Ok this is a weird story...I hope u lik it anyway, im not really confident in my writing skills (wat skills? Lol srry inside joke ) so I don't know how this is gonna come out... enough of my rambling and on with the story!::btw:: the titans r probably ooc::

Disclaimer: no I don't, no one on this site does so why do we even bother putting this? Why because I c everyone else doing it so I hopped on the bandwagon, jk.

Chapter 1: Please Shut Up before I hurt you

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"Dude, did you just-? Is that-? Nooooo!" cried BB

"What? Maybe you'll go to combat practice if the Gamestation isn't working." said Robin with no remorse.

"DUDE?! If it's not working? Of course it's not working! YOU JUST WENT ALL KUNG-FU ON IT!!!" BB said looking down at the pulverized Gamestation Robin had just it "killed".

"Please friends, let us calm down and not fight! Need I remind you we are friends and not enemies? The enemies are out there, not here." Starfire said in a angelic voice, making Robin go into a dazed state.

"Ugh, Starfire can you just shut up for once? And talk normal? It's driving me insane here!" said a very pissed off raven. (A.n- see ooc)

"Well...I..." Starfire managed to slip out of her mouth and tears began to form.

"Though so, too weak to say anything more, I always wondered why you were on this team. Oh never mind, it's cause Robin loves you too much ,but he's big wuss and won't admit it." Raven said without any thought.

"YOU KNOW WHAT RAVEN! You're not so great yourself! You are always locked up in your room being "creepy" and you always yell! You also think you are right all the time. WHO'S WEAK NOW DEMON?!" That happened to come out of Starfire who was getting starbolts ready and her eyes were glowing with fury, and Robin was still blushing...

"Oh now you've done it!" Raven said with confidence lifting up the U shaped couch using her telekinetic powers. (A.n- duh! Wat else?) The others, BB, Robin, and Cyborg, started to fight as if fighting Slade. The girls were rough, even resorting to hair-pulling. The Titans had just grow to sick of each other, they wanted to go their own way... or smash the others to a bloody pulp, either one would be fine with all of them. While everyone was in full combat, killing each other, something strange happened. Each person suddenly had a clone standing next to them. Each clone looked exactly like their "parent". Raven's clone(Naver) was wearing pink and was smiling like an idiot. BB's(Yob tsaeb) other him was wearing white and yellow and had a serious look on his face. Robin's clone(Nibor) was wearing was the same costume, but a multi-colored joker's hat. (Colors are same as costume too) He just got there and was already cracking jokes such as "Why did the blonde cross the road? She doesn't know she was just taped to the chicken!" (A.n- they arent meant to be funny...well I'm trying not to make them funny) Starfire's (Erifrats) was very dark and mysterious, wearing a black costume and had her hair dyed black. Cyborg's (Grobyc) was exactly the same but... dorky, need I say more?

"Hey pretty lady, wanna hear a joke?" Nibor asked Erifrats

"Shove it Loser." responded Erifrats

"OH OH I DOOOO!" Hollered Naver jumping up and down with her tounge sliping out of her mouth. (:p) grobyc was just sitting there reading a book with his super thick glasses falling off his nose.

"Uhhhhh, who are these guys?" Asked Robin perplexed but still checking Erifrats out.

"Stop staring or I'll gouge out your eyes and shove them up your a-" Erifrats said getting cut off by Yob tsaeb.

"We are-"

"And don't think I can't gouge out your eyes cause you are wearing a masked gay boy" Erifrats said really pissed off.

"Uhhhh anyway, We are..........."

ooooooooh guess wat? This is a cliff hanger! Well ill have the next chapter posted soon if my computer agrees. Well u know the drill! R&r! Suggestions, comments and watever else u have in mind or think about this story is welcomed in your reviews. In the next chappy yob tsaeb explains this ordeal, and if enough ppl tell me to hurry I might just hurry up. Well now this is your time to review so use it b4 I shove it up ur a- never mind...