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Chapter 1 Mojo

"And with this bomb I will blow up Townsville, Mojo! For I, Mojo, am great, awesome and so upper..doober..goofy goob? That does it!" The angry chimp threw the script on the ground. "I can not take this anymore! I do not speak like that. The way I speak is completely different, which is to say the opposite of what you want me to say, meaning in which if I am to speak it should be me speaking in my normal sense of fashion."

"Now, Mojo," The Director started, only to be interrupted.

"Shut up! I'm tired of this..This trash! Everyday, same thing, same story line. Powerpuff saves the day. Blech! Why can't I win? When will it be Mojo's turn? All Mojo wants is to rule the world. It's not fair," he sniffed. "And furthermore, I want to be called Jojo and be a lovable chimp that plays with the girls. Yeah, that be nice," Mojo sighed in a kind of dreamy like state, not realizing he contradicted himself. "Then, we will be happy and there will be no need for all this violence. I mean really, children watching us villains get beat to a pulp, what's up with that? And why is my stunt monkey never around? I always get the beatings and I'm sick of it! Not to mention the parents of kids would not want their children watching this garbage, which is to say if this show has any more violence it could be just like watching the Simps." Mojo finally stopped talking and walked to the water container thing, took out a cup and poured himself a glass of the clear liquid, which he drank. Ah, he really needed that water, I mean that guy talks and talks forever, it's so annoying, then again that's why we love him. "Sons," he finished.

The Director rolled his eyes at the ranting chimp,"Look, Mojo, well you just read your lines. We need a new episode. The audience is waiting and what they watch means pay for us, but well be lucky to rack in even a few bucks."

"Just because you are my creator or father, whatever, Professor Utoiumum, does not give you the right to boss me around. Your girls get more air time and make me look bad, even though I am bad...Except on my off days, where I like to look at the sun and think back to when I won in that great movie. Which should of been called Mojo Jojo the Movie, but no it was called the Powerpuff Girls, blah," the chimp did a raspberry at the Professor/Director.

"Sorry, Mojo, but that's just what the audeine wants. Now.." He was interrputed again.

"Excuses me? What they want? Muhahahaha. You fail to understand, meaning you don't get what those people want. For they want your girls to go with my boys. Hah! I'll kill those boys if that ever happens, which is to say I Mojo detest any thought of my own creation to date uh..what I had a uh..hand in creating..yes..Uh, oh and they want me with Blossom? Hah! Like, she would give me the time of day, meaning to say she does not or favor, or want anything to do with me...I don't care. I don't!" Meaning I'm tired of all the paring fandoms. Especially me with Bubbles? Pfft, she's too nice for me...yeah..And me with that strange red guy, Him? Is he even a man? Possible a girl. I go with sheman... I would never date someone so ugly, which is to say fan girls I'm available. To destroy you!"

Him was nearby with a plate of flapjacks and he rose himself above Mojo, not that he noticed.

Bubbles was now hugging Mojo and Blossom was just glaring.

"You, know I think I'll be in my dressing room now, which is to say I will not be here, in this location, because I'am leaving," with that being said Mojo fled the area, only to get zapped by, Him. "Yotch! Hey, it's not my fault they pair us. Besides your better off with the Professor. "

"Eww," Proffessor didn't look too please.

"Oh come on, you know you like it, I don't know what to think. I mean, what is a chimp to say when he's paired with humans and a whatever Him is, I want Moco back.." Mojo said, in a lovey dovy way.

"Come on, she was just an actor that had no feelings for you," Blossom said now looking at a book, titled.. "How to Keep Your Hair Style so No Sis Can Ruin it."

"Lies! Pure lies! She did like me, she loved me, it was just all wrong because she couldn't help that her brain wasn't as big as mine. Yes, she betrayed me out of jealously..Poor Mojo, no one loves me. Which is good! I need no love, but still you girls don't have to hog it all. Argh..." Mojo was getting very ticked, and he looked like he wanted to kill someone.

"Alright, alright, listen this is just a rehersal hour, and what you fed the audience was medorcre, and scandolous, I do want to be with you and my counterpart," Blossom said floating over to the now red faced monkey.

"Huh?" He was at a loss for words, it didn't last long though. "You do like me? Meaning to say you wish to spend time and therefore we can bring our brains to a new age of intellect and brilliance?"

"Uh, yeah sure, heeheehee," Blossom floated away, snorting, snickering, and laughing.

Mojo blinked and growled,"Lousy little...Anyway I will not go on with the episode so find another chimp."

A bunch of chimps run in and barge over Mojo.

"Oww...I hate this show, not enough me. Not enough me rulling the world, taking over the town, beating up those bratty kids. Which I never seem to do, they do all the beating..." More chimps ran over Mojo.

"Come on, Mojo get up. We wont get paid without you in the show," pouted the Professor/Director.

"Tough, that's another thing that bugs me, which is to say I'm constantly irritated by the fact that I Mojo Jojo haven't seen a cent not even a dime. You're more cheap than Mr. Krabs..Which reminds me I have a poker game with him and a kid named Eddy. Which I am late for because of you! You are too blame! If I don't get respect. If Mojo doesn't get paid more..." More chimps ran him over. "That's it..call my agent.." he passed out.

IB:Ah, the satisfactory one gets for hurting favorite characters.

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