Haiku of an American Narutard
Tsunade-sama
Enough with the necklace shots
Kids are watching this.
Poor, Poor Itachi
Lives life walking into trees.
(Eyeballs the fangirls.)
Pink hair and green eyes?
Such a strange combination
At least no orange.
Smexy Otouto
Get your butt back home right now!
Your fangirls miss you.
Ramen! Rasengan!
You do not have to make sense
When you're the Kyuubi.
Does anyone hear
The background music from Jaws?
Kisame's happy.
"Crawling in my skin…!"
Enough emo please, Gaara
You have been hired.
Big explosive birds
Thousand-foot statues of doom
Art is a bang, un.
Blush, blush, stutter, blush
Faint until he walks away
Get this girl a spine.
Shino's beetles are
Indestructible to all
Until they go "Squish."
Woof, woof, bark, bark, woof.
Yeah, I know, Akamaru.
Fleas are such a pain.
A rumbling crowd
"Episode three is the win!"
(SasuNaru fans…)
Ok, brother's dead.
Now to go destroy my home.
It's good to be king.
"Hm…what's this?" Click-click
"Oh, Kami-sama! My EYES!"
Ninjas, meet fanart.
Throngs with picket signs
"Episode one-oh-nine, yo!"
(SasuSaku fans…)
It seems to be that
All older men with silver
Hair are porn addicts…
Lakes, ponds, faucets, pools.
They even have a hot tub!
Sui-kun is pleased.
Shipping wars go on
"Those fillers can't tell a lie!"
(NaruSaku fans…)
Green, green, everywhere
"Fear the burning flame of YOUTH!"
Of master and clone.
Yamanakas grieve
A funeral for death by…
Anorexia.
Clouds are exciting
Don't try to tell me they're not.
Much better than work…
A fake, plastic smile.
"Hey Naruto, how is your-?"
Angry fist, meet face.
Munch, munch, munch. For your
Food criticism, just ask
An Akimichi.
This will be added to every time I think of some new ones :D
