Author's Note:This takes place before the performance of "Bad" with the Warblers and ND.


"Remind me again why we have to dress like the Italian Mafia?" Blaine whined, as Kurt propped the collar up on Blaine's leather jacket.

"It's bad ass. That's why." Kurt smiled slyly as he examined his outfit choice for his boyfriend.

"Wow, what vulgar language, Kurt." Blaine laughed.

"Fashion can do this to me." Kurt said, distracted by the thoughts of how bad this whole battle could go down.

"Honey, what's wrong?" Blaine said, cupping his hands under Kurt's chin and giving him the puppy dog eyes.

"Nothing." Kurt said half-heartidly, ducking his head slightly.

"Tell me, please. I don't want you to be upset. It makes me upset."

"It's just that...this whole thing could turn out incredibly wrong. Who knows what the Warblers will do? Who knows what Sebastian will make the Warblers do? And despite his humongous horse teeth and having the appearance of a crazed chipmunk, Sebastian is actually sort of hot. What if he succeeds in taking you away? And what if-" Kurt's rambling was ceased as Blaine pressed his lips to Kurt's, and felt Kurt's warm tears begin to trickle down his face.

"Shh.." Blaine said softly, stroking Kurt's cheek with his thumb. "None of that could ever happen because despite Sebastian's deviousness, he isn't capable of physically harming somebody. That takes real evil. And Kurt, he isn't at all hot to me. Your the only person who is ever and will ever be hot to me." Blaine smiled as Kurt's cheeks began to redden.

"...Okay." Kurt sniffled, snuggling his head into Blaine's chest. "But if this gets violent, I'm screwed. I may look totally awesome and all in this outfit, that Warbler Self Defense class did nothing besides teach me that Wes and David really enjoy goofing off."

Blaine chuckled softly. "It won't. It's just a simple sing-off. To intimidate them, that's all. And if anyone even tried to lay a finger on you, I would be defending you in a heartbeat."

"You promise?" Kurt asked.

"I promise." Blaine smiled, wrapping his arms tighter around Kurt.


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