Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight or Power Ranger characters! Although it would be good fun…
What Lies Beyond the Volcano
Bella turned around to see the one person she was absolutely dreading the presence of. No, she thought, I love him too much to fear him.
It was Yago, the fearless Red Power Ranger.
He was short, with long black flowing hair that was blown in the wind when he rollerbladed. His nose was large and beaklike, and he had muddy eyes that resembled burnt canned soup. He was perfect in Bella's eyes, or until the drugs wore off. He certainly wasn't Edward, but she knew she was meant for Yago. He had told her repeatedly in his smiley-face-loaded IM's or cutesy e- and voice mails.
Yago was striding toward her with his ceremonial walking stick. He stumbled once or twice, but altogether walked with at least a shred of dignity.
Bella didn't fear him because she believed he would hurt her. In fact, she was afraid that he loved her too much, and that he would try to go public with the relationship. Yago still didn't know about Edward.
Today is my Power Ranger Initiation Cermony, she thought, and I'm going to enjoy it!
She had been shampooing and conditioning Yago's hair for a full two weeks now so she could be the Pink Ranger, the ultimate title in slut-dom.
As Yago barely brushed her shoulder with the ceremonious stick and began chanting the Power Ranger theme song, out from the secret door in the volcano came the dreaded Edward.
"What the heck is going on here?" He asked Yago and the fellow Rangers. "And why are you hitting my girlfriend with a fancy walking stick?"
"Edward! Don't hurt him! I told him to do it! I haven't been secretly having a hair washing relationship with this Power Ranger for the past two weeks! I love you!" Bella declared urgently.
"Who is he, and what is he doing on the secret side of the volcano only reserved for Power Rangers and Friends?" Yago asked.
"I'm Edward, pleasure to meet you," Edward greeted him with an extended hand. "And, Bella, why would I hurt him? And I know you wouldn't have a hair-washing relationship with this guy! Everybody knows that only a person pursuing the title of Pink Ranger would do that!"
The word slut was covered up with a cough by the Yellow Ranger.
Bella sent Yago a murderous look, signifying that their relationship would be as worthless as an abstinence ralley sponsered by the Pink Ranger if he revealed the truth to Edward.
Yago instantly wet himself.
"Oh, man, I didn't mean to make you so uncomfortable," Edward said with an apologetic smile. "I just wanted to know what Bella wanted from The Taco Hut. She never told me her order before she disappeared behind the large door in the side of the volcano that said, 'Power Rangers and Friends Headquarters'.Who knew this place would be here?" He looked around with a grin smothered in disbelief.
"Um, Edward, why don't we go. I'm feeling sick. Maybe you got me pregnant, or something," Bella declared uncertainly while she flashed a 'call me' signal at Yago.
She dragged Edward out the door in the side of the volcano and left a dumbstruck Yago in a puddle of his own waste.
