A/N: I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS!
I'm gonna end up doing a lot of these... I think.
Oh, and this was originally part of a story called "Avenue Ride" which is now just a bunch of separate one shots instead of a story of one shots.
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Iggy: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL AND IT'S
NOT SOMETHING THAT FEELS DAUNTLESS
VIOLATED, INSECURE YET ALTOGETHER...
... HOTNESS!
Fang: Yeah, hotness!
Iggy: YES, DEAR FANGBOY,
THAT'S THE WORD THAT
ONLY COULD DESCRIBE
YOUR
CRAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
CRAZY BLOGGIRLS MAKE YOU FEEL ALRIGHT.
Fang: How true is that, Iggy?
Iggy: Very, I know. Every bloggirl loves us.
YOU EVER READ TOTAL CRAZY POSTS
THAT ASK YOU OUT TO DINNER?
Fang: Yeah...
Iggy: AND SOME OF THEM WHO POST CRAZY PICTURES
"WHICH DRESS MAKES ME THINNER?"
Fang: Sure!
Iggy: DON'T YOU FEEL ALL HOT AND SEXY
WHEN THEY ASK IF YOU'RE BUSY TONIGHT
Fang: You bet!
Both: That's
CRAAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
STALKING YOU IN DARK TIMES AND IN LIGHT.
Fang: Crazy bloggirls, huh? What's that, something Max said?
Iggy: Yep. She said she wanted to "claw their eyes out with faux nails."
Fang: "Claw their eyes out with faux nails..." that is Max!
WONDERING IF YOU POSSIBLY
COULD GET THEM WINGS TO BORROW
Iggy: SAYING THEY'LL MAKE YOU "HAPPIER"
WHEN YOU ARE FEELING SORROW
Fang: "PLEASE COULD I BE PART OF YOUR FLOCK?
I'LL MAKE SURE MAX WILL NEVER THINK TWICE!"
Both: No!
CRAAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
Fang: FUCK YOU, BLOGGIRLS, MAX IS MY HOME SLICE.
Iggy: Ooh—how about—
Fang: PRAYING THAT I DON'T LIKE MAX
Iggy: SPAMMING THE WHOLE BLOG WITH "FAX"
Fang: "I WILL LOVE YOU MY WHOLE LIFE!"
Iggy: "IGGY, I WILL BE YOUR WIFE!"
Fang: "FANG IS SUCH A SEXY BITCH."
Iggy: "I THINK ANGEL IS A SNITCH!"
Fang: SAYING WE WERE IN THEIR TOWN—
Both: EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T EXIST!
CRAAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
GAH—CRAAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
DIE!—CRAAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
THEY'RE—CRAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
Iggy: THE 'NET NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME
JUST SOME FREAKS MADE UP FROM JIMMY!
AND WHEN BLOGGIRLS READ US
THEY JUST WANT TO MEET US
EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT LIVING!
Fang: Sure!
NONEXISTENT CHARACTERS ARE
ALWAYS SEXY, DUH!
Both: YOU AND ME—
CRAAAAZY BLOGGIRLS!
MAKING THE WORLD A STALKER PLACE
MAKING THE WORLD A FANGY PLACE
MAKING THE WORLD AN IGGY PLACE
TO SQUEE!
Iggy:S-E-X-Y-H-O-T-M-U-T-A-N-T's!
A/N: I stole the line "to squee" from PandaFireMcMango of the RENT fandom. But the rest of this was mine... XD crazy bloggirls. Le sigh. This is to "Schadenfreude" from Ave. Q.
–Steph.
