The Karasano volleyball team is at a training camp and eating dinner.
Tanaka "Bleh!! This is to salty!!"
Daichi "Tsukishima made it."
Everyone "That explains it."
Tsukki *offended dinosaur noise*
Hinata "Really? Mine isn't salty at all? Daddy can you pass it?"
Kageyama and Daichi both yeet Tsukishima across the table.
"Tsukki!!!!" Yamaguchi yells running over.
Sugawara "Wait… I understand why you reached for Tsukishima. He's a salty bastard. But why did both of you reach?!"
Daichi "Same reason everyone calls me Dadchi?"
"Cause you're the Dad and I'm the Mom of the team. Kageyama what's your excuse."
They look around "Where's Kageyama?"
Nishinoya "Don't know where he went but he reached cause he heard Shoyo say daddy and assumed he meant him. You know considering that Hinata always yells daddy during these training camps when we bunk with one other person."
Silence~~~
Daichi and Suga look at each other
"Asahi. You're in charge of the kids."
Asahi nods "Why am I in charge?"
"You're the oldest."
"Where are you two going?"
"To find Kageyama and Hinata."
Everyone "Oh god…"
"What's gonna happen?"
Daichi and Suga "They are so grounded!!"
Suga "Also!! Ennoshita!!!"
"Y-yes?"
"Take care of Tsukishima!! And help Asahi keep the kids under control!!"
He nods as the two storm out.
"Hinata and Kageyama are dead."
"Think they can wait till after the tournament? I mean that Freak Quick duo is our main offense. And Hinata's best decoy and Kageyama's the setter? I mean there's Suga but Suga can't do the freak Quick?"
"Hope they're okay…"
"ARE YOU TWO KIDDING?!?!?!"
"WE'RE SORRY!!! KAGEYAMA SAY SOMETHING!!!"
"S-SORRY!!! PLEASE DONT KICK US OUT OF THE CLUB!!!"
"WE CANT KICK YOU OUT WE NEED THAT FREAK QUICK TO FUCK WITH OUR OPPONENTS!!!"
"THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU TWO CAN START FUCKING EACH OTHER THOUGH!!!!"
Noya "They're Dead."
Tanaka "So dead."
Asahi "Why are you two like this…"
