1 FF8 in London

(All the FF8 crew, including all the GF's, Seifer, Fujin, Raijin and Me are on a huge bus. Everyone except Squall is excited because this is their first holiday in ages)

Selphie: (To Squall) Isn't this exciting Squall?! We're finally getting a holiday!

Squall: …Where are we going again?

Quistis: London.

Siren: You don't look too happy Master Squall. Why?

Squall: Because I've heard London's a terrible place to visit. There's pigeons crappin' everywhere, I don't like rivers, as there's a huge one there, and there's not a single clean bathroom anywhere!!

Siren: Don't let that get you down Master

Squall: …

(A few hours later, the bus stops outside Waterloo Station. Everyone then gets off, Irvine, whose driving, parks the bus and gets out. Shiva then freezes the bus, despite the fact that it's 70 degrees in the middle of summer!!)

Me: Shiva, what was that for? I mean, what's the point in covering a 10- foot long bus in ice in the middle of summer?!

Shiva: Well, I haven't frozen anything in ages.

Me: …Bloody Hell!!

(After walking down the street for a while…)

Zell: BOOYA!! I've found the hotel!!

Fujin: NICE!

Raijin: Yeah! Pretty fancy, ya know?!

(Eden then follows, loaded with bags)

Eden: Master Irvine, why do I get stuck carrying the bags?

Irvine: Because you're the only one with enough space on ya to carry all these bags

Eden: …(Groans)

(After finding their rooms all the guys go out to find a pub. The girls just stay back at the hotel. Let's go see what the boys are up to)

Ifrit: (To the bartender) I'll half a lager with a whole lemon

Bartender: Are you sure? If you eat that lemon, you'll go berserk!!

Ifrit: Just gimme the drink!!

Bartender: O.K! But don't say I didn't warn ya!!

(He gives Ifrit the drink. He drinks it all. Once he's done, he eats the lemon. His eyes bulge, looking as if they'll pop out!!)

Me: Well, he did warn ya!!

Ifrit: (His head's now shaking like crazy) …

Me: I'll just have a Coke.

(Now, we move over to the table where Bahamut, Diablos, Zell and Squall are sitting. Zell has a traditional London beer, Bahamut has a cocktail, and Diablos and Squall have a whisky each)

Diablos: Master Zell, why are you so excited to be here?

Zell: Cos I've always wanted to come here!!

Bahamut: (Whispering to Diablos) Why must we refer to the human mortals as Master or Mistress?

Diablos: (Whispering to Bahamut) Dunno. According to Alexander, the humans treat us better if we call them that

(Now, over to the girls)

Siren: The boys have been out late

Rinoa: I wouldn't worry about them

Shiva: Why not, Mistress Rinoa?

Rinoa: Because they'll be back as soon as they pick Cerberus up from the dog pound!!

(Siren and Selphie laugh weakly)

Fujin: HOW?

Rinoa: How what?

Fujin: CERBERUS! POUND!

Rinoa: I was being sarcastic!

Fujin: OH!

(A few days later, everyone packs their bags and goes home)

Squall: Thank God that trip was over!!

Me: The End

I know I didn't use all the GF's. This is what happened to them:

Pandemona needed anal surgery after losing a lot of internal gas

Cactaur got lost in a huge greenhouse

Carbuncle, Tonberry and Alexander didn't want to come

Leviathan got lost in the sewers