Story Info:

Title: Love You (Imagination currently absent, please leave a message after the tone.)
Pairing/Characters: LaviYuu
Genre: Romance
Rating: Up to K, at the moment
Warnings: Shounen-ai, swearing, un-beta'd
Summary: A collection of LaviYuu drabbles and stories.
A/N: This is only going to show up on the first chapter. Also, this info applies to all chapters, so I won't be repeating the same things. IE: It says 'romance' under 'genre', so it applies to all and I won't keep repeating myself.

Chapter Info:

Title: Socializing
Genre: Fluff (I wanna add humor, because I tried for it, but I kind of failed.)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Tiny spoiler if you look really hard
Summary: In which Lavi tries to get Kanda to socialize, and fails miserably.
A/N: Yeah, I'll be writing semi-pointless oneshots until I'm confident enough to try a full-scale story. Sorry.


"D'you ever do anything fun?"

Kanda snapped out of his meditation, opening his eyes to direct one of his death glares towards the redheaded intruder. It was irritating really, but he'd grown to recognize the voice. Unwillingly, of course, but it was hard not to recognize something that bothered one nearly all free hours of the day.

"Oh come on, Yuu-chan! You never hang out with the rest of us, and the only one who can go within sword range of you without being nearly impaled is Lenalee! Stop sitting around and do something interesting."

"Something interesting like poring over books, overstuffing myself with food, or engaging in senseless chatter? I'd rather not. And don't call me that."

"Something interesting like partying, getting girls, and other normal behavior for people our age. Instead of training and meditating 24/7. You need to loosen up, socialize, get laid," Lavi chattered, throwing an arm around Kanda's shoulder and dragging him towards the door, nearly suffocating the shorter Exorcist in the process.

Kanda winced noticeably at the mention of getting laid. Or being nearly suffocated, that was almost as bad.

"Get off." The 'or I kill you' was not said aloud, but both knew what he meant.

"Aw, don't be so cold! We're friends, right?" Lavi said, but removed his arm nonetheless, for fear of it getting cut off. (Kanda had moved his own arm toward a replacement sword he'd worn since Mugen had to be repaired.) An awkward silence ensued, but that never put off Lavi. Considering his options for a moment, Lavi decided to just drag Kanda along by the hand.

Kanda recoiled slightly, but decided that holding hands, awkward as that was, would be better than being led around by the neck. As long as he didn't think about it, it wasn't that bad, right?

The redhead blinked in surprise at Kanda's reaction, or lack thereof, then broke into a toothy grin, looking like a kid that'd accomplished something big and was being praised. Which, in a way, he had. Most people in the Black Order would have said it was impossible to get Kanda to hold hands (unless it was in preparation for an attack, which really didn't count).

Lavi ran out of Kanda's room with said Exorcist in tow.

"So, where to? That town nearby? Or would you prefer someone from the Order? Though if it's Lena-" Lavi cut off, interrupted by a clout to the head. He turned to whine and Kanda again, but was cut off once more.

"I'm not interested in that kind of thing. Now find something to do that doesn't concern your libido." The death glare was definitely intact again.

"...you're not interested in girls?"

"Nope."

"You sure?"

A glare. It almost seemed like Lavi couldn't unterstand him not being interested in sex, love, or any other distractions.

"Wow, I... I never knew you swung that way, Yuu." Not almost, apparently.

Kanda stopped to bang his head against the nearby wall a couple of times to get the idiot's voice and words out of his head.

"You don't have to be embarassed, Yuu. It's perfectly normal."

Kanda opened his mouth to protest, but was interrupted as Lavi dragged him off once again.

"Shush, I know a place we can go."

'Hell no!' he wanted to say, but then realized it'd be easier to just go along with Lavi's plan, then just kill- err, reject whoever Lavi brought along, and make his escape.

--

After much wandering and getting lost, Lavi finally announced, "We're here." Whereever 'here' was. As far as Kanda could tell, he'd just been led into an unoccupied part of the Black Order's Headquarters. The hallways had been empty save for the two of them.

"Here?" Kanda echoed, glancing around doubtfully. He'd expected somewhere a bit more... inhabited.

"Yup, here," Lavi replied cheerily, then turned toward Kanda and kissed him, their hands still intertwined.

Kanda's first emotion was inevitably surprise, but it didn't take long for him to regain his ever-present pissed mood.

Before he had the chance to bite off Lavi's tongue (which had snuck into his mouth while he was gaping at the suddenness of what had happened) and end the kiss, Lavi pulled away, having realized what Kanda probably would've done next from the deathly glare he was receiving.

He offered a cheeky grin in apology, and received a punch to the face in return.

"Still, it was worth it to see you of all people blush," Lavi muttered half to himself.

Kanda blanched, then, realizing they were still holding hands, quickly pulled his away and moved it towards the hilt of his sword.

The next ten minutes were spent with Kanda attempting murder, and Lavi desperately trying to stay alive. When Kanda had settled down a bit (after putting a couple of gashes through Lavi's clothes), the two of them settled down, panting breathlessly.

After a while, Kanda broke the silence.

"Why'd you lead me all the way out here, anyways?"

"So nobody would hear anything suspicious."

And with that, Lavi fled, Kanda close on his heels and waving the sword around madly again.

--

Several hours later, they returned to the main part of the headquarters. Much gossip was had over why both of them had returned breathless and disheveled from a secluded part of the Order, with Lavi's clothes somewhat torn in quite a few... disturbing places.


A/N: Done, thanks for reading! Reviews would be much appreciated.