Gold Pince Nez
Sung to the tune of "Goldfinger"
Gold Pince Nez!
She's the girl, the girl with the squinty eyes.
She's quite a prize.
Such an old pince nez
with its cord of ribbon as black as sin,
she did him in!
Golden glasses that sat on her nose
show she must have worn ladylike clothes
But this golden girl must have been flustered
gave the kiss of death and lost her
gold pince nez.
Willoughby, his hand 'round this frame of gold
his hand is cold!
Golden glasses that puckered her brow
go to show that she can't see much now!
When this golden girl flailed all about her
Gave the kiss of death without her
Gold pince nez.
Willoughby, the lad with a heart of gold –
His heart is cold!
The pince nez is gold
in his hold
but he's cold.
The pince nez is gold
in his hold
but he's cold!
