Haiku of an American Narutard


Tsunade-sama

Enough with the necklace shots

Kids are watching this.


Poor, Poor Itachi

Lives life walking into trees.

(Eyeballs the fangirls.)


Pink hair and green eyes?

Such a strange combination

At least no orange.


Smexy Otouto

Get your butt back home right now!

Your fangirls miss you.


Ramen! Rasengan!

You do not have to make sense

When you're the Kyuubi.


Does anyone hear

The background music from Jaws?

Kisame's happy.


"Crawling in my skin…!"

Enough emo please, Gaara

You have been hired.


Big explosive birds

Thousand-foot statues of doom

Art is a bang, un.


Blush, blush, stutter, blush

Faint until he walks away

Get this girl a spine.


Shino's beetles are

Indestructible to all

Until they go "Squish."


Woof, woof, bark, bark, woof.

Yeah, I know, Akamaru.

Fleas are such a pain.


A rumbling crowd

"Episode three is the win!"

(SasuNaru fans…)


Ok, brother's dead.

Now to go destroy my home.

It's good to be king.


"Hm…what's this?" Click-click

"Oh, Kami-sama! My EYES!"

Ninjas, meet fanart.


Throngs with picket signs

"Episode one-oh-nine, yo!"

(SasuSaku fans…)


It seems to be that

All older men with silver

Hair are porn addicts…


Lakes, ponds, faucets, pools.

They even have a hot tub!

Sui-kun is pleased.


Shipping wars go on

"Those fillers can't tell a lie!"

(NaruSaku fans…)


Green, green, everywhere

"Fear the burning flame of YOUTH!"

Of master and clone.


Yamanakas grieve

A funeral for death by…

Anorexia.


Clouds are exciting

Don't try to tell me they're not.

Much better than work…


A fake, plastic smile.

"Hey Naruto, how is your-?"

Angry fist, meet face.


Munch, munch, munch. For your

Food criticism, just ask

An Akimichi.


This will be added to every time I think of some new ones :D