A/N Hi ok I do not own POTC or any of the characters but mine.
Ok be warned this story will be random changing from back at Capitan Jack's time to now constantly. I have put my self in the story as Jen and my best friend Teaera aka Tea. Tea. Or plain Tea In here trust me it will get funny especially because Jack and Tea. Will be in the same room…bad idea… The two most random people I know… SAVE ME!!
Warning may have some bad language
Jen stirred silently in her sleep. The cool sea-breeze wafted over her face as she slept. Waite a sea-breeze? That wasn't rite. She suddenly jerked fully a wake. Where was her large comfy bed? Her room? Her house? Where was everything she knew and loved? Something wasn't rite. Maybe her sister got in her room and stole her Pirates of the Caribbean DVD and broke it like she had been threatening to do and she was in shock. Yet how could Kay get the DVD Jen slept with it in her arms. She sat up and looked around this was defiantly not any where near the peaceful small town where Jen haply lived. No, there weren't any oceans in Colorado. Jen glanced up just in time to see the frying pan come flying accost the deck. She ducked out of the way as it flew past her head narrowly missing whacking her a good one across the head. She looked in the direction the pan came flying from. None other then infamous Capitan Jack Sparrow came running like a bat out of hell from the direction the frying pan came.
"Run Sparrow!" A familiar voice echoed through the crisp morning air. Teaera Milam, Jen's best friend, came running around the corner chucking things at Jack.
"Tea. Tea.?" Jen asked groggily.
"Jen… Jen Marken I can honestly say I'm glad to see you1" Tea said out of breath.
"What's going on?" Jen asked
"Not sure but gut feeling says that he has something to do with it? Tea pointed at Jack.
"Jack… Frying pan… Tea chasing a pirate… Now me here… Jack sill in the picture thou so ya probably ol' Capitan Jack here is be hind every thing!" Jen said.
"I swear I didn't know that tinny little thing could make me time travel!" Jack said hand held up.
"What little thing," Tea and Jen yelled in unison.
"Oh some little pendent that looked like a music playing thingy mabober," Jack said
"Where is it?" Jen asked
"It fell off the table and broke now you two are here and one is not trying to resist trying to bring me to my grave!"
"Well maybe before you grabbed my buttocks you should have asked and got slapped and I never speak to you again then we live haply ever after with a restraining order and you never touch the closest thin to a sister I have with out the fear of me castrating you in your sleep!" Tea rambled on. Jack stared at her in horror and Jen closed her eyes tightly willing the nasty images to subside. She turned her face from her best friend and the horrified Pirate Capitan. When she finally opened her eyes there in front of her stood her major crush, Will Turner, and her sworn enemy, Elizabeth Swan. Jen nearly fainted and probably would have it Teaera hadn't turned to Will "Same Goes for you no one messes with me or Jenny!"
A/N sorry for the short chapter rite now it's 2:08 am and I need sleep. Hope you enjoy the story I do it's fun to rite. Review please… No flames please or the monster eating cat will get you… Scary!
