Disclaimer: Do I really have to spell it out?
I own nout but the plot of this story and any character you don't recognise -Monique!-
A/N: Monique is a friend of Lily's .….enjoy!
' Thought ' " Speech "
James: 'What can I do to make her want me?'
Lily: 'I'm nice to him all the time and he still won't talk to me properly anymore!'
Severus: 'I didn't tell anyone about his "problem" why won't he talk to me?!'
Remus: 'What's she got that I haven't?'
Sirius: 'Why's he looking at me like that?'
Monique: 'Merlin if looks could kill, he'd have killed me by now!'
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James: 'Maybe if I make a snow-woman that looks like her! She might think that's sweet!'
Lily: 'Maybe I'll ask if he wants to go ice-skating on the lake?'
Severus: 'Maybe I should make him some hot chocolate, he likes chocolate and it's cold!"
Remus: 'Snow Fight! I could accidentally fall on him and bury her in snow!'
Sirius: 'No really why is he looking at me like that!'
Monique: 'Scary glint in his eye now! What's he gonna do to me now?'
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James: 'How's that insulting?'
Lily: 'Well that wasn't a nice reply was it?'
Severus: 'Why he thought I'd poison it is beyond me!"
Remus: 'Oh yeah a make out session between those two half way through was what I was aiming to achieve!'
Sirius: 'What have I done? Why's he still looking at me like that?'
Monique: 'HA he wants her but she wants him but he wants him but he wants him and he wants me…I forgot my gloves!'
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James: 'Why's she looking at him like that?'
Lily: 'Why's he looking at him like that?'
Severus: 'Why's he looking at him like that?'
Remus: 'I wish he'd look at me like that!'
Sirius: 'Seriously…hehe…why's he looking at me like that!?'
Monique: 'Wow it's cold out here!'
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James: 'He's greasy I'm not…stop looking at him!'
Lily: 'Oh you can't be gay! That's just not fair!'
Severus: 'Stupid Gryffindor!'
Remus: 'Typical!'
Sirius: 'Stop looking at me!'
Monique: 'Oh this is amusing!'
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James, Lily, Severus, Remus: 'IT'S NOT FAIR!'
Sirius: 'I don't like it out here anymore!'
Monique: 'I wonder what would happen if I…'
"I'm gonna make everyone's life easier so I can go back inside! So here it goes:
James sweet, Lily doesn't want you cause she wants Severus here!…Yes you do Lily!
BUT
Lily hunny, Severus doesn't want you cause he wants Remus don't you! Oh stop glaring you know it's true!
BUT
Severus, Remus doesn't want you cause he wants Sirius here! It's also the reason he keeps sending me death glances! Yes you have I've been watching you all afternoon!
BUT
You can't have him cause he's mine and Sirius baby you now know why Remus keeps looking at you like that!…Right now we've everything out in the open I'm going back indoors."
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James: 'Stupid!'
Lily: 'Where does she get her idea's from?'
Severus: 'Idiot!'
Remus: 'I do not send death glares!"
Sirius: 'My head hurts!'
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