and just ugly. Rebecca was wondering why the hell she had to come with them. She clinged onto Isis's arm, which looks REALLY weird when you think about it.
Well, anyway, they soon emerged on the other end of the tunnel and saw a pretty field and yadda yadda.
"Oh look!" said Yuugi, pointing to nowhere in particular. "It's an abandoned theme park! Coolies!"
"I think I just heard a train!" Rebecca announced randomly. No one listened to her because Rebecca was full of crap.
"It is beautiful here!" exclaimed Isis. "We could have had a picnic."
Yuugi and Isis began walking ahead through the field, spotting civilization. Rebecca followed them slowly, wishing that her father wasn't such an idiot and a midget. Isis wasn't as bad - she was just annoying.
"I smell food!" declared Yuugi, running through the town to find out where the smell was coming from.
"Does he think by eating a lot of food that he'll become taller?" asked Rebecca as they followed him. Isis laughed, which pissed Rebecca off because she was being serious.
Yuugi soon found the food stand and started eating everything in sight. Isis sighed and sat next to him, and began eating too.
"What the hell!" Rebecca screamed, holding herself back from eating. "There's no one here! You're stealing their food! The food could be poisoned, for all you know!" She paused. "Wait a sec. Dad, keep eating."
"Rebecca!" scolded Isis. "Don't wish harm on your father!"
Yuugi wasn't listening to either of them and kept eating like there was no tomorrow.
"What a pig," sighed Rebecca. "I'm going to go wander off and try to find the spirit world, kay?"
"Sure, whatever, have fun," replied Isis, stuffing food in her mouth.
Rebecca then danced off happily to who-knows-where. She then walked up some steep steps that appeared out of absolutely nowhere. They led up to this lovely bridge that Rebeca stood on the edge of.
"There's that train I heard earlier!" Rebecca exclaimed, pointing to the train down below her. "And no one believed me! Ahahaha!" She then almost fell off. Smart one.
Suddenly a kid with long, black hair (for a guy, anyway) appeared and started shouting at Rebecca for no reason.
Rebecca blinked. "You look like a girl."
"I do? Wait, no I don't!" the boy snapped. "Anyway, you have to get out of here. It's almost dark!" Then it randomly became nighttime. Gosh, he was special.
"Why do I?" asked Rebecca, stubborn.
"You know what, I dunno. But get the hell out of here!"
Rebecca shrugged. "Why didn't you say so?" She then walked away to... somewhere. "Hey, I might as well visit my ugly parents," she thought.
As soon as Rebecca left, the boy started discoing.
"Mom! Dad!" Rebecca said boredly. She then found the food stand and saw that her parents had been turned into pigs. She blinked. They looked the same to her.
With nothing else to do, Rebecca started running around aimlessly. Spirits started opening shops and stands. She didn't care.
Soon, she found out that she was going back the way she first came. "Oh look, the field turned into a big-ass river!" Rebecca exclaimed. "Well, this sucks." She began to sit down on the steps when she realized that they were covered with water. "Crap! This sucks even more."
A big, ugly ship then started coming to shore. It then stopped and mad ugly spirit things started coming off it. "How can something be so ugly!" gasped Rebecca. By the way, "ugly" is the new word of the day.
The mad ugly spirit things started advancing towards Rebecca. Rebecca, who had at least an ounce of common sense, started to run away and ducked behind a building.
"Oh, would you look at that!" she exclaimed as she looked at her transparent hands. "I'm turning invisible! Greaaat." She then sat there, trying to figure out why she was invisible, if she would ever get home, and what kind of Happy Meal toys McDonald's would sell this month.
The boy who kinda looked like a girl from before ran in out of nowhere. "I'm here to save you!" he shouted triumphantly. He then tripped over a rock.
"Good one," remarked Rebecca, rolling her eyes. "Anyway, can you help me? I'm turning invisible."
The boy grinned. "I have just the thing!" He then grabbed a piece of food from his pocket and shoved it down Rebecca's throat.
"Gack!" Rebecca cried as she choked on her food. "What was that for!" She started to cough.
"You know what, I dunno," the boy replied, shrugging. Rebecca glared at him. "Oh, look!" he yelled, pointing to a bird flying overhead with the face of... Yami Malik. He looked creepy. Anyway, the boy then pinned Rebecca to the wall.
"What the hell are you doing!" she screamed. "Get off me!"
"Shut up!" the boy hissed. "That bird is looking for you! I have no idea what he wants, though, but you still better shut your trap."
"OKAY!" replied Rebecca happily to annoy the boy.
The weird looking bird soon left and Rebecca pushed the raven-haired kid off of her. "Don't touch me again!" she barked.
"Okay, okay. NOW LET'S ROLL!" The boy grabbed Rebecca and ran off towards the bridge where he first saw her. (Awww, how sweet! NOT!)
"WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SA-Oh look, a bath house," said Rebecca, obviously easily distracted.
"Okay, while we cross the bridge you HAVE to hold your breath, okay?" the boy instructed.
"OKAY!" replied Rebecca in the same annoying tone she used earlier.
So, they crossed the bridge to the bath house. The boy was thinking about dumb string instruments while Rebecca was suffocating. Well, they almost reached the end of the bridge when... HAGA POPPED UP.
"MASTER MOKUBAAA!" he yelled. "WHASSUPPP!"
"CRAP! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE FREAKY BUG DUDE!" shouted the boy, who was now Mokuba. Rebecca was surprised by Haga's sudden greeting and, of course, his super nerdiness. So, yeah, she took a breath and everyone saw her.
"OH MY SHELDON!" screamed some random people (they were mostly frogs). "IT'S A HUMAN!"
"Oh crap," said Mokuba, and he trapped the frog into a bubble-like... thing and ran off with Rebecca behind the bath house.
"Well, that was fun!" exclaimed Rebecca. Mokuba stared at her like she was crazy, and then shook his head.
"They're looking for you," he stated. "In order to save your parents you have to work here." Rebecca nodded solemnly, pretending that she knew what he was talking about. "As soon as this drama calms down, go downstairs to the boiler room. There you'll meet Bakura, the boiler man. He has an obsession with blood and is a little psycho, but that's okay. He'll probably hire you because he doesn't want to do anything himself."
"OKAY!" shouted Rebecca happily, wondering who this Bakura guy was. Then Ryuuzaki appeared, who suddenly started yelling at Mokuba for no reason. Rebecca was smart for once and decided to hide herself in the bushes.
"Master Mokuba!" yelled Ryuuzaki. "We need you inside! We need to find that stupid human."
Mokuba quietly followed Ryuuzaki while Rebecca snuck away.
CatGirl: YAY that's it for chapter one. I'm going to be updating this every week and I already have a couple of chapters written out already. So, yeah!
