Criminal Intent ~ no infringement intended!
Title: Let Me Introduce Myself
Let me introduce myself, my name is Captain William Hannah, New York City's Major Case Squad. A lifetime ago I was Robert Goren's Partner. Let me give you a little bit of an insight to Robert Goren. Do you remember the American Tourist luggage commercial with the gorilla kicking the luggage to and fro … yeah? Great … okay, here's the thing, not only did Robert Goren have luggage or baggage, whatever you want to call it, but he was locked in a cage and getting kicked around by that damn gorilla his entire fucking life! Yes, this is a metaphor for his Mother, his brother and his own God damn brilliance, you see, the thing is, he should be sitting in this office, not me, but then again, he's the one that solves the cases … not me. Because of all this shit and his fuck you attitude and of course his hatred for the color, brass … he will never be a pencil pusher like me.
When I accepted the job as captain, I knew I needed him back and boy did I have to fight to get him back. I had to fight the brass and him. I didn't have to fight Eames. They get each other but most importantly, she gets him, now don't get me wrong, Eames has baggage too … don't we all, but Goren has the mother load … no pun intended. Major Case was falling apart without it's A-Team, in fact, Major Case was quickly becoming a laughing stock … truly. I hope we're back on track, sure, Goren has a monkey on his back or should I say, gorilla, but with Eames by his side and myself in his corner, Major Case will soon be back on top again. The City of New York needs him, I need him, Eames needs him and Bobby, well … Bobby needs to solve crimes, it's what he does.
The only thing I ask, is that you give me a chance. I may have to keep him in line from time to time, although I may just give that job to Eames … she's good at it … I think he's afraid of her, but all in all I think things are looking up. Goren seems like he's on top of his game and I'm grateful that he didn't put up too much of a fight. As I said, we were partners once upon a time and now I'm his boss … it should be interesting, after all, we are talking about Robert Goren, actually, we are talking about me … Captain William Hannah … Major Case.
Thanks for reading ~ Judy
