i got bored. so i googled the list of things not to do at hogwarts, flipped through and picked the ones i liked to write for. also i haven't slept in almost 24 hours.
Super rad intro thingy:
Okay, so. This is basically just me being bored and writing stuff for the things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts list. Megan is my character, and everyone else pretty much will be J.K. Rowling's. And there will be a LOT of OOCness. Like seriously. Oh, and it's seventh year. Technically. If the Trio and everyone else who skipped the seventh year went back after the Battle of Hogwarts. And Dumbledore is alive. And Oliver Wood is somewhat of a Quidditch legend with the students. Oh, and dear old Severus is the DADA teacher. Basically the same teacher lineup as HBP. Oh and Megan is a Hufflepuff because Hufflepuff doesn't get enough credit. And this may be a mix of book/movies. Whatever. It won't be any major book/movie differences. Megan is also a muggleborn. And Colin's back because really, what's the point of killing the adorable little kid with the camera?
1. Seamus Finnigan is NOT after my lucky charms.
"NO! Go awaaay! The Lucky Charms are MINE!" I screamed in the general direction of Seamus Finnigan. He rolled his eyes and continued talking to Dean Tomas, his best friend who he has a thing for. He could at least play along and let us Hufflepuffs have some fun.
Grinning, I muttered a spell under my breath. The box of Muggle cereal appeared on the Gryffindor table in front of Seamus. He grabbed the box, opened it and then winked at me before pouring some of the Lucky Charms into a bowl.
"Mrs. Sprout!" I shrieked to the Head of Hufflepuff. "Seamus stole my cereal!" Mrs. Sprout narrowed her eyes and flicked her wand. The cereal in question appeared back in front of me. I stuck my tongue out at him before slipping the box of cereal into my robes. Then I ran into the hallway screaming, "He's after me Lucky Charms!"
No one followed me. I ran out to the prefect's bathroom on the fifth floor and said, "Pine fresh!" to the statue guarding the entrance. I rushed in, glad the room was empty. Then I took the box of cereal out of my robe and sat it on the edge of the huge bathtub. "Engorgio!" I pointed my wand at the half empty box. Cackling madly, I poured the huge box into the tub until it was nearly full.
"Now I just need some milk…" I muttered to myself. "Accio milk!" a gallon jug of milk whisked into my hand.
"Tsk, Tsk. This just won't do!" I said before flicking my wand at the milk until I had enough jugs to fill the rest of the bathtub. I poured each of them in before laughing again and hiding in one of the toilet stalls. This should be good…
"Accio camera!" I hissed and grabbed my camera before it fell into the toilet. The final touch of my evil plan was to take a picture of whoever's face saw the 'bowl of cereal' first.
"What the-?" a slightly familiar voice said. I peered out of the crack in the door. Colin Creevey? Hm. I grinned evilly and snapped a picture of his confused face.
"What's this?" he asked.
I laughed. "Breakfast!"
"…For who?"
I thought for a moment before replying, "For us, of course!" I conjured us each a spoon and jumped into the tub of cereal to begin eating. Colin gave me the universal "what the hell?" look, shrugged, and joined me in the breakfast bath.
"So," he said in between bites of cereal, "Are we supposed to finish this whole thing?"
"Dunno. Do you think we'd be able to?"
"…Probably not. We could wait for someone else to come and take a picture of their face." Colin suggested.
Idea stealer! "I already did that though! Your face was priceless, by the way."
He threw a spoonful of Lucky Charms at me. "I wanna see!"
We didn't even make a dent in the cereal before we gave up and went back to our common rooms.
yes. that was weird. if people seem to like this, i will continue flipping through the list of what i'm not allowed to do at hogwarts and write stuff for it. if you people don't like it, i'll still put it up 'cause i can.
