A New festival was currently being held in our School. It was planned to be a sort of Halloween/costume themed festival and after weeks of planning and carrying supplies for a certain Fox, it was planned. But there was one thing that kept bothering me and that thing was currently at my front door.

"C'mon Hikki! Let's Go to the festival!"

That thing would be Yuigahama Yui.

"Its 6:00 PM which means its time to sleep! Plus I don't see how going to a festival is better than staying in my bed."

"That's kind of sad Hikki.."

I really don't see how going to a festival or party is better than staying at home. Most of the time I would be sitting around trying to remember everyone's name. Wait that's family parties. Plus it would be a betrayal to me and my bed. I would even say it would be an affair!

"But you helped planned this event Hikki!" Yuigahama Said.

"I don't see how that's relevant." I said.

I can already hear the teens talking about romance and youth. But maybe if Totsuka was there… NO BANISH THESE THOUGHTS BE STRONG. But Totsuka in an angel costume and bringing me Maxx coffee…

"Hachiman! Hachiman!"

"HIKKI!"

"Huh?" Was i daydreaming!

"I was calling you for a minute! Were you thinking of something gross… " Yuigahama Said while taking a step away.

"Hey! Don't treat me like a criminal. How do you even know where I live?"

"Komachi-chan told me."

Dammit Komachi. You definitely lost points right there. Okay, think of a way to defuse this situation that ends with me going back to my bed and. Yuigahama going away...

"Guess I got no choice then" Yuigahama whispered.

"Look, no matter what my answer is still n-"

She then pulls Out one the only things that make me believe in this cruel world Out of her bag. Maxx coffee. But not just 1 single can, 10 cans! I feel so tempted but I must stay strong!


30 Minutes Later

I couldn't stay strong. Here i AM walking next to Yuigahama on our way to School while sipping my Maxx coffee in a defeated manner.

"Hikki!" Yuigahama shouted.

"What is it now woman!" I replied.

"Hey don't be mean! A-anyway, I w-was w-wondering what you thought of my co-costume." Yuigahama Said while hiding her Face under her coat.

I actually take a second to see what she was wearing. She was dressed as a a type of witch but Not the kinds of witches that were ugly. She had a large Black and orange hat on her head and a little cape around her back. She seems to also be wearing a Black coat around her and was currently hiding under it. In other words, she looked adorable. I didn't really think on what so i just Said the first thing on my mind.

"You look cute."

I saw a blush forming around her Face as she was trying to hide a smile. Stop that! I almost fell for you right there! Lucky my years of expirience and my 108 Hachiman Loner skills™ have helped me stay strong!

"D-Don't be g-gross" Yuiugahama whispered. I look away a bit flustered too. Dammit my forcefield is weakening.

We then walk in silence as i try to forget on what i just said to her a couple of seconds ago.

After walking in comfortable silence and hearing Yuigahama hum a cheery tune we arrived at our School. I Wonder why she is so happy all of a sudden?

"C'mon Hikki let's Go inside!"

I look at our School and see several decorations placed around and can hear pop music being played inside. Oh god, why did i even Come here?

"Want another Maxx coffee Hikki?"Yuigahama Said in a soft tone.

I take the Maxx coffee in a defeated and flustered expression as i Start to realize the unhealthy addiction i have with this drink. Should i try and stop drinking this... Nah its fine.

"I still can't bielieve you bribed me here" I muttered.

"Your fault Hikki for Not wanting to hang Out with us!" Yuigahama Said.

Why am i so weak when dealing with this drink. But how can you blame me! Maxx coffee is a gods gift sent from heaven and delivered by Angels!

"Hachiman!"

Huh. What a coincidence. I feel like i can hear an Àngel near by.

"Hachiman!"

Why must the world torture me like this.

"Hachiman!"

Huh. Its getting closer

"Hachiman!"

"Huh?"

I turn and see Totsuka running and waving at us at the same time.

"Yahallo Yuigahama!"

Ah, that was so cute. Please Let this trend live on.

"Yahallo Totsuka!"

Its Not cute anymore.

"Hachiman, where's your costume?"

"My co-costume?" No one told me that this was part of the deal!

"Yea! Everyone has a costume here!" I take a second to observe Totsuka and i see that he seems to be dressed as a tennis player. Suits him for some odd reason. But now that i think about it an Àngel costume would suit him better...I really need to stop this.

"Hikki hasn't put on his costume yet, were gonna go to the service club now and get his costume now." YET. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YET.

"Oh, well okay! See you Hachiman!"

"Well let's Go Hikki! Yukino is waiting for us!"

DON'T I HAVE A SAY IN THIS. Wait, maybe i can sneak Out if i put Stealth Hikki™ on maximum level.

"Want another Maxx Coffee Hikki."

Dammit.


"Yahallo!", Yuigahama Said while sliding the door open.

I walk in with a gloomy and defeated expression on my face. But is soon replaced with shock as i look upon Yukinoshita. She was dressed as a Queen of Sorts and has a white tiara on her head and was mostly dressed in Black and dark Blue clothing. This is one of the few Times where i have to say she actually looks kind of nice.

"Hikigaya-kun, I alwould appreciate it if would take those disgusting eyes off of me. Your making me fear for my chastity more and more every day. shall i call the police or are they already looking for you?"Yukinoshita Said while covering her chest with a pan-san wand.

Never mind i take it back. She looked a bit flustered while saying it though. Strange. Wait a minute. She just insulted me! I can't Go down without a fight. This is risky but i have to unleash my trap card!

"Tch. Don't flatter yourself. I would be more aroused by staring at a Wall than your chest"

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Im starting to fear for life as i see Yukinoshita turn red. I Start to feel like a little rabit and Yukinoshita is a snake waiting to Come and Strike me. TOTSUKA HELP!

"Senpaii~!"

Not what i was asking for but I"ll take it. Isshiki Comes in and I look in her direction and see she seems to be dressed up as a an animal that represents who she is as a person. A Fox. She has little ears on her head and was wearing a suit that tried to represent a Fox. She had a tail and even had paws on her hands. She looked very adorable in my opinion.

"EH!" Isshiki shouted.

Crap! Did I say that Out loud!

"Yes you did Hikki." Yuigahama muttered.

"Sorry senpai but right now i would have to say no and while Yes it did make my heart flutter with joy you are gonna have to try again later again and maybe i would say Yes if we were alone but for now my final answer is no" Isshiki Said in a incredibly fast pace.

Honestly i don't really pay attention to what she says when she "rejects" me. Must be nothing important.

"Hikigaya, I would appreciate it if you would stop flirting with our underclassmen."

JESUS. I swear the tempature just turned colder.

"Y-Yea s-s-sorry". I muttered. Wait! Why AM i apologising!

"Thank you Hikigaya-kun. That won't happen again right?" Yukinoshita questioned.

"Y-Y-Yea" Jesus i feel so weak. Welp, other than that horror filled situation. I feel like I'm forgetting something.

"Hey senpai. Where's your costume?" Isshiki Said.

Ah crap.

Oh yea! Hikki your costume is in that cabinet over there!" Yuigahama Said while pointing to the back of the room.

"Costume" Yukinoshita questioned.

"Yea! I got Hikki a costume but i had to bribe him with Maxx coffee to get him here." Yuigahama Said

Don't remind me. That was a low Point in my career and i will never do something like that again... Well hopefully.

"That's low even for you Hikigaya-kun. Let me guess, your costume is a going to be a fish so it can fit with your eyes?"

Be quiet you washing Board.

"E-Excuse me!"

Crap i really got to fix this habbit!

"I-I d-didn't mean to say t-that. I really meant to say is that..." C'mon Brain think of something!

"I meant to say that you look adorable in that costume!" NOT THAT.

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I look around to see the several reactions from the People in this room. Yuigahama is at a loss for words and is trying to figure Out what to say. Isshiki looks slightly peeved for some reason and Yukinoshita is really red and is trying to hide under her costume. Oh god she really must be really angry. After a minute of silience Yuigahama breaks the ice.

"A-Anyway why don't we leave so Hikki can put his costume on!" Yuigahama Said.

"Hold on I never Said i would put on a costume!" I replied. The moment i put on a costume is the moment someone likes me. Never.

"*sigh* You leave me no choice Hikki. If you put on the costume i will give you 5 morre Maxx Coffees!"

Don't be tempted Hachiman. Just calmy decline her offer.

"Make it 20" DAMMIT.

"Deal!"

"D-D-Deal!"

"Deal!"

WHY DID YOU ALL REPLY!?

"Okay its settled! See you in 10 minutes Hikki!"

They quietly walk outside the clubroom and i see an Excited Yuigahama, a flustered Isshiki, and a smiling Yukinoshita...That last part must be there Maxx Coffee.

I slowly walk towards the cabinet and think try to predict what costume Yuigahama got me. A clown, spongebob, or maybe a cat! I open the cabinet and see why the next 3 hours of my life is going to like.

"Ah fuck"


I slowly walk Out of the service club in shame as i see what their reactions are. I turn and see them comming back from the vending machine wijth drinks in hand. I wave at them with my paw.

"Ah Hikki! Did you like the costume!" Yuigahama Said while running towards me.

Here i am dressed in a pan-san costume and everything is down to detail. My nose is Black and my left eye has a star painted on while my right has a circle. I AM dressed in fluffy Black and white costume and i AM currently hidding my head in shame.

"C'mon Hikki! I left a little notecard for you to say! Say it or no Maxx Coffee!"

Oh god this is everything i AM against. Just get this over with. Think of the Maxx Coffee!

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"C'mon Hikki say it!"

"M-M-M-Meow... " I said while hiding my face in my paws. THERE NOT EVEN THE SAME ANIMAL.

Oh god this is akward. I turn my head upwards to see their reactions. Yuigahama seemed to be very Happy and is currently taking a photo of me...how nice. Isshiki is looking at me with a shocked Face but her eyes shows that she is squealing with cuteness in the inside. And Yukinoshita is... Is... Is kind of creeping me Out. She a dazed look and has hands up to her chest like she was admiring something. She also has... hearts on her eyes? I knew she likes pan-san but geez.

"I-I e-expect my Maxx Coffee on Monday"

A minute passes and a blush is growing on my Face.I look the the Side embarassed but then i hear a sigh of admiration comming from Yukinoshita. I turn and see she seems to be in a worst state than before. She seems to be drooling a little bit and the hearts on her eyes are bigger than before. She is slowly stepping foward and now i'm fearing for my life for some reason.

"Hachiman~" Yukinoshita Said in a soft tone.

"Huh!?" Did... Did she just say my first name?

"We have to get going to prepare and were gonna have to get you a suit."

IM afraid to ask this next question.

"P-Prepare for what?"

"Our wedding of course"

WHAT! I look behind Yukinoshita and see the shocked expressions on Yuigahama and Isshiki.

"I already bought the rings and now i just need you to sign the marriage form with me. Don't worry, i already filled it Out i just need you to sign your name" Yukinoshita Said without stuttering.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS!?

"Y-Yukinoshita, i don't think you're in the right state of mind."

"What do you mean? You're gonna say Yes right?"

Oh god I think she just went yandere. Welp, time to use one of the best strategies Out there.

Running.


Totsuka Pov

I Wonder where Hachiman is at. He Said he was going to the clubroom right? I Wonder what's taking him so long?

"SOMEONE HELP ME"

Was.. Was that Hachiman? I run to where the sounds are comming from and see what i never thought i would see in my life. I see a Hachiman in a panda costume running from Yukinoshita dressed in a Queen costume and she is waving a mariage form. Behind them are Yuigahama and Isshiki both running at them in costumes aswell.

"Hachimam! You just have to sign here!"

"Wait Yukinon this is Not fair!"

"Senpai! You have to take responsibility!"

I-I think i'm gonna go home early.