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It was a day just like any other. The weather was nice, the forest was calm, almost to calm for the likes of someone. That someone was Leixia. She hates calm. It throws her off from the violence and destruction she's used to. She finds the instinctual part of battle calming, meditative, even. Leixia is very beautiful despite her grim outlook on life. Waist length navy blue hair with natural black streaks, one green eye and one purple eye, hourglass figure, and pale, flawless skin. Not to mention her 34DD bust.
'Why the hell am I even here?' Leixia thought grimly. 'This world is so boring. Just a bunch of dramatic teenagers in this place called…. What was it? Wawanakwa, or something? Whatever, it's much to calm for me.' Leixia looked around to see if anyone was watching, which no one was. She closed her eyes and concentrated hard, and a ball of black fog formed in her hand. She threw it onto the ground and a portal appeared. "Wonder where I'm going to end up this time. Hopefully no place like this." She stepped into the portal and collapsed as usual.
When Leixia opened her eyes again, she saw 8 faces looking at her. Two of which were not human. There was a man with black hair, a scar under one eye, and a straw hat, a man with green hair with no emotion on his face, a woman with orange hair, a man with blond hair covering one eye and a weird mustache, a dude with a fucked up nose, a woman with a lighter shade of blue hair, a giant duck, and a living teddy bear? Whatever it was, it was adorable, though Lexia would never say that out loud. She had a reputation to uphold.
"SHE'S AWAKE!" The man in the straw hat screamed, provoking Leixia to punch him in the face, which she did. He flew backwards and she sat up. No sooner than she did, fucked-up mustache guy was kneeling in front of her with hearts in his eyes and his nose bleeding.
"You're so beautiful." He was staring at her face and his eyes were going all over her body, making her slap him. Hard.
"I like her already." Green-headed man said. "It's about time someone hit him. I'm just sorry it wasn't me."
"I'll let you get the next shot." Leixia winked. "Now, who the fuck are you all?"
"Oh!" Blue girl said. "I'm Vivi," She bowed, "That's Luffy", she pointed at straw hat. "Zoro," Green haired dude. "Sanji," Perverted mustache. "Nami," Ginger. "Ussop," Weird nose. "Tony, or Chopper," Teddy bear. "And this is Carue. He's my duck."
"Pleasure. Now, does anyone want to tell me where…"
"JOIN OUR CREW!" Luffy shouted. Leixia face palmed.
"No thanks. I don't play well with others. Now, as I was saying. Where a….."
"COME ON! IT'LL BE FUN!" Luffy interrupted her. Again. Not a smart idea. She punched him in the face. Again.
"Now." Leixia said in a tone that that said 'no one speak'. "Where. Am. I."
"We're in Alabasta." Vivi said. Leixia rolled her eyes. 'Well, that's totally helpful…' Leixia thought.
"Well, thanks for the help… I guess… But I have to go now. Bye bye." Leixia walked away swiftly, not want to spend another moment with these people… Things…. Whatever they are. She passed someone. A girl. She had waist length black hair, wearing a very 'proactive' outfit, brown eyes, C cup breasts… Disturbing smile. She was talking to herself. But Leixia, being the 'nice' person she is, decided to tell her about the complete idiots that were on that ship she just got off of.
"A word of warning." Leixia walked up the girl. "The people on that ship are complete idiots." She points to the Going Merry.
"Okay…. Wait! What's an idiot?! Is it edible?!"
"…Sure."
"OKAY! Have you seen my whistle!? It's silver."
"No."
"Oh… THERE IT IS! BYE BYE!" She runs off.
"….. What the fuck was that?" Leixia looked after her for a good few seconds, then shrugged her shoulders and walked away. 'What a total weirdo.' She thought. She continued walking and bumped into a young man with black hair under a slightly sagging hat, and a very defined chest. They both apologized at the same time and he walked away. He had a tattoo of a skull with a white mustache on it on top of a purple cross. He was handsome, but Leixia didn't really care. He was too nice. She liked a guy who wasn't afraid to take what he wanted. She continued walking though the strange town, and saw a ship with many men on it.
"Well. I hope the people on this ship aren't so insane…" She walked on.
