Erin was sitting on a log, humming silently "The ants go marching."

"ERIN!!!" Lizzie screeched like a bat, running up to Erin and tackling her,

"The…Eragon…MOVIE!!! IT'S OUT!!!" Lizzie screeched again, RIGHT in Erin's ear.

Erin nervously chewed her nails, in a "I'm not really nervous" sort of way.

"Who needs the movie..When you have THIS!!" she yelled, pushing a cup of smelly brown liquid into Lizzie's face.

"Drink it!!!" she yelled before skulling hers.

After Lizzie also skulled hers, they both fell on the floor and cracked up laughing.

"Then I was like..OMFG!!! Ezza…Is that… A blue elephant??"

"No..It's a door…" Erin muttered, then dragged Lizzie by the pony tail to the door,

"let's go!!!"

Next thing they new, they were falling through a lot of trees, then THUD!

"Erin!!! Did you give me dru…OMFG!!! It's Murty!!!"

Lizzie ran towards Murtagh, screaming, then tackeld him.

"You know what this means spiderman. We're in …ALAGAESIA!!!" Erin yelled to herself before realizing an injured Eragon on the ground, then looked over at Lizzie who was pashing Murtagh madly.

"Lizzie!!" Erin yelled, dragging her off him.

"Now," she said again, "Does he need to be bathed??" she asked, untying Eragon's tunic.

"Get off me!!!" he yelled,

"oh don't worry, your hot. Wanna get married?" he asked, and suddenly a wind blue Eragon's hair and he looked REALLY sexy.

"Oi," Lizzie yelled as Erin and Eragon started making out,

"Erin!!! Did you give us drugs?! Are we hallucinating?!"

"Hey..." Murtagh said in a manly, sexy way,

"you're really hot! Lets make out again!!" Lizzie said.

Then, for the rest of the night, they made out and got drunk, and partied the night away, then went joy riding on Saphira.

THE NEXT DAY::

"My head!!!" Erin screeched.

"Did I eat a mat last night…?" Lizzie said, before vomiting all over Eragon's pack.

"HEY!!" Erin yelled and hit Lizzie.

Then, Lizzie and Erin got into a cat fight. Scratching, slapping, and "WHORE! BITCH! SLUT!" could be seen/heard, when finally..

"Erin, you're my best friend!!!"

"Aw Lizzie!!! I'm so sorry!!!"

Then, they had a really lame girly hug, before pulling back quickly and Erin looked around nervously.

They approached Erry and Murty, and they heard Eragon telling Murtagh about his dream.

"And their was this elf..."

Erin screamed. Lizzie screamed. Eragon screamed.

"RAWWWRR!!!" yelled Murtagh.

Lizzie just looked at Murtagh and smiled sweetly, then whacked him.

"Don't…Say her name… MENTAL IMAGE!!" Erin yelled as Eragon began telling his dream.

"THE PAIN!"

"THE HORROR!!"

Lizzie and Erin high fived eachother.

"I was gonna say, the elf was really ugly. I mean, compared to you Erin. You're so hot. This chick… Looked like a HORSE!!!" he burst out laughing, then tried to high five himself.

"Not the sharpest tool in the shed…" Lizzie muttered behind her hand, seemingly to no-one.

Erin pulled a little handbook out of her back pocket, and scribble a few words inside, muttering:

"Consult her mother of mental homes that would be suitable…"

She looked up, realizing everyone could hear her.

"Come!!! Make haste!! Me must go to… GIL'EAD!!"

Then they gathered their things, and all linked arms and skipped of, singing "Lions, tigers, Urgals, Durza, Galby, Oh my!"

"To Gil'ead we go!" cried Lizzie quite randomly, messing up the song.

"Shuddup…" muttered Erin, the smiled innocently at Lizzie…

DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN!!!

A/N: Just my try at random stupidity!!! FLAME , REVIEW, WHATEVER!!!