Tamaki comes bouncing into the host club one fateful Thursday afternoon, smiling like an idiot. Kyoya paid no attention to it, when is the teenager not smiling like an idiot, anyway?

"Kaoru~" Tamaki chimes in a sing-songish voice, stopping where the said first year was sitting with his brother and the natural of the club. The three look up at their senpai, two of the three's faces dropping when they realized it was him.

"What do you want, senpai?" Hikaru snaps. He isn't in the mood for the blonde's shenanigans and neither is Haruhi.

"Hi Tamaki-senpai," Kaoru giggles, tilting his head to the side and smiling widely. Hikaru nearly has a heart attack, falling back into Haruhi's arms while clutching the left side of his chest. He knows when Kaoru is trying to be cute, and that was obviously one of his best moves-

"What the hell?" is all Haruhi manages to say as she watches the two boys smile dumbly at each other.

"I wanted to know if you were busy Saturday around twelve," Tamaki says, looking down at the couch while blushing slightly.

"No, why?" Kaoru asks, the smile on his face growing wider. Haruhi doesn't want to believe her eyes; does Kaoru fancy Tamaki…?

"Well, I have these coupons," Tamaki says. "and I want to use them down at the commoner's mall, but I don't know who I should take with me and I thought you might want to go with me. Do you?" Kaoru nods his head.

"So, is it a date?" Kaoru asks. Tamaki smiles and leans in, pecking Kaoru lightly on the check.

"It's about time I take you on a proper one." Hikaru nearly passes out and Haruhi finds herself fanning the eldest twin to keep him awake.

"Don't be silly," Kaoru says before giving him a sly look. "I had loads of fun in that broom closet."

"In a broom closet? What were you two doing in a broom closet?" Haruhi asks. Hikaru is fully conscious and stands up, pointing a finger at Tamaki dramatically.

"You were in a broom closet with my younger brother?! I'll kill you!" He yells as he pounces on top of Tamaki.

"Wait! Hikaru! I promise when didn't do anything to inappropriate!"

"Not my faaaaaaace, Hikaru! It's my pride and joy! The nails, oh God, watch the nails!"