Vivian's Farting Problem
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Vivian placed her hands behind her back as she was at the salty port in Rogueport, humming as she watched the morning transform into the afternoon, the sky becoming pure blue as she smiled.
"My, it sure is nice out here!" Vivian exclaimed as she giggled, placing her right hand up to her mouth as she was enjoying the surprisingly decent weather of the shady harbor. "I just wish my friends were here... it gets kind of lonely..."
Vivian's stomach grumbled as Vivian gasped, placing her hands on her stomach as she glanced down, gasping.
"Oh my... I think that Diet Pepsi I had at the Rogueport Inn is making me a little gassy..." Vivian admitted as she let out a small burp, covering her mouth with her right hand. "Gosh, pardon me!"
That cute little belch wasn't the only gas brewing in Vivian, as the Shadow Siren bent over, letting out a fart that sounded like a gun shot. The Toads and Bob-ombs patrolling the pier screamed as they panicked, not knowing where the gun shot came from as they all ran up the stairs and into the main town. Vivian blushed in embarrassment as she had her right hand on her face cheek.
"Goodness... I didn't expect my flatulence to sound like that..." Vivian admitted as she felt her stomach rumble again, letting out another fart that sounded like a car honking. "Oh gosh... I need to lay off the carbonated drinks..."
Feeling confused at how strange her farts sounded, Vivian decided to wait for a boat to pull into the harbor as she noticed a small red, white, and blue ship rolling in, with Vivian recognizing it as it was the same ship that transported Mario to the harbor. Much to Vivian's shock, it was Toadsworth who was on the ship, with neither Mario or Peach with him as the old Toad decided to take a much needed vacation from the chaotic region that was his home.
"Oh, hello Ms. Vivian," Toadsworth commented as he came off the ship, approaching the flatulent Shadow Siren. "I decided to take a vacation from the Mushroom Kingdom and check up on this place. Though this place is suspicious, I feel a bit more comfortable here than in my own home..."
Vivian chuckled sheepishly as she placed her hands behind her back. "It's... nice to see you, Toadsworth." She let out another awkward fart, this one sounding like the horn of a boat.
"Goodness gracious, I believe that boat captain is saying goodbye to us!" Toadsworth stated as he waved goodbye to the boat that was sailing towards the southern direction.
Vivian smiled nervously as she gulped, not knowing how to break it to Toadsworth as her farting was more complicated than it sounded...
