Disclaimer- I don't own anything that you recognize. It all belongs to Cassandra Clair.

AN- So some of you have commented on my formatting and I'm working on it! My computer is a little weird and un-does some things once I upload it. So thanks for the advice and please R&R! Oh and enjoy because I don't know about you but I hate Sebastian!

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Ways To Annoy Sebastian

Call him a he demon

Tell him that whoever dyed his hair did a terrible job

Make fun of him for kissing his sister

Report him as a pedophile

Ask him if he wishes to be like James Bond

Call him your bitch

Ask him if he looks up to Peter Pettigrew

Ask him if he summoned a whole army of demons because he was lonely

Tell him he looks like Jacob Black (cause Jacob is a down worlder)

When he and Valentine plan on getting together ell him that Valentine is busy with Jace

Force him into a drug rehabilitation center

Call him a child killer

Call him a "one handed freak!"

Tell him that he got beat by a girl

Tell him that his mother called him a monster

AN- So??? Did ya like it?? If I get five reviews ill post Ways to kill Sebastian Verlac (cause I just hate him so much!)