Disclaimer- I don't own anything that you recognize. It all belongs to Cassandra Clair.

AN- Well you know the deal! R&R!!!

Ways To Annoy Luke

Call him a golden retriever

Buy him a flea collar

Try to teach him doggie tricks

Tell him that he should get his pack checked for rabies and worms

Make him go as Remus Lupin for Halloween

Ask him to be one of Clary's brides maids (if she ever ties the knot)

Ask him if he can have puppies

Enter him into a dog contest

Tell him that Jacob Black called and wants to steal Clary from Simon or Jace

Tell him that Jacob black wants to talk about making a deal with Luke to help him exterminate his "little vampire problem"

AN-Sooo now that you've read it R&R!!!!!!!!!!!