It was a normal morning in Sakamaki house. Shuu was lying on the couch, Reiji was in his lab, Ayato again stole Teddy from Kanato and running with it at house, Laito persuaded Subaru that they play darts and Karlheinz and Cordelia were in their room, the better that no one knows what they are doing. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !" That was yelling from the kitchen. All descended down.

"What's that noise?" Shuu asks with his normal boring voice.

"What on earth is going on here?" Request Reiji strictly.

"It's gone! No!" Ayato was screaming and running around in the kitchen. Laito caught him by the shoulders. But he was still crazy. "Ayato-kun, calm down. What's gone?"

"T-takoyaki !" He cried.

"And that is why you yell so much !?" Subaru shouted angrily.

"Yes, where is the problem?" Reiji asked. "We have pancakes, eat it."

"Ore-Sama should eat what Ore-Sama wants to. And it's takoyaki." Ayato retorted.

"Then make takoyaki and stop shouting because Kanato will start crying." Shuu said and walked away.

"Ore-Sama does not cook for him, others cook for him."

"Then tell that to somebody because I will not do stupid takoyaki." Subaru says so he, Reiji and Kanato leave the room. There remained only Ayato and Laito.

"Oi! Laito-kun, cook takoyaki." Ayato orders.

"Sorry, Ayato-kun, but I'm busy, I have to go watch porn in my room. Ask mom to cook takoyaki. You always loved her takoyaki."

"I will not ask anything that woman!" Ayato cried.

Laito shrugged. "Okay, it's your problem, you have fun cooking alone." He laughed.

"Shit!" Ayato muttered.

Lunch...

All Sakamaki folks were sitting at the table. For the head of the table was sitting Karlheinz, with his right side was Cordelia, beside her Ayato (against his will), beside him Laito and beside him Kanato. With Karlheinz'es left was Shuu, Reiji beside him and beside him Subaru. "You made a good lunch, Reiji." Karlheinz said. Reiji felt like he got a gift that he wanted all his life. Praise from Karlheinz. But he never praised his lunch. He rarely was in the house. But he was all day was kinda weird, kinda happy. What could make Karlheinz so happy? Reiji wondered. He looked at the others. They were all staring at Karlheinz and Cordelia, they were unusually happy. "And, what's going on with you guys?" Laito asked with a smile, looking at his parents.

"What do you mean, Latio?" Cordelia asked.

"You are happy all day Mother." Kanato said, and looked at Teddy. "Is not that right, Teddy?"

"I'll tell them." Karl said.

"To say what? I'm more angry from ignorance." Suabru complains.

"Okay, sons ... You will get a new brother."

"What!?" All loudly yelled. Well, all except Shuu.

"Aaah, too loud." He complains.

"Wait, wait, wait," Ayato said and turned to Cordelia. "You're pregnant ?!"

"No, Ayato, your father is pregnant. Of course, but who else can be but I ?!"

"It's a great mother." Kanato said. It seems that he was the only one happy. And maybe Laito. Shuu only twitched, Reiji looked like he was thinking about something and Subaru had normal angry facial expressions.

"Then we have a lot of work." Reiji said. "We have a month to prepare everything for the baby (a vampire pregnancy lasts for a month because I am lazy to write nine months) we have to decide when it will begin to learn, to read, to write, we need to record the height, the development of the brain ..."

"Blablablablablablabalbla ..." Laito interrupted Reiji. "I just want to buy some cute baby clothes." He laughed. "Maybe something pink."

"Yuck, pink." Ayato says. "We have to decide the name. Maybe ... A.J. Ayato Junior."

"This is a stupid topic." Shuu said. "We must decide what music it will listen to."

"Or something more important ..." Kanato says. "It needs to get its Teddy."

"Tch. You make no sence." Subaru said. "Oh, really," said Ayato and take takoyaki from his plate and threw it at Subaru. He craziness as the bead fell off his face. "You want to play ?! Well!" He said, and took the mashed potatoes and throw it, but did not hit Ayato than Laito in his cap. Shuu gave a faint smile. Laito has picked up what was left on his cap and hits Shuu. Shuu take meat and hits Kanato instead Laito. Kanato took the whole plate of lettuce and hits Reiji. So all set to shoot. Even Shuu and Reiji. "Is not it beautiful our family, Karl?" Coredelia asked and put her head on his shoulder.

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