Starclan Is Moving!
MY FIRST FANFIC STORY!
Oakheart: I have a craving Bluie-bear! A CRAVING FOR LOVE!
Bluestar: Oh Oakie-poo Stop! Starclan is about to be attacked by living Christmas trees. We have to tell all the kitties in Starclan to move their lazy buts out of the way so I can leave FIRST!
Oakheart: But why so soon?
Bluestar: Shut up Oakie-poo! K. I'm going to text all the kitties in starclan!
Hay gys! Wee r al movin owt'a da sky cos wee r beein atckd bi livin crisms tres! Wee r gona mov dwn were da wrrirs liv! K! Bi!
Translation: Hey guys! We are all moving out of the sky cause we are being attacked by living Christmas trees! We are going to move down where the Warriors live! K! Bye!
Bluestar: Oakie-poo! Let's go! I heard the warriors have computers!
Oakheart: But Bluie-bear! I have Muffins here! An ENDLESS supply of MUFFINS! AND PIE LOTS OF PIE!
Bluestar: Oakie-poo, I'm sure they have Tangerines down there!
Oakheart: I wasn't talking about Tangerines! I was talking about Muf-
Bluestar: OAKIE-POO THEY HAVE TANGERINES! AND ALL THE PAPYAS YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF! So if you want your fruit go down there!
Bluestar Pushes Oakheart off a cloud….. Then Bluestar crouched and sprung onto
Yellowfang who was wearing a Jet pack.
Yellowfang: Bluestar! get off me you fat Lunatic!
Bluestar: Gim'ee the Jet pack!
Yellowfang: ARE YOU INSANE!? I'M NOT GIVING YOU CRAP!
Bluestar Slapped Yellowfang with her claws out.
Yellowfang: OWWWWWW! HOLY STARCLAN! TAKE THE JET PACK!
Bluestar: Thank you! Buh-Bye!
Bluestar Jumped of the cloud and pulled the string to make the jet pack fly but….nothing happened.
Bluestar: GREAT STARCLAN! YELLOWFANG!!
Yellowfang was floating down with an umbrella.
Yellowfang: HAHA SUCKER! I knew you would fall for it! Bye-bye! MUAHAHAHA!
Bluestar quickly pulled out a shotgun and shot a few holes Yellowfang's Umbrella.
Bluestar: WHO'S THE SUCKER NOW YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF FOX-DUNG CROWFOOD!
Bluestar then saw Mary Poppins floating down with an umbrella too. Bluestar laughed evilly.
Bluestar: YO! MARY POOPINS! HAHAHAHA! THE UMBRELLA!? Please?
Mary Poppins: Why I never!
Bluestar shot Mary Poppins dead. Then she swiftly grabbed the umbrella while watching Mary Poppins's limp body quickly fall to the ground.
MEANWHILE……….
The clan cats are having a day gathering because they were to busy the night before with Dance lessons, text messages, and their mates. (GROSS!)
Firestar: Ok. So I got this crazy text message last night it sa-
THUD! Yellowfang crashed to the ground and quickly stood up.
Yellowfang: EVERYONE HIDE! BLUESTAR HAS A SHOTGUN!!
Firestar: Is she STILL crazy!?
Just then Mary Poppins's dead body landed in the middle of the clearing.
Firestar: That answers that question. RUN!!
The island was a mess of screaming cats and Starclan warriors landing on the ground.
LATER………..
Firestar: I think Yellowfang was hallucinating. Bluestar wasn't there!
Brambleclaw: But how do you explain Mary Poppins?
Firestar: coincidence, I guess.
Just as they entered camp…..they stood in aw. There was Bluestar…. With a shotgun….and she was holding Foxkit….The cats that were left in camp were all bound and gagged….But Foxkit was still alive.
Firestar: Thank Starclan Foxkit is safe!
Bluestar: DON'T BE THANKIN' STARCLAN FIREFART, 'CAUSE I AM STARCLAN! AND IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME LEADER THIS KIT IS MY DINNER!
Firestar: OK, OK! Swasalablaviserine! There your leader! Now you can release Foxkit.
Bluestar: AS LEADER OF THUNDERCLAN I SHALL EAT THIS KIT!
MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH... BURP…………
Bluestar: That was delicious.
Ferncloud: THAT WAS MY KIT!!
Icekit: AND THAT WAS MY BROTHER!!
Bluestar: Yes I know…And he was delicious. I wonder……
Bluestar Then ate Ferncloud and Icekit.
Bluestar: I was correct…They were equally as delicious.
Dustpelt: THAT WAS MY MATE!!
Bluestar: GRRRRRRRRRRR……..
Dustpelt: Ok I'll shut up……
Hope you enjoyed. Keep a lookout for the 2nd chp! No Flames pleez! Give me some ideas pleez! Bye!
