There I sat typing furiously at my keyboard, trying to write my newest fan fic when the small notice, the notice which would change everything, appeared. Msn informed me I had a new message from an old friend. Curious, as he hadn't sent a message in months, I opened the email immediately. This is what I saw:
Lopie,
I've found it! The story you've been looking for. This story doesn't just ask you to write a MST for it, it demands to be made fun of! I've attached the story and added a link so you don't have to download it if you think I'm wrong. Check it out and let me know.
As I know he has good taste I immediately save the story to my computer and began reading. Chapter after chapter, horribly written story point after horribly written story point, and badly written scenes of the worst sexual sort after another. I read as if I were looking at a train wreck and couldn't look away. All thoughts for my fan fic were damned in that moment. For I had found my dream. A story to MST above all others. It had to be done. It begged to be done. It shall be done. I opened word once more, and so it begins. Soon you, as well as Harry Potter and all those close to him, will know the horror that is 'Reunited'.
