Dear Fanfiction: Letters From Hogwarts
Author: James the Lesser
I do not own any characters or the world they live in J.K. Rowling does.
Dear Fanfiction Writers
I have never expressed any desire in a student. I have never shown any sign of love towards the Potter boy. He may have his mother's eyes but he does not have her mind, body, heart, or soul. I may have been in love with his mother but that should show I am not gay. Not that there is any thing wrong with that but I am not.
I do not understand how you silly children believe I would ever love Potter or any student. I am a serious Professor who does not worry with such trivial things as dating. Hermione Granger may symbolize Lily in some way by being a smart muggle born witch but she is not Lily.
Although I do praise those of you who realize that as a Potions Professor I would have several potions on my persons at all time. Including one that would save my life in case I was bitten by that vile Nagini. It was actually easy for me to feign my death in front of the Dark Lord. Why would I go through all that just to romance the most famous wizard alive?
So PLEASE stop writing stories where I have sex with Potter,
Professor Snape
A/N For those who might get upset I do get FF is where you can take any one or thing and make what ever you want happen. I am just trying to write these from the perspective of the actual character. Like if Snow White was real and read a bunch of FF's where she gang bangs the dwarfs and wrote a response to that. In FF you can have her do what ever you want but what if the person read that FF? That is what I am trying to do here and I hope you enjoy it!
