Yoshi and Link
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Link, Yoshi, Mario, Navi, or anyone else mentioned in this story. The people who DO own them, however, are Nintendo. GO NINTENDO!
One day Link and Navi were walking through the lonely fields of Hyrule when Link said 'Navi, I'm bored! Lets go kill something! Gawsh!' He was the whiniest 12 year old EVER. Navi was too busy being annoying to listen. 'Hey, listen! Hey, Link? You listening? HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LOOK, LISTEN! Blah blah blah blah!'
They kept on whining and nagging, until everyone's favorite plumber and an odd green creature came out of nowhere.
'Hey Mario, I haven't seen you since we had that party!' said Link. A huge smile lit up Mario's face. 'Yea, that party was WILD! We were hardcore enough to stay up later than 8:30! We so totally pwn.'
Navi had left to go bug a rock, so it was just Mario, Link, and the strange green creature. Link was curious what it was, so he asked Mario. 'Hey Mario, what is that thing you're sitting on? I think you're about to break it.' Mario looked offended, but he answered anyways. 'It's called a yoshi. They're very cool.' 'Cool! A, um, yoshi! That's it! Um, I just heard of one right now, but I've been wanting one for forever. Can I borrow it?'
Mario was an idiot, so he said yes. 'Yippee! I got a yoshi! What's its name?' 'Yoshi'. Link looked at him and said 'Very original.' Mario wasn't smart enough to get sarcasm, so he wasn't phased by that remark.
Well Link, I better leave. Peach won't be happy if I leave her alone so long....' So he left. 'Hey, yoshi thing! Lets go!' Yoshi didn't like the way that Link was talking to him, so he just sat down. Link told Yoshi to go again, but he wouldn't listen. Link finally got mad. He said 'Listen. Are you, or are you not, a yoshi? 'Yes, I'm a yoshi...' 'Are you, or are you not, meant for riding on?' 'Yes, I'm meant for riding on…' 'Then go!' 'Nah, I really don't feel like it. I just lugged a tubby lard from Mushroom Kingdom to Hyrule. I'm tired.' 'Look, you sorry excuse for a yoshi. You see this sword? You know what its called? 'Actually, I don't.' Link just stared at it. What kind of idiot hasn't heard of the Master Sword? 'Look, un-informed idiot. Its called a Master Sword. It also has a nickname: "Yoshi. Killing. Sword." ' That scared poor old Yoshi to death, so he ran and ran for two straight hours, with Link on his back.
Finally, he came to a stop. 'I've had enough of your crap!', he said. Then he bucked Link off of him and just flew off. How, we'll probably never know. So Mario came up at about that moment, asking for Yoshi.
Link said, 'Sorry dude, he just flew off.' 'Aw, ain't it a shame? Wait… did you just say he flew off? How?' 'Don't ask, I don't know.'
The End
