AN: I know it's stupid. I know it's short. I really do. But… it's a joke at our school. Yea. Enjoy! ^^

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"Zero…" Alia sighed, shaking her head. "This, firstly, was a joke assignment… you didn't need to do it. Secondly, I hope you realized that and weren't planning on giving this to a bunch of kindergartners!"

"Joke assignment…?" A look of horror spread over Zero's face. "You mean, I didn't need to write that? And what's wrong with it anyways?" he demanded, horror changing to indignation.

"Did you even read what you wrote?!" Glaring, Alia shoved the paper into his face:

How To Make A Hand Turkey

Supplies:

One (1) pair of safety scissors

A dozen (12) feathers

One (1) piece of construction paper

One (1) pencil

Four (4) pieces of string, varying in length

One (1) bottle of glue

Step One: Place your non-dominate hand ( left if you're right handed, right if you're left ) down on the piece of construction paper, fingers spread. Trace your hand.

Step Two: Using the pair of safety scissors, hack away at your wrist until your hand is no longer part of your body. Though not necessary, Novocain may be appreciated.

Step Three: Tie the string to all fingers except the thumb and hang the hand. As blood may drip out, placing the construction paper under the hand may be wise. Be sure to make it land on the pre-drawn hand.

Step Four: Glue the feathers over the hand to give it a turkey look. Congratulations, you have made your very first hand turkey!

*Note: You may want to use your friends' hand for this

"Do you realize how many of them would have taken this seriously?!" she roared.

"Well…" Zero stood there, stumped for an answer. "… A lot? You shouldn't have told me to do this!"

"I didn't think you would think I was serious when I told you to devise a thanksgiving project for children."

"… now you tell me."