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Tamaki's matchmaking diary

Prolouge

Dear diary,

I, Tamaki Suoh, heir to the Suoh family fortunes, fiancee of Haruhi Fujioka and self appointed therapist of mother (he's been very sad since I divorced him for Haru), have decided to find suitable matches for all my family.

I'm starting with Hunny.

Now, you might find me a bit...invasive...by doing this, but I assure you-this is completely necessary!

Ever since high school Hunny has been practically celibate! I have no hope of him getting married now! The only girls he talks to are Haru-Chan, and that creepy girl from black magic club.

Haruhi is of course hopelessly devoted to moi and that girl from the black magic club, in Japan and 2. Is always trying to curse him-which I can assure you is NOT the best basis for a relationship.

And, even worse; she's taller than him.

And so I have come up with a list of (short) pretty girls, who will go well with Hunny.

Firstly, Mimi, the French exchange student from Brittany, who bakes the sweetest cakes on the whole campus-as well as that, she's short and blonde-what else could Hunny want?!

So today, if I see her on campus, I'll give her a talk!

Later

Mother was weird today, I asked him if he knew when Mimi would be free today and he said this:

"So you're cheating on Fujioka? Huh, didn't see that coming."

I have no idea what this 'cheating' business is-maybe he was insinuating that I'm being unfaithful to Haru...

Hah! As if!

No! It's so obvious! Haru-Chan had the same idea! And by using my beguiling host charm, I will get the girl to fall for Hunny-and even better-I'll beat Haru at it-what could go wrong?