I am an admin for the amazing page 'The 7 HP books are my 7 horcruxes, without them i wouldn't have a life' on Facebook. We have a chat thingo going and me and another admin named Phoenix Fire (On fanfiction known as SailorSilvanesti, read her disturbing fanfictions.. I DARE YOU!) have something in common..
WE LOVE SOUTH PARK! And well, we came up with a Harry Potter version of the F word scene in South Park: Longer, Bigger and Uncut...
And well, here it is..
Enjoy...
Just a key;
Professor Phoenix Fire = Mr. Garrison
Eric: Draco Malfoy
Stan: Ron Weasley
Kenny: Neville Longbottom
Kyle: Harry Potter
Professor: Okay children, today we're going to start off with a few new Math problems...what is 5 x 2?
Come on children, don't be shy!
Harry: I think I know the Answer Professor!
Draco: !
Harry: Shut up, Fat Boy!
Draco: Hey! Don't Call Me Fat you Firebolting Mudblood!
[gasp]
Professor: Draco, did you just say the F word?
Draco: Mudblood?
Harry: No, he's talking about Firebolt. You can't say Firebolt in school you Firebolting fat-Auror!
Professor: HARRY!
Draco: Why the Firebolt NOT?
Professor: DRACO!
Ron: Dude! You just said Firebolt again!
Professor: RON!
Neville: *muffled* Fooo...
Professor: NEVILLE!
Draco: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anyone!
Firebolt FireboltyFireboltyFirebolt
Professor: How would you like to go see the School councillor?
Draco: How would you like to suck my Bludgers?
Professor: What did you say?
Draco: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was...HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BLUDGERS... Professor Phoenix Fire?
Harry: ...Holy Snitch Dude...
And that's it.
^_^
Hugs and butterfly kisses,
Taylah x
