LIVE! From the Memorial Dinner Theater Auditorium…
It's the Miz-K Takase 100th Fan Fic Special!
Miz-K Takase, in his car, was riding to the auditorium, in his blue shirt and stubble. He then held up his invite and said, "It's nice of Jerry to give me the invite for a special party on my behalf. To think… I, Miz-K Takase, the greatest fan fic writer in the world, has been honored for a special party, for years of my hard work and services!"
He said, as he was upset, "It's a shame Aya Hasebe didn't make it. She and Reiko Haga had a cosplay photo shoot, that night. That's my wife. Still, though… Why the honor of adding me as the guest of honors?"
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At the auditorium, in a huge room, Cucumber, a man in his light blue tuxedo, was stretching out, as technicians and janitors were decorating the room. He said, "Of course. Yes, more balloons and streamers. This is going to the best party, ever. Jerry Holowitz, tell me… What kind of storyline are you doing for the 100th fanfic? Why, yes, Cucumber. It's a secret. Maybe later on, after we have many guests who were in the honor of speaking out, Miz-K will be due for a big surprise."
He squealed, as he spoke like Jerry Lewis, "NICE MIZ-K~! Welcome to the party, and the boats of stubble beard, with the itchy… and the whiskers… and the OOH! Those hairs of hurting!"
A voice spoke in a deep tone, Maybe you shouldn't have written the invites in crayon.
Cucumber asked, "Huh? Who said that?"
I did, buddy. And, hey, nice to speak to YOU, again.
It was his serious side. He said to him, Listen, I don't think it's a good idea of having this sort of party. Isn't Miz-K your boss?
Cucumber replied, "Yeah. Well, he wants something epic."
That may be true, but try not to make him angry. Chances are, you might be removed from the characters' roster.
"Relax! I am infinitely fine. Is Miyazawa & May popular?"
Yes.
"Well, I finished Seasons 5 & 6. You can bet your ass that I'll be famous! Miz-K got his own shit to do!"
Yes, but he's done other stories.
Like what?Another voice spoke, as it was his childish side.
Well, he's done Maiden Universe, and its popular stories of robot maids. And then there was Miranda's Adventures, starring Miranda Maynard.
OOH! You mean "Bad News Maynard"? I'm afraid I got some BAD NEWS!
"HEY! She's not a fan of Wade Barrett!" Cucumber barked.
As I was saying, he's also done stories, featuring School Rumble, Azumanga Daioh, and his classic work, "Makie's Revenge". Isn't Mistress Makie the cutest villainess in the world?
"Yeah, cuter than Dent. He's my rival, by the way, reader."
Dent's not here! Besides, you helped stop him, and the recent one was #99! And it was YOU In it!
"Yeah! I hope Mike, Mayura, Seina, and the others arrive, real soon. In fact, they think of me as a modern day Jack Klugman… with a mix of Curly Howard and Jerry Lewis, right with a teaspoon of Nolan North (hell of a guy)."
INDEED! I loved him in Deadpool, Team Fortress 2, and uh… Well, just those two!
You think he'd ever voice YOU, after he's done voices for them? I'm saying, since you might be in line for a cartoon series, pretty soon.
"Nah! I think I'll stick to retirement… and being a widower. I don't need a ring on my finger."
You know what ELSE will need a ring on your finger?
Don't start it, please…
"HEY! HEY! HEY! Let's save the conversations for later! We have a party to start! Miz-K Takase is in for a surprise!"
Yeah, exactly how many invites did you sent?
"About 60 million, around the fanfic universe… People I knew, loved, hated, and even never met. This is going to be awesome~!"
Awesome~!
Yeah, but-!
"Relax. I only sent the ones that were popular in the fan fic world. No banishments… no exceptions… no losers… Just the regulars and most notable…"
No "exceptions"… Yeah, right. You're inviting all the stars in Miz-K's past 99 stories, are you?
He said "NO losers!", not "NO assholes"!
A man in black spoke, as he called to Cucumber, "Hey, Mr. Holowitz! We got the party set, in this room! Catering is ready, the theme is set, and we have the seating arrangements made!"
Cucumber cheered, "AW, YEAH! See, Reader? Miz-K makes little progress. But me?"
The KING of Making Plans! In the words of Triple H, it's what's Best for Business!
Hurrah…
The man in black concluded, "Oh, yeah. One last thing. We have the party ready. All that is left is the big speech! Okay, later, gator!"
Cucumber smiled and felt amazed. However, he paused and felt uneasy and shocked. He then realized that he… of all people… forgot to write a speech, for Miz-K Takase, in time… nor did he had time to memorize it, too.
"SPEECH!?"
SPEECH?!
SPEECH?!
(Singer): In the world of drama and surprise
There's only ONE author you need
He has been writing for 4 years and beyond
He's got the drama, the comedy, the horror and da DERP!
It's Miz-K Takase 100!
He's the greatest fan fic writer
while playing the PS3
He's for the Maidens, the RE-gionaires, and RIGHT ONs!
and he-, AAH! and the OOH! What can YOU say?
I AM A FOLLOWER ON HIS TUMBLR PAGE!
Miz-K Takase 100
"Miz-K Takase's 100th fanfic"
Meanwhile, at Higashimurayama, Japan, Koyomi Miuzhara was heading to her limo, as Tomo Takino, in her orange shirt and jeans, with her short brown hair and blonde bangs, let her in the car.
"Hey, thanks for inviting me to come to Miz-K's party. Isn't it great, taking time off of your duty, coming to this special party?"
Yomi said, "Well, yes. Sawachika said that she's chaperoning Harima and Tenma, since School Rumble was a popular favorite to him."
Tomo smiled, "Yeah. And we had loads of fun, did we?"
Yomi sighed, as she brushed her long light brown hair, "Yes. Having to play a CEO of Maidens for Hire AND a sultry gynoid… my best moments in history."
Tomo replied, "Indeed. You know, I'm still married to Seto Kaiba. And he's such a dream. Kai Tsuna wished to come, be she had to go with Daddy."
Yomi smiled, "Proud of you, kiddo. And I thought it was fake."
"Oh, that's what they WANT you to think."
"How old is she, again?"
The limo drove off, as Tomo asked, "You know, it'd be great to see everyone that worked in the fanfics, after all these years. It seems like ten years ago…"
Yomi said, "Actually, it's more like five. He's been writing for five years, now."
"Oh."
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At Alley Drive, a girl with long red hair was examining the BattleVan, a huge black tour van. She said, "Steven… We got a problem."
Steven Cooke appeared, as he asked, "What's wrong, Mizuki?"
"The BattleVan is busted. We can't drive anywhere."
"WHAT THE WHA? Steven Cooke can't miss this party! We've been waiting years for him to become famous! 100 fanfics, and he can't have a party, without The Gang!"
Mizuki Takase said, as she turned to Steven, "Let's face it, Steven. The van's going to need quick repairs. But either way, we might not make the party, by then."
Steven moaned, "But I have something about Miz-K Takase! Is that too much to ask?"
Mizuki smiled, "Don't worry. Give me about two hours, and we'll be ready."
"Two hours?! But the party doesn't start, until six!"
"We have time. The party doesn't stop… until 11pm."
"Yeah, but-."
A huge black limousine appeared, as Asahi Sakurai, in her pink dress, called to him, "You need a lift, Steven? Percival and Scarlet are heading to the auditorium, right now, and Scarlet lent me her rental limo. You wanna come with?"
Steven smiled, "Sure thing!"
Mizuki said, "Well, Peter, Heather, and I have to go, together. You go on ahead. Farra left with Percival, along with the kids, and the van is almost ready."
Steven asked, "Don't you wanna come with?"
"If I do, then the others will freak out, seeing the van out of commission. Sorry, Steven."
He smiled and said, "Good luck, Mizuki. I'll save you a seat."
He stepped in, as Asahi smiled to him, "Welcome. Are the others coming?"
"Not yet, Asahi. But Steven Cooke knows that they'll be coming. In fact, we hope to perform our brand new single, tonight… in Mr. Cucumber's request."
The limo drove away, as Mizuki said, holding up a wrench, "PHEW! Now I can concentrate… Let's see… Is the carburetor unplugged, or… Hmm…"
She continued to work in the BattleVan, seeing if she can fix it, in time for the party.
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Speaking of the party, Cucumber in his chair, was moping, as he, the speech-forgotter he is, was in doom and gloom.
"This is bullshit! A speech? No one told me I had to prepare a speech," he grumbled, "I mean, who would want a speech for someone's own roast?"
Well, sometimes you have to prepare something for any gala that involves praise and heroics, especially the 100 fan fics (including this one) that HE made.
Yeah, but… a script for a speech?
"Hey, who cares? I can improvise."
You mean like when you forgot to make the EXTRA Chapters for Season 6?
"HEY! It's not out, just yet! You don't need to spoil it!"
Sorry. But you're always forgetful, when you write.
You mean like that cowboy Muppet?
Well, not just Forgetful Jones. Lots of people tend to forget. But Cucumber here completely forgot, since he planned this Roast of Miz-K.
Ohhhh… Wait, do WE have to make our own speeches?
No. We don't. We're voices inside this guy's mind.
"Amen, brother. Right back at ya!"
And Cucumber DID scrimp and save to make this party, including the catering services, the balloons, the streamers, the confetti cannons, the disco ball, the tables and chairs…
Did he hire female robots in the party, as the showcase?
Cucumber replied, "Just the invited gynoids. And let's state it – Chachamaru, Kandy Potter, and Ropponmatsus 1 & 2. They're the popular fembots in the group. Besides, I have the entire show on, as it's choreographed by ME!"
Okay… But if Mizuki Takase plays her violin, I'm leaving.
He sat up, as Cucumber was stretching. A dark figure was looming in the shadows, as he peered in the doorway. He spoke, "So… Miz-K Takase and Cucumber are planning a party and a roast. Well, don't celebrate too soon… because I'm going to make sure you won't make 200 fanfics!"
He cackled evilly, as he slinked away. Cucumber thought, "Huh? Who the hell was that? Was it a guy who wants his cut? I don't pay anybody, unless it's finished. But they get a huge check from me, after the story gets done. I'm not cheapo, unlike Eugene Krabs. That reminds me… I want him BANNED from the party, as the asshole penny pincher he is!"
Too late. The invite was sent.
"Dammit!"
Yeah! You sent about 60 million!
"FINE! NO exceptions… everyone is invited. I'm not some 16 year old heiress."
Tell that to Caitlin Cooke… Speaking of which, who DID you invite?
"Oh, a lot of guests to the party. Let's see… Koyomi Mizuhara, Tomo Takino, Tenma & Yakumo Tsukamoto, Aya Hoshino, Yukino Miyazawa, Haruka, The Gang, Miranda Maynard and her friends, Narue Nanase, Eri Sawachika, Kenji Harima, Nintendo characters, Negima characters, uh… Tohru Honda and Saki Hanajima, the, uh… Who else was it? OH! Asahi Sakurai~!"
She's with The Gang.
"Well, when Miz-K started, she was before she joined! Right?"
Touché.
Cucumber continued, "I even invited Seina Katsura, since she dies in about 5 different fanfics!"
A personal best~! Seina Katsura is the Kenny of Miz-K's fanfics!
Yes, except she's the mysterious character in the Best Student Council. What about Mayura Ichikawa?
"She's invited. In fact, ALL of the Best Student Council is invited. And a lot more… but don't miss out on it."
I can hardly wait… The voice said sarcastically.
The other voice asked, Hey, do we get cool party hats?
"What? Oh, no. This is a roast. Not a birthday party."
Aw, gyp. No ponies?
"Are you kidding? BITCH! DO I LOOK! LIKE I CARE! NO! I don't do My Little Pony fics!"
That's a blow to your fanbase.
"Come on!" Cucumber smiled, "My fan page has about 10 million viewers, in one week, since I returned to the entertainment world!"
In a computer room, Cucumber kept tapping F5 on his computer keyboard, as he was in his own web page.
CLICK!
"One million one… One Million two…"
He smirked, "Check it!"
Meanwhile, on highway 19, a huge black Rolls Royce was driving off to the auditorium. It was the Nevins Siblings, Steven & Michelle. Steven was in a black Stetson hat with a tuxedo, while Michelle was in her black jacket and white shirt, with an added black tie. Following them were Percival Gaynes, in his black tuxedo, while he was with his wife, Farra Stevens, in her blue evening gown, and The Gang's manager, Scarlet Riley, in red hair, a mauve gown and white heels. They were riding in Percival's rental limo. Another limo followed them, with Asahi Sakurai & Steven Cooke inside. On another lane in the highway, there was a huge black Cadillac, driven by Nick Haskett, a boy with light brown hair and a leather suit. Miranda Maynard, a woman in brown hair and a green shirt and skirt, was riding in the front, with Kandy Potter and Emily Maynard in the back. Another was a Desoto Adventurer, driven by Hajime Yagi, in her short hair and detective suit and black bow tie, and Kazuto Iizuka, in his presidential attire.
NOTE: He's STILL President of Earth. That story is left for later.
One by one, cars and trucks were heading to the Memorial Dinner Theater Auditorium, as they were heading to the Roast of Miz-K Takase. But NO signs of the BattleVan, manned by The Gang.
Percival said, "Where the hell's the others? The party is going to start!"
Farra said, "Mizuki gave me a call. She's fixing the van, and will be running late. Hope she makes it to the banquet."
Percival replied, "Well, let's hope Big Guy, Heather, and Miz makes it, before the banquet is all gone. Peter loves his food."
Scarlet huffed, "Screw that! Do you know that not once he and Miz-K made an appearance, together? This is a big moment for The Gang, and the man that made YOU come back."
Farra replied, "True… But something about that guy… in the beard stubble… He looked familiar."
Percival nodded, "Yeah. How mysterious. Has anyone ever knew what he was?"
Meanwhile, in the Desoto Adventurer, Yagi responded, "You know, now that I think about it, Miz-K does resemble a rugged Peter Giese. But I never got a full-on comparison."
Kazuto smiled and said, "No sweat, Yagi. If these two ever meet, it'll be a blessing or a curse."
Yagi giggled, "You crack me up, little buddy."
Kazuto asked, "Uh, why the Sam & Max jargon?"
Yagi said, "I thought I'd go for a character overhaul. Being a sci-fi geek-slash-novelist was getting old, after The World of Narue ended, last year."
Kazuto smiled, "Too bad you're not overweight and a dog."
Kandy, in Nick's Cadillac, barked, "BITE YOUR TONGUE! There's nothing wrong with Miz-K Takase! He's the cupid that made me and Sexy Steven become what I am!"
Emily, in her pink dress, said, "Miss Kandy, it's wonderful that you got a bigger role."
Miranda huffed, "Be nice, Emily… You forget that I'm the star of this group!"
Emily pouted, "Yes, Mom."
Kandy said, "Yeah, but… You've appeared on certain occasions. Miss Miranda, you and Miss Erika were the first to be introduced. And also, you fought an evil sorceress, a powerful warlock, and a huge monstrous dragon, all in one lifespan!"
Miranda sighed, as she felt uneasy, "Well… Be that as it may… once January comes around, in 2015, shooting will be done for Miranda's Adventure 5… One fic that will be my last. This will be the final story to the series. I was thinking of retiring, being the Royal Hero of Argos, and maybe… well… I'd rather not explain."
Nick said, "I'm sorry that Erin, Kandy, and the others will not appear in this story. Erin was to come, but she's still pregnant with her kid."
Miranda smiled, but huffed, "Come on… after 2 months? I'm happy that you tied the knot, but-."
Kandy barked, "Honestly, be happy for Miss Erika. She wishes us well."
In the Rolls Royce, June Nevins was in the back, as she called to Michelle, "Aunt Michelle, will Mom be coming, soon? She said that she'll take the BattleVan."
Michelle said, "Well, Joanna couldn't come, either, since she's sick with a fever. But still, wished she did. Your mother will come, no worries, little one."
Beth said, as she waved to Michelle, "Mommy…"
Michelle giggled, "Aw, don't worry…"
Simon cuddled by Michelle's lap, as Michelle thought, in annoyance, "Why am I stuck with the brats?"
Steven N said, "Michelle, don't worry about Heather. She'll make it… one hopes. Plus, it'll be nice to see Farra's children meet with June, Beth, Simon, and Emily."
Michelle asked, "One thing, Junior… This Emily character. Do you love her?"
June blushed, as she stammered, "Aunt Michelle! PLEASE!"
She calmed down and replied, "It's not like that, Michelle. Emily's my friend from Britain. Just a friend."
"Sorry. I figured since I'm gay, I figured you'd be."
Steven N barked, "MICHELLE! Watch your bloody mouth, you common fruit!"
Michelle politely said, "Sorry…"
She murmured, "Wanker…"
Beth giggled, as she spoke, "Ha, ha, ha, ha… Froo…"
June pouted, "Well, you know me, Auntie Michelle…"
Michelle sighed, "Whatever."
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Cucumber viewed the guest list.
"Hmm… Let's see… Yukino Miyazawa… Haruka… Uh… those 6Teen kids… Sterling Archer… Agent Superball… Uh, no. He appears after 100. But he becomes a guest speaker… President Iizuka of Earth… All the villains from Prison Island, granted one-day paroles… Jesus! I have invited the whole band of fan fic regulars! I can't believe it! How do I do a roast, with that many?"
A thousand of people is cool. After all, isn't a big gala full of thousands?
"Yeah, but not with the characters of the fan fics, over the past 99 fan fics."
This IS fanfic 100, after all. Who did you invite, who is NOT in your stories.
"Well, I invited Steve from Minecraft. And then there is Akito Sohma, who is a jerk-a-holic. And also, uh… OH, YEAH! I invited the surviving members of Pani Poni Dash. Sayaka and Himeko are coming, Rei Tachibana is not, Akane Serizawa said that she's going Dean Ambrose-style, with School Rumble's Lara Gonzalez and Comic Party's Subaru Mikage…"
A HOT CHICK VERSION OF THE SHIELD?
Weren't they disbanded in WWE, recently?
WHO CARES? Cosplay Girl, Mexican Krakatoa, and the Mediocre Manga Author as Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins, respectively!
This isn't a costume party, stupid!
"Hey, guys… Who the fuck cares? My party, my rules. Besides, they wear black vests and kevlars. Plus, they're show-offs. I mean, you got Serizawa as a costume player, Gonzalez as the Mexican D-Cup Powerhouse, and Subaru… the lame drawer."
And with a mysterious Kung Fu style… She's a martial artist.
Dude… Marital?
I said "Martial".
Cucumber put the guest list away, as the party was all set. There were tables and chairs set up, with placemats and small cards on the plates, with the names of each guest. He then said, as he put the list away, "Okay, schedule for fan fics 101 and beyond… check! Gift for Miz-K… check! Bands performing: After School Tea Time, The Gang, and Wyatt Williams… check! Five course meals… check! Roast preparations… check and MATE!"
Big speech…
Ooh… BIG problem~!
"I know, I know, I know! Fine! The party won't start, until a couple of hours! I need to think. Mike and the brothers aren't due to arrive, soon. I gotta have the whole family join in…"
Except that you, Mike, and your brothers are the only family left.
"Hey, listen, I need to think of a speech. You make sure the guests are ready."
How?
He drew on a paper with crayon, as he drew Emmitt, a small guy with a huge head and a hunchback look, wearing a brown trenchcoat and shoes.
He spoke, "Derp."
Cucumber smiled and said, "He's my mascot."
A technician called, "Hey, Mr. Holowitz, the guests are heading to the auditorium. Should we let them in?"
Cucumber said, "Make sure the guest list is ready. Oh, yeah. Have the brothers arrive?"
A technician in black said, "They came in the back way."
Finally, more help.
OH, BOY! Wait until we see who's who, in Miz-K's fan fic world!
Cucumber turned to the 4th wall and said, "Hey, reader. Be ready for fanfic 100, written by ME! Because, in the words of my favorite immortal superhero, Deadpool… I'm about to blow your fucking mind…"
He turned the scene black, as he appeared from the background, in pyrotechnic sounds.
BRING DA NOISE!
Meanwhile, in the auditorium's back door, the mysterious figure crept away, as he snickered, "Soon, the guests will be ready. Once Miz-K's party begins, I shall step in… and end Cucumber, once and for all…"
He crept off, as Mike, a boy in blue, with a cap on, looked on. He said, in disgust, "I don't even wanna know… Dent, again?"
Sam, a boy in a black tuxedo, smirked, "Nah. He's dead. Long gone."
Bruce and David, twin brothers in red and blue suits, shoved each other, as they exchanged words.
"Knock it off!"
"Wuss!"
"Knock it off!"
"Wuss!"
They continued, as Mickey asked, "Hey, Mike… This party with Miz-K… Is this an honor?"
Mike said, "It's something about jabbing him or something. But either way, it'll be fun to see Miz-K and Cucumber, together in one fanfic."
The brothers stepped in, as the shadowy figure smiled in glee, "Ah, the 7 brothers Holowitz unite in one building… 8 birds, one stone… and soon, I will have my revenge~!"
He cackled evilly, as he ran off. The party was about to start, as the doors opened.
Back in Alley Drive, Mizuki tried to fix the BattleVan, as Heather and Peter were sleeping inside the vehicle. Mizuki then said, "It might be that the engine was out of gas. But I don't know. There was no response to the Petrol and Ethel fuselage."
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Outside the auditorium, Percival stepped out, as the crowd cheered on, with his wife, Farra, their twins, Jeric and Ivy, and The Gang's manager, Scarlet Riley. They waved, as Sam was on the microphone, "Hello. I am Sam Holowitz, and we're VIP in the red carpet, as we begin our coverage of the Miz-K 100 party. And now, bubbies, The Gang's Farra Stevens, along with new manager, Scarlet Riley, and her husband, Percival Gaynes. And, OOH! It's Farra's cute children, Jericho and Ivory!"
Farra huffed, "Jeric Dawson and Ivy Lorraine!"
Percival said, "Well, it's an honor to be a part of 100 fanfics, since we appeared in a recent fic, a long time ago."
Sam said, "I understand that The Gang was to perform, and I do not see the rest of your friends."
Farra said, "Well, The Gang's car has been having issues, but they should arrive, real soon. Otherwise, our gig will be cancelled."
Percival whispered to her ear, as she corrected, "Oh, I take it back. The Gang has suitable replacements for the band. We are still around, no matter where we go."
Sam asked, "Well, are there other Gang members?"
A limousine appeared, as Asahi stepped out, with the fans cheering. He said, "Oh, and look who it is! Gang member and Comic Party's Asahi Sakurai!"
Asahi waved to them, as Farra smiled, "Hey, Asahi!"
They hugged, as Asahi said, "Good to see you."
She walked off with them, as Scarlet said, "Speaking as their manager, I'll take full responsibility for The Gang's members' absence, if our gig does not go well. Speaking as the job, I'm hoping to lead them to greatness, since The Gang's Follies of '14 is on hold, until the 4th quarter of this year."
Sam asked, "Why is that, Bubbie?"
She replied, "Well, The Gang refused to get pay in light fees."
She walked off, as Sam viewed Steven N's Rolls Royce. He said, "OOH! And it's the Nevins Family! And with June and Beth Nevins."
Michelle waved, "Hi there, blokes."
Steven N smiled, "It is an honor to be on the fic's 100th fic, since I'm a popular Gang member."
Sam asked, "Why the kids?"
June smiled, "We didn't find a babysitter, and they invited all of us."
Beth laughed, "Hum bread!"
Sam asked, "Did she just talk?"
Steven N said, "She's only 4 years old, and she is as cute as a button."
He left with Beth, as Sam asked Michelle, "So, where is your lover, Joanna Stevens?"
Michelle pouted, "She didn't make it. She came down with the fever, and she's bedridden."
In Joanna's house, Joanna was in bed, as her head had a damp washcloth. She was sobbing, as she was flushed in her cheeks, feeling hot.
"Michi…" she wept.
Michelle, back at the auditorium, continued, "But all in all, I have been a steady player in Miz-K and Cucumber's fanfics."
Sam asked, "Hey, rumor has it that you are thinking of getting a boob job. Why is that, bubbie?"
Michelle snuffed, "DO NOT call me Bubbie. Anyway, I had thoughts of becoming an E-Cup, as a sexy British girl, but after the Sailor Mars battle I had in "The Gang IN-COLOR", I am having second thoughts. Of course, who knew that the Sailor Scouts have such curves… for pre-teens? I'm proud to have fought them in the fanfic, and with their stellar reboot of the Japanese cartoon on the air. I salute those young girls… except for Sailor Dwarf."
"You mean Pluto?"
"Hey. I don't consider Sailor Dwarf a Sailor Scout, upon discovery of Pluto being stripped of its title as planet. That Blue's Clue episode with the song about planets should be banned.
Anyway, that's why I reconsidered on the breast job."
She walked off, as Miranda and her friends arrived, via Nick's Cadillac. Sam said, "Hey, now. If it isn't the regulars of Miz-K Takase, and one of the first original characters, Mira Maynard!"
Miranda bowed and said, "Jolly good to see you, bloke."
Sam smiled, "Jolly good, Bubbie. It's Maaaaagic!"
Kandy asked, "Is that guy Jewish, Miss Miranda?"
Sam smiled, "Half-Jewish, Half-Canadian, Mrs. Cooke. But I was born in Ontario."
Kandy bowed, "Oh, no need to be formal. Call me Kandy."
Sam said, "Anyway, Mira, how does it feel to be a popular star, next to your co-star, Kandy Potter?"
Miranda said, "Well, to be honest, it is a blast to be next to a girl, or robot, I considered a friend. But as a co-star to her, in Gang-Wave, not my proudest moments."
Emily asked, "But Mom, you've had incredible performances in the fanfic world, with Mister Harima."
Miranda giggled, "That I did."
Sam asked, "Who would you like to see in the fan fic party?"
Miranda said, "Well… As much as I'd like to see him, I'd love to see my favorite British stars on the fan fic. As a matter of fact, I've met with Cesaro, during The Gang's fan fic rehearsal, and he even showed me his Cesaro Swing."
Nick whispered, "Cesaro swung her around, when she requested the swing."
Kandy added, "She ended up dizzy for three days. Mister Antonio gave her a full 29 intervals on the swing."
Nick asked, "Mizuki Takase?"
"No. That's 29 years."
Emily called to June, "Juniper! Hey, there!"
June asked, "Would you mind not calling me that?"
"Sorry. How's my bestie from the U.S.?"
"Oh, no reason… I mean…"
Both girls blushed, as they looked at each other. They giggled a bit, as Michelle smirked, "Awkward…"
Miranda huffed, taking Emily away, "It's not what you think, Nevins."
Michelle said to the 4th wall, "It is."
June waved to Emily, as she walked with Michelle. Emily smiled, "June's nice, once you get to know her."
They left, as Superball, in his Secret Service attire, walked in the crowd, with his fellow Secret Service agents.
"All agents. Guard the president. Yes, sir. Mister President of Earth and Miss Yagi are now arriving."
Sam laughed, "OH, BOY! We are visited by the greatest man to be President for Life – President Kazuto Iizuka, and his partner, AAW Leader of A-Squad, Hajime Yagi."
Yagi smiled, as the agents escorted Kazuto to the building. She said, "Listen, I know we're supposed to talk, but he's heavily guarded."
Superball said, "The President needs round-the-clock protection. Assassins may be strewn about in the auditorium."
They escorted him into the building, as Kandy waved to Steven, who stepped out of the car. She cheered, "Sexy Steven!"
She hugged him, as Steven C laughed, "Hey, honey."
Sam said, "Well, it's Steven Cooke, the robot girl's husband. We never thought The Gang has been arriving, since the lead singer is here. Now we have the band, together."
Steven asked, "Did the others arrive?"
Kandy said, "I'm sorry, Steven… But they didn't come."
He growled, "Damn those guys… I'm without my drummer and bassist! Mizuki still didn't fix the BattleVan?"
"Why didn't Heather come with her husband?"
"Oh, that. Heather chose to come with The Gang, but… She'd rather hang with them, than her hubby."
"Tough times…"
A limo appeared, as Yomi stepped out. She asked, "Huh? Is that?"
Kandy kissed him, as she said, "Oh, Sexy Steven… I love you, so much. I'm sure they'll come."
Steven C whispered, "I hope so."
Eri stepped out, as she said, "She's beautiful. That's Kandy. She's a British Android that I told you about, and also Steven Cooke's wife."
Tomo whispered, "Wow… I never knew he married her. A robot from Britain?"
Yomi said, "And here I thought-. OH! Remind me to use her likeness in the next Maiden for Hire line."
Eri huffed, "Sorry, ma'am. But all rights to her likeness must be addressed to her creator, Theodore Potter, or her co-star, Miranda Maynard, or her agent, Scarlet Riley."
Yomi sighed, "Right. I forgot. But hey, I did have Haruhi Suzumiya on our stories, right?"
Sterling Archer appeared, in his tuxedo, said, "Oh, please. Like you'd make more sex robots."
Tomo jeered, "They'd happen to be domesticated robots that cook, clean, help children, and even help out problems to their masters."
He barked, "Who cares? I hate these types of sentient robot girls!"
Yomi said, "My robots are NOT sentient! We also have Butlers for Hire, and even Children for Care. We hope that we can give you a 30-day Maiden for Miss Lana Kane, one day."
Eri bowed, as she complimented, "Congratulations on your child, by the way."
Archer walked away, as he groaned, "Jesus…"
Eri asked, "What a total pervert."
Yomi smiled, "Oh, he's etched that way."
Tomo asked, "Why?"
"He's a modern-day Burt Reynolds."
She asked Eri & Tomo, "Shall we?"
They walked together, as their car was driven away. Another car arrived, as it was black, with a storm cloud over it. A girl in a black dress and veil appeared, as she was escorted by another girl in a black dress and veil. It was Saki Hanajima and Aya Hoshino. Aya has shorter hair than Hana's, which was long up to her back, while Aya's was up to her neck. They walked together, as Sam felt a morbid vibe in the crowd. He said, "Whoa, Bubbie… I felt the depths of hell, rising in these two."
Hanajima said to Sam, "No, my friend. It's our mood. We have happened to be enjoying the mood, on a very dark day."
Aya smiled, as she removed her veil, "You like my hair? Otohata-kun is running late. Hanajima decided to escort me there, since Ran and Miyu are busy with press conference for a GALS/Team Fortress 2 fic, coming up. They gave me their apologies."
Hanajima said, as she walked off, "Let us go."
As they left, a motorcycle revved by, as Harima, in his black jacket and shades, stepped out and walked down the carpet. They crowd cheered, as Harima smiled, "Ah, what a career…"
Sam approached him and asked, "Kenji Harima! An honor, sir! What brings you here, bubbie?"
Harima said, "Yes. I am honored to be in many fanfics, including Maiden for Hire and Miranda's Adventure. You could say I am really hardcore, as a great fan fic virtuoso."
"How so?"
"Well, this man has pitted me in love partings, with Tenma, Tenma's Sister, or Rich Girl. But hey, you read School Rumble."
"No, I don't."
"Good. Because it's hard to say where my priorities lie. I love Tenma, but Rich Girl is my life, now. Now, excuse me…"
He walked away, as cameras flashed. Another car arrived, as it was a huge tank. It was a RED Soldier from Team Fortress 2, dressed in a black tie and his uniform. He saluted, "SCREAMING EAGLES!"
Sam asked, "WHOA! Speaking of Team Fortress 2, here's the Soldier!"
The RED army appears, as Scout laughs, "WHOOOO! YEAH! HEY!"
He said to Sam, "Yo, what's up?"
Pyro laughs, as Spy sneaks in, "AHEM! Gentlemen?"
Sam smiled, "Well, seems we have Jerry's guest list brimming with new life. And that goes for FPS characters from a popular Free-2-Play game!"
A RED Heavy laughed, as he said to Sam, "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Little, little man!"
"Oh, what's up, bubbie?"
"GOOD TIMES! I am amused with Miz-K Takase party! I am Heavy Weapons Guy! And this… is my Bow Tie!"
He chuckled away, as another tank rolled by, with a BLU Soldier marching in. He saluted, "This point is mine, do you understand that?"
A BLU Scout runs by and cheered, "WHOOOO! ALRIGHT!"
Sam facepalms himself, as he groaned, "Oh… And we even have the opposite team. I've heard of the opposite sex, but NEVER the opposite color team!"
As the BLU Team marches off, a small car appears, with a girl with long green hair and a black evening gown, along with a small girl in a flowing purple gown. It was Chachamaru and Evangeline.
"And… Our first Negima guests… Here are the popular robot idol, Chacha-Chan~! And her grubby sidekick of a vampire, Eva McDowell."
Evangeline growled, "Watch it, buddy! I came to this party, as her escort!"
Chachamaru bowed and said, "Please excuse the master. She is angry at me, since I am better than her, in Miz-K's stories."
"HEY! SHUT IT, ROBOT! Who said you were the star?"
"I happen to be the #1 fan of Peter Giese, and the founder of his Fan Club, Master; and one of his regulars."
Two gynoids, one with short purple hair and a white jacket, and one with purple hair in pink bangs, with a bright red dress, with cat ears and a cord, appeared behind Chachamaru.
They sang a jig:
(R-1): I'm Onesie…
(R-2): I'm Twosie~!
(Both Ropponmatsus): We're two of a kind.
We may be robots
But we're blowing your mind.
Hey.
They bowed, as Sam said, "And it's the Ropponmatsus from Excel Saga. An honor to meet legendary robots… and possibly the card-carrying fan club cardholders-."
R-1 smiled, "Indeed. However, I do not have my emotional circuits activate. Chachamaru disabled them, just to hold my urges."
R-2 laughed, as she pranced off, "Miz-K's our hero, because he didn't kill us off!"
A black van appeared, as three girls in Kevlar vests appeared. It was Subaru Mikage, Lara Gonzalez, and Akane Serizawa. Serizawa, in her blue nekomimi hair, called out, "SHIELD!"
Lara huffed, "Why do I come with you perros?"
Subaru smiled, "Oh, really… We wanted to be dressed as our heroes, you know."
They walked off, as Lara growled at Sam, "GRRRR!"
Sam smiled, as he was scared, "I take it that Jerry wasn't kidding about the Kevlar Vests. The Shield has arrived… and in female form, in a tribute to WWE's greatest faction! It's maaaaaagic~!"
He huffed, "Hey. They can't all be funny."
A small girl in long blue hair appeared, alongside two girls in lavender hair. Kagami smiled and said, "Well, what a party, tonight."
Konata smiled, "I'm going to eat, until I drop! Think of the fun moments we had!"
Kagami huffed, "Let's review – a scientist in Miyazawa & May, an android in Miss Cosplayer, a game show host in Anime Show King, a paranoid girl in The Advanced Class, an alien in Wishful Miyuki-Chan, must I go on?"
Konata smirked, as she said, "Well, you and Tsukasa were a LSAAWS Agent in Miyazawa & May, and also a robot in said story, The Advanced Class, and Miss Cosplayer (ALT Ending)… Oh, and even-."
Tsukasa pleaded, "NO! We agreed to never mention THAT story, ever again!"
Konata said, "Oh, right. NO wonder we have a huge fan base. If all goes well, we could see a Lucky Star Tale of the Bizarre!"
Kagami shouted, "You butter Miz-K for that, then I'll make you the VICTIM!"
Konata smiled, "Still, we're honored that we'll see After School Tea Time perform. I wonder if they ever met The Gang…"
Kagami huffed, "They met them in rehearsal, after Season 6 shooting. These guys are fellow rockers."
She said, as Tsukasa waved to Sam, "Not everyone is Screw You THIS, or Put This THAT. They may be rude people, or nice people, but deep down, they share one bond of friendship."
Konata nodded, "I understand. You know, I wish I could meet Haruhi Suzumiya, in person. Or maybe you can meet Sousuke Sagara, in the flesh. You loved FUMOFFU."
Kagami stated, "Yeah, but there are hardly any Full Metal Panic fanfics in Miz-K's arsenal. He made mostly Azumanga Daioh, School Rumble, Best Student Council, Super GALS, Comic Party, and us."
Konata smirked, "Yeah, we're a bunch of misfits…"
Kagami barked, "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A MISFIT?"
A huge car arrived, as a dark-skinned boy in a tuxedo was walking with a girl in a ponytail and glasses. She was wearing a blue shirt and gray and white skirt, with an ample bust.
"Ahh… Now here's a charming couple… Here are power couple – Wyatt Williams and Sayuri Hida."
Sayuri blushed and said, "Oh… It's not what you think."
Wyatt said, "Well, following Season 3 of Miyazawa & May, Sayuri and I, well, we kind of clicked."
Sam asked, "But aren't you bad with relationships? And I thought you're dating Kagami?"
Wyatt said, as Sayuri blushed, "She said to me that she's not my type. But Sayuri, on the other hand, is too cute. Even for a girl with glasses and big breasts, Jonesy egged me to ask her for a date. And we suddenly clicked…"
Sam asked, "Uh… Aren't there questions going on… about r(BEEP)? I mean, you're black, and she's white…"
Mike appeared, as he scolded him, "Uh, uh, uh. Do not use those words."
Sam said, "Sorry. I mean you're dark-skinned, and she's-."
Sayuri said, "OH! No… It's fine. We… uh…"
She blushed, as she kissed him on the cheek. Wyatt smiled, as he felt his face, "And that wasn't our last. We dated, after Season 5. Long story, after Kagami and I did an acting kiss… Sayuri, sort of…"
A girl in a red dress cried, "HEY! WAIT! HOLD ON! DON'T TELL THEM THE STORY!"
Sayuri asked, "Rein?"
Rein Tsunomoto huffed, "Sayuri! I don't want you to let your boyfriend tell the story of your first kiss!"
Sayuri blushed, "Uh, Rein… Don't be ridiculous."
Rein laughed, "You wouldn't believe it. This story will surprise you, shock you, and blow your ever-loving mind! After we did Season 5, Sayuri was so-!"
She covered her mouth, as Sayuri said, "She's making up stories. But I'll tell you, someday."
She, Wyatt, and Rein left, as Jude, in his sweater and jeans, in a black tie, was with Rino Rando, in her pink dress and skirt, with Pucchan in her hand, wearing a tuxedo. Rino giggled, as she kissed Jude. Sam said, "And another 6Teen/Best Student Council pairing – Jude Lizowski and Rino Rando! Yo, Bubbie!"
Jude laughed, "What it is, amigo~!"
He high-fived, as Rino giggled, "Oh, Jude… Seriously, when we started Miyazawa & May, it was like my first love, other than Kanade Jinguji."
Sam asked, "You have had a thing with Kanade, the former head of the Jinguji, including A Clockwork Romance II. How come you started dating the skater boy?"
Pucchan said, "This isn't a fictional romance. It's a real pairing. And I'm their partner-in-crime, and their chaperone."
Jude laughs, as he chuckled, "Dude… Felt Friend is hotter than Galaga!"
Pucchan barked, "Don't you mean Cool as Contra?"
Rino said, "Come on. Let's go."
They walked off, as Seina Katsura, in her blue dress, was walking to the entrance, shivering in fear. She whimpered, "No deaths… No deaths… No deaths…"
She blubbered, "I WAS KILLED IN FIVE FAN FICS! I DON'T WANNA DIE IN THE 100th FAN FIC!"
Mayura Ichikawa held Seina, as she whispered, "Come, come. This isn't a story. It's a party… a party that is costing me, from Cucumber."
As they walked together, two lab mice were in formal wear, as The Brain barked, "Tonight, Pinky, we party… But tomorrow night, we prepare for fanfic 101."
Pinky asked, "Uh, Brain, can you NOT say that, until the end of this story?"
Brain smiled, "Sure, Pinky. I think I'll use this popular line from our series, and save it for the end. Now come! Jerry and his brothers await us!"
"YIPPEE! NARF!"
The mice went in, as Sam giggled, "Won't some people won't do."
Two more girls entered, as Setsuna, in her long black hair, was in a blue suit, while Konoka was in a pink dress. They held hands, as they walked together. Makie Sasaki, in her rose red gown, was walking down the aisle, with camera bulbs flashing at her. She did some poses, as Tohru Honda was nervously walking down the aisle, in her gold dress, made from Ayame Sohma. She was walking with Kyo & Yuki Sohma, in black suits, on each side. As they continued walking, two more girls appeared, in evening gowns. It was Reiko Haga and Eimi Ohba, from Comic Party. They strutted to the door, until Eimi tripped down and hurt her face. A man in a suit, with black hair, appeared, as he waved to his fans.
"HELLO! Cole-Miners, rejoice!" He cheered.
A reporter called out, "HEY! LOOK!"
The crowd ran to Michael Cole, as they passed him. He asked, "What the WHA?"
He turned around and saw the reporters and shutterbugs approached Haruka, in her blue sapphire dress. She giggled, as she was blushing, "Oh, come now. Yuki and I are honored to being the stars of Miz-K's shindig. As they say, it's What's Best for Business, just like when Mistress Makie said it, in our New Year's Special!"
The fans wanted Haruka's autograph, as she smiled, "Oh, now, now. After all, I am the face of Miz-K Takase~! In popular polls, I'm #1, The Gang is #2, Eri Sawachika is #3, Yuki is #4, and #5… I think… OH! Yeah! It's Hikari~!"
Cole fell in a THUD, as he groaned, "What is she, John Cena? Overlooked by a brat from Pokémon!"
Haruka walked to the auditorium, as Yukino Miyazawa walked passed Michael Cole, still in disdain. He pouted, "Some welcoming committee… This isn't even my party."
BOOT!
Excel roared, as she punted Cole, "MOVE IT, LOSER!"
He crashed into the wall, as she and Hyatt, in revealing gowns, walked into the entranceway. Excel smiled, "Hello. Excel here with her escort, the lovely and talented Hyatt. Excel is honored to be a part of this party! She had permission from Lord Il Palazzo to have me and Hatchan to come (Praising BOOM!), so we went. Lord Il Palazzo couldn't come, since he's busy with ACROSS business, and everything else. It's been long, since Excel Saga ended its run in the manga, a while back, and her Japanese voice is reused for Sailor Moon Crystal. I wanted the job, but it was dubbed in Canada. But thank you, Viz Media! At least Excel won't say that the dubs sucked. DiC's dubs were god-awful. Excel is rooting for Sailor Moon and her resurrection of her career! And in the name of the tunes, Excel will punish you!"
She said to the 4th wall, "Seriously, Excel hasn't had more fun since the banned episode of Excel Saga. No cutaways needed. We know that episode."
As they went inside, Sakaki, in her blue dress and white stole, with her long black hair flowing, walked down the aisle, with cameras snapping, taking her pictures. She was blushing, feeling embarrassed. Following her was Mikoto Suo, in a canary yellow gown, with her breasts covered by a silk mink coat. She blushed, as she waved to the cameras. Behind her was a girl in long blonde hair and a black evening gown. That was Ayaka Yukihiro. She then waved to her fans, as another girl was behind her. It was Hikari, in her platinum gown and tiara, with her long dark blue hair flowing, as she was escorted by two adult Hikari androids (from The Jenny-Joy WPCA Mystery). They were in business suits and with young adult-shaped bodies. Hikari waved to them, as her escorts smiled at them.
"Meh. It's a living." Dawn said to the 4th wall.
A voice called, "HIYA, BITCH!"
He guffawed, as he was in a dark brown suit, and with glasses on. Sam asked, "Uh… Who are you?"
The man said, "You don't remember me? My card, my good man!"
He walked off, as he went inside. Sam read the card:
Kuon Ginga – Master of Disguise
"ONLY in Miz-K!" Sam shrilled.
The man shape-shifted into Kuon, with her long blonde hair and a white gown. She smirked, "I never knew I had this power, before."
The RED Spy and BLU Spy were shocked. The RED Spy asked, "Mon Dieu! Did she?"
The BLU Spy replied, "I think not. Such a roguish devil…"
SLAP! SNAP!
Whips struck, as the Spies screams in agony and pain.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Kuon barked, "I'll see YOU in Hell… pardner!"
Back outside, Sam saw Tenma Tsukamoto, in her pink gown, as she bowed, "Wassup?"
She posed, "DU-AH!"
She pranced off, as Yakumo, in her green dress, followed her, feeling worried. As they went inside, Sam viewed a huge black limousine. The door opened, and out came Kanade Jinguji, in her dark purple evening gown. She was escorted by her boyfriend… wait… Akito Sohma?!
Akito asked, "What did they expect?"
Sam asked, "WHOA! You two, dating?"
Akito said, "Well, it's a funny story. I was busy practicing my shooting for my role in Miyazawa & May, and we met, when she was dressed as a lifelike robot doll. And I said… You and I will make sweet destruction, together."
Kanade blushed, as she said, "No, he did not. He came to me for a cup of coffee, and we suddenly clicked. Oh… Don't tell Rino about this. This is an escort."
He smiled, "No worries. I'm done being an evil shell of a man, and the head of the Sohmas. I've outgrown my wickedness, since Miss Honda changed me. You'd understand."
"Uh, Akito… You know I'm not a lesbian…"
"Oh, no. You're thinking of Manga-Style Akito. I'm Anime-Style Akito."
Kanade blushed, as she said nothing. They walked together, as two more people walked in. It was Rachel Moore and Narue Nanase. They were in shiny blue gowns, walking side-by-side. They even had two South Park boys with them, Butters Stotch and Stan Marsh. Sam asked, "Oh, Butters. You're Nanase's escort?"
Butters said, "Oh, uh, no. I'm Rachel's escort. Stan's Nanase's escort."
Stan said, "My dad was gonna come, but he's banned from this place."
Butters pouted, "I'm not supposed to come. I'm still in grieving… and I'm still grounded."
Sam asked, "Uh, how come? Didn't your parents say you were grounded?"
Cut to Butters' house, as Stephen and Linda Stotch were on the ground, still dead with dried-up corpses. It seems April from Miyazawa & May did not revive them. Rats crawled by, as they gnawed on their innards.
Butters huffed, "Of course, when I get back, I'm calling the Great Will of the, uh, Macrocosm, and then I'll be grounded, again. I sure miss being grounded. I just miss their yelling, and, uh, well, I mean, it's sure lonely without my parents."
Rachel smiled and said, "Oh, but save it until after the party, kiddo. You're show is still going strong."
Butters smiled, "Oh, really? Oh, boy howdy. I feel a whole lot better, since Season 1. I'm grounded, anyway, so… Let's live for the moment."
Narue said, "I'll meet you guys, shortly."
They walked together, as Sam asked Narue, "So, why's Stan's Dad, a.k.a. The Man of Many Hysterical Moments in South Park, banned from Miz-K's stories? Didn't we see him, once?"
Narue said, as she blushed, "Well, long story… It happened at the end of Season 4. We were having drinks in a local bar, close to North City… and well, Rachel and I had some juice there. We saw Kaori Izumi, Rino's friend, drinking with Randy Marsh, who was having a beer, possibly flirting with her… and then, The Gang's Farra Stevens appeared!"
At a bar in North City, Randy was having a drink, as Farra Stevens, in her blue sweater and jeans, appeared, "HEY! Hey, Randy Marsh! Do you feel Randy, baby, yeah?"
Randy, in his black hair and mustache, asked, "Oh? Who are you?"
Farra said, "Hey, Rand-ALL! It's-a me, Farra~!"
He laughed, "Oh… Miss Stevens and the Bass Player!"
Kaori giggled, as Randy asked, "So, any news?"
She stated, "No. I just thought I'd come by and see you! Haven't seen you around, since Season 4 of "Miyazawa & May"! It's-a great to finally meet you."
Randy said, "Oh… Right. Well, I'm not in that story… per se."
"Aw, you didn't make the cut? Come on, pal! It's an honor to meet a Steven Cooke-esque man, in the flesh, made from a city in Colorado, which is very small."
"OH? Oh, well, how come I wasn't in your Miyazawa & May bullshit?"
"Come on… uh… Season 5 is going strong. And Cucumber is casting everyone, now."
"Really?"
"Yeah! It's a privilege to have a beer with you, as the one with the world's biggest shit, the biggest man who is crazy, acting like a looney tune… and even a man who voted for Obama! I voted for McCain, but who cares? That's-a life. Randy Marsh, in South City, joining the ranks of the A-listers and B-listers of the fanfic world."
Randy stated, "Uh… Okay. Listen, I don't know where you get off, saying that I'm a B-lister, but fandom characters have MORE shipping moves than YOU OCs."
Farra said, "Come on. All I do is play the guitar. And the usual swearing, the magic of the bird wings, the strangling, the witty sass…"
"I play the guitar, too. And I even play tunes that make the youth of America proud. Do you even hear me play "Back in USSR"?"
"Yes! I saw you sing that, weeks ago, drunken and tore up, down at the Karaoke Bar, down in Stinky's Diner. You were singing that Beatles classic, farting on the microphone, like it was the classic episode, when Stan turns 10 and-."
Randy got up and said, "Okay! Okay, look. I don't just act like an idiot. I'm also a father and a loving husband."
Farra stated, "Like Steven Nevins."
"Yeah. But mixed wacky and crazy adventures, in South Park, into the mix, and you'll even have special 3-parters."
"Miranda Maynard."
"OH, FORGET IT! You OC Noobs are nothing but stupid kids!"
"Noobs? What are you talking about? I'm 33 years old. I'm going to have a child, soon. I'm pregnant."
"ARGH! You're kidding me! And you act, in this condition?"
"Yes! I have limited moments. They can digitize my little baby belly, to make me slim. Cucumber don't mind. But I do have a stunt double for my stunts."
"AAAAAAH! YOU!"
"Yes?"
He calmed down and smiled, "You know what, let's not fight. The point is, hot tits, is that we fandom characters rub our talents onto you OCs, which make you act mainstream, like us. We're too unique and original for YOU OCs to comprehend; all you do, like all the others, is mock and customize. And when I cast my name into the Season 5, I'm going all out! Or, I can just be killed off, but enjoy myself. Because, hey! A role is a role."
Farra smiled, "Hey! Good luck with that! Jerry can-a let anybody in it."
"Uh, why are you speaking like Mario?"
"I liked his videos on Dorkly and College Humor. His-a dub is-a awesome. See?"
Randy laughed, "See? I'll be in Season 5, before you know it!"
As Randy was about to sit down, Rei Otonashi, a girl with long blue hair, cheered, "YOU GUYS! Guess what? I'm going to play in Season 5, and they liked my Mariachi Dance! OH! They chose ME! WAIT! What should I wear, and will I bring my guitar, too?"
Randy asked, "Oh, hey! Did they ask about me?"
Rei giggled, "Sorry, hombre. No habla estupido!"
She teleported away, as Randy was in disdain, feeling bad. Kaori blushed and said, in embarrassment, "Yeah… I wasn't gonna say anything, but… I'm kinda in Season 5, too."
Narue said, "And that's how it happened. It turns out Randy was rejected, after he made too many drunken slurs to Cucumber. Stan's Dad was banned from ALL of his fanfics."
Stan facepalmed, as he said, "Can we PLEASE just go?"
Rein, in a thought bubble, shouted, "Since when did she, her, and Narue Nanase get a flashback scene?"
Narue said, "Hey, he's right. It's almost show time."
They went in, as Sam spotted a car, rolling by. Sam said, "Folks, it's a who's who and a what's what (in the rut), in Miz-K Takase's party. Everyone is driving in, all invited, and with it, the 100th fanfic. Miz-K, our guest of honor has yet to arrive, but I'll keep you posted."
A cube shaped boy appeared, as he cheered to the crowd, in a tuxedo, "HI, GUYS!"
Minecraft's Steve
The crowd cheered, "HI, STEVE!"
He walked off, as Sam said, "Even the video game characters, of all sizes, are arriving in stocks. Tonight's party will be epic, if Miz-K arrives, and…"
Sam sees Miz-K's car arriving, as he was with his wife, Aya Hasebe, who was in a flowing gold evening gown, with her hair done in a bun. He said to the 4th wall, "Sorry I was late. Aya's cosplay party was cancelled, and she called to pick me up."
Hasebe remarked, "Reiko got an invite, in case you didn't notice."
Sam cheered, as Miz-K stepped out, "…matter of fact, there he is! The man of 100 fanfics, and then some, it's Miz-K Takase!"
The crowd cheered, as Miz-K waved to the fans. Hasebe blushed, as she held his hand. Sam smiled and said, "Well, welcome to the party, sir. It's an honor."
Miz-K smiled back, "Fine. Fine. Thank you for the party. I'm sure that they have prepared the party, in my honor. 100 fan fics, and I'm still strong… of course, Cucumber did had a hand in it, but, yeah. I'm with this young woman. This is my wife."
Hasebe whispered, "Hello."
Sam said, "Oh? She's so cute. It's maaaaaagic~! …in the air."
Miz-K asked, "Why do you keep saying that?"
Sam smiled, as he said, "I'm learning how to be a powerful wizard, one day. Look at this spell I made – Eye of Potato, an ounce of Crush
Give me the power to produce mush
Maaaaagic~!"
SPLAT!
A bowl of grits hit his face, as he moaned, "Well, I'm getting there."
Miz-K held a top hat and said, "Well, take a load of THIS trick. PRESTO!"
He reached into his hat and pulled out a chibi Tenma Bunny, in a red bunny outfit, with long black hair. She giggled, "Hello, Honey. Welcome to the 100th Miz-K Fan Fic special~!"
Miz-K winked to the camera, "Let's get this party started!"
Sam waved, "Bye-bye, for now."
