Pyrrha was walking worriedly up and and down before the door where Jaune had vanished two weeks ago, after another quarrel with team CRDL their leader had once again become depressed until something that Nora had said made him thoughtful and ten minutes later he locked himself in the broom closet near their room.
„You should calm down Pyrrha.", Ren said in his normal voice, it was kind of eerie for her how never seemed to loose his composure.
„But he is already in there for two weeks!", she nearly screamed, worry and fear filling her voice. „He didn't even come out to eat or drink! Let alone go to the toilet."
The last part was muttered in incomprehension and complete befuddlement.
„How do we even know if he is still alive!", she exclaimed with even more vigor after a few seconds.
„If he was dead we wouldn't hear him cursing every five minutes, silly.", Nora happily said as she skipped into the hallway, balancing a giant platter full of pancakes with syrup in her hands, it had to weight more than she did.
Letting herself fall down on the floor and sitting down with crossed legs Nora then began to devour the treat with gusto, Ren just looked disapproving at her meal. Demonstrative he downed one of his veggie-smoothies that he took… from somewhere, making Nora unconsciously frown in disgust.
And Pyrrha, Pyrrha just starred helplessly at her teammates apparent lack of concern for their leader.
„How can you be so calm?", she asked more herself than anyone.
She may have wanted to say more and maybe a bit more loudly, say 200 decibel, when suddenly…
„Hey! JNPR how are you?", a voice called brightly.
Yang Xiao Long, member of team RWBY, overall enthusiast for fun and bombshell of a woman having returned from their two week mission to Ozpin-knows-where to which they had left just shortly before Jaune had vanished behind these blasted doors.
She wasn't affected by the insanity.
Gears began to turn in Pyrrhas head, plans were formed, calculated and lightbulbs were lit and the energy consumption of Vale skyrocketed.
„Yang! Long time no see!", she called with a clear fake tone of happiness and a forced smile on her face as she laid an arm around her shoulders. „Can you help me?"
„Eh, sure?", Yang said a bit unnerved by her fake smile, the twitching eye and the slight insane giggle Pyrrha gave off.
„Perfect!", the crazed red-head exclaimed before pushing the blonde before the plain wooden door that laid between her and Jaune Arc. „Hit it."
„Ok…?", Yang said and lightly hit the door making Pyrrha frown at her, startling Yang as she was now directly in front of her face only millimeters away from her nose.
„You should have shattered it into thousand pieces.", Pyrrha said in a level voice. „Why didn't you?"
„Okay, what's going on here?", Yang now shouted, arms throwing into the air as flames danced around her.
„Jaune has barricaded himself behind that door and Pyrrha went mad with worry.", Ren calmly explained, flipping a page in his book, where does he keep his things?
Yang blinked at that, trying to say something failing that she tried again.
„Okay, but couldn't she have done that herself then?", she asked him now confused. „Also do you know what Jaune said to Ruby? She was completely horrified when she went with us on the mission."
„The door is apparently indestructible, no idea how Jaune did that.", Ren just shrugged and went back to his book, apparently ignoring her second question.
„Sooo… you're indestructible, are you?", she now said to the door, clearly smelling a challenge. „Well, we will see that, won't we?"
„…and she just vanished!", Weiss exclaimed angrily, Blake rubbed her ears, both her human and cat ears, from the volume.
„What could have been so important that she would just up and go without telling us first!", Weiss continued to rant about their missing teammate.
Ruby had the moment the airship touched the ground raced towards the nearest settlement.
Why she had done that nobody knew but she had been a bit twitchy over the whole mission and the last few minutes of the flight she had more or less vibrated on her seat.
Blake didn't say anything, in fact she didn't even hear her anymore, earplugs for the win, yay!
Also she was long since far away from the white-haired girl, her way towards the canteen clearly planned ahead.
It was Tuna-Tuesday.
„WHY! WON'T! YOU! BREAK!", Yang screamed as she had started to jackhammer the door with burning fists, literally. Actually her whole body was enveloped in fire, the temperature in whole Beacon had already risen far above 40°C in the shadows, the meteorologists already started to wonder about the low pressure area, and the ground beneath her was bubbling as it had melted a considerable time ago.
Nora had started roasting marshmallows at the outer sphere of the heat and had been soon joined by Ren and a few other students of Beacon who weren't important enough to have names of their own, quite a cruel fate.
Pyrrha had started to cheer her on, where she had gotten those pompoms was anyones guess.
„Go Yang go!", she called as she performed a few acrobatic tricks, no idea what they are called but they looked painful for anyone without abnormal flexibility.
„Why is she hating the door actually?", one guy asked.
„No idea but I won't complain, I love marshmallows.", another guy shrugged before licking his lips in anticipation for the sugary treat.
„Yay! Marshmallow-buddies!", Nora called happily and hugged the nameless student, he didn't complain against the contact with her, if that was because he didn't get enough air to talk or if he liked her breasts could only those say that knew him, no-one knew, the poor nameless guy.
This madness would have likely continued for quite a time if not for the interruption through one Ruby Rose, who had returned from her shopping trip in the town.
She looked… different and that was an understatement, gone were all the black and red in her clothes, changed into white and blue, dozens of crosses and other apparent exorcism tools hung from her arms, legs and neck, a frantic look was on her face.
„Yaaahaannnnng!", she cried desperately as she drove her feet into the ground to act as breaks, burrowing directly into the expensive marble, completely destroying it.
„Huh?", Yang made as she stopped mid-punch and looked towards her panting sister who was leaning on her scythe, rifle, scyfle… whatever, exhausted.
She just had enough time to widen her eyes when she was blasted with the water that had been carried by her sister's high-speed, she had just run over the lake in front of Beacon before she had climbed the cliff where the academy stood on.
The roasters of marshmallows, those included Nora who now was wearing a swimsuit, were washed away down the hallway. Ren was still sitting like before, completely unmoved by the masses of water.
„That's physical impossible!", one sciency, physic guy student shouted against the possibility of water flying like that only to be ignored by both common sense and the universe, it decided what was possible and what not!
A few minutes later Yang had fought her way back through the torrents of water, quite a few fish and even a few Grimm were flapping on the floor, her hair was luckily enough completely untouched and even if one couldn't say that from the rest of her.
„Okay, what's gotten you into a fit?", Yang asked, chocking a Grimm to death with her right hand, her clothes drenched and one could see seaweed hanging from her, only to blink in shock when she saw Ruby's new outfit.
„DoyouknowwhereIputtheRosemaryAmulet?", Ruby asked so fast that her semblance had to be active.
Yang just continued to gape at her, mouth opening and closing with no sound.
„Yang?", Ruby asked tentatively after a few seconds of no response.
When even then nothing came she gasped loudly with dramatically widened eyes.
„Nooo! You have been possessed by the demon of weaponlessyness!", she wailed despairing as she fell on her knees, reaching for the sky.
And as Ruby continued to sob about the loss of her bestest, best sister ever and swearing vengeance on the demon of weaponlessyness Pyrrha grabbed Yang by the shoulder and dragged her expressionless back to the door before pointing at it.
„Hit.", the red-head commanded.
Yang just continued to gape, her mind broken by the fact that Ruby had chosen to wear something different than her favorite color, it was impossible for her comprehend.
„Why is there so much water?!", Blake cried as she was balancing on the chandelier that was hanging over the hall where Ozpin had given his speech just a few months ago, the water nearly reaching her and just a few centimeters between her and the Grimm-fish that was slowly circling her. Was that the punishment for eating so much tuna? Blake whimpered as another wave flowed over the tip of the chandelier and wetting her shoes, she just knew that the fishes in the newly made lake found amusement in her suffering.
„*Ugh* Disgusting, slimy fishes!", Weiss, like all the time, ranted as she swept away any and all fishes as well as Grimm with her weapon Myrtenaster, most of the students also ran as far away from her as possible as they really didn't want to deal with a frustrated and apparently pretty angry Weiss Schnee.
This was likely because she had been ditched by her other two teammates as well but who could really know that by her?
„Where did they even come from?!", she screamed as she beat another Grimm into submission before puffing it into fine black dust.
She now just wanted back to their room and take a long, hot shower to clean all this grime from her body and maybe lock the door, just to be vindictive.
Meanwhile in a dark room where only the faintest of light was glowing a pair of eyes, mismatched as one was red and more crystalline than organic while the other was blue, looked over his final piece of masterwork.
„Yes! Finally!", the person laughed crazily, giggling as he looked over his claw like hand completely made from white, blue and green crystals, his other hand was, too, made from crystal, this one red and yellow, even if most of it was still organic.
Holding his arms in the air he slowly stood up, wincing slightly from the unused feeling of crystalline legs moving, before calling out loudly.
„I will show them! Soon I will take over the country and then… the world!"
His voice was raspy and it seemed as if he hadn't used it in a long time before he started to cough.
„*Agh* *Cough* Damn dust.", he heaved before looking around. „Now where was the exit?"
He asked himself before walking blindly in one direction…
*Crash*
…and tripped over a broom face first into one of the buckets lying around.
„Ow.", he said before calling „I'm okay!"
AN: This is something that just popped into my mind and I just had to write it.
I also apologize to those who wanted the next chapter of Boom Bunny Action but sadly I have to fight a writers block in that one, I already have a rough draft by I just can't get it to work, once again I apologize.
Dark3rdEye sign out hoping desperately to get the next chapter down
