Author's Note: OK, I understand all the Spidey fans enjoyed when the Goblin died and Spidey won *sigh* I, for one, was devastated. I always root for the villain. And technically, the Goblin won! Well, could've would've should've. Here's my alternate ending where the Goblin skips the corny supervillain crap and cuts to the death of the hero.

Disclaimer: I don't own Spiderman. I don't own the Green Goblin. *sob* I'm working on a plan to get enough money to buy Willem Dafoe. (wink, Cleo....)




How the Green Goblin Won the Movie





Peter watched in shock as the Green Goblin crashed through the wall of Jameson's office and grabbed the newspaper editor around the neck. Without a backward glance, he ran to the nearest window, stripping off his outer clothes as he ran. Fortunately, everyone else was distracted by the green armored lunatic trying to kill the editor in chief.

Peter slipped out the window, mask and costume in place, and skittered across the wall to the new hole in Jameson's office wall. Words met his ears.

"....don't know who he is, this stuff comes in the mail!"

"You're lying!"

Spiderman hung down in front of the window. The Goblin's back was to him. "Set him down, tough guy," Spiderman called in his best superhero voice.

The Goblin "set him down", throwing Jameson into the ground, and spun to face his upside down foe. "Speak of the devil!" he called in maniacal delight.

Jameson sat up rubbing his throat, but was still able to shout, "Spiderman! I knew you two were in this together! I – "

One of Spidey's webs found it's way onto Jameson's mouth, silencing him for once. "Hey kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a moment, huh?"

The Goblin chuckled and smoke began spraying from his wrists. "Sleeeeep," he hissed to Spiderman.

Peter gasped in the smoke by surprise, and tried to push it out of his lungs, but it was too late. His head began swimming, and he fell from the wall, unable to stay conscious. The Goblin immediately began descent to catch Spiderman, scoop him up, and take him up into the sky.

Landing on a building a few blocks away, the Goblin dropped Spiderman and leapt off his glider. He gripped Spiderman by the chin and roughly propped him up against the skylight. He ripped Spiderman's mask off and stepped back for a moment. "Peter Parker. What do you know," the Green Goblin said.

He snapped his neck and that was the end of Spiderman.