Amongst the wreckage of a demolished terrain, we find the wicked witch Salem standing victorious over four exhausted and beaten huntresses. Ruby, Yang, Blake, and Weiss felt helpless in the presence of the ultimate evil as she began to cackle, then declared, "Well that was fun, I almost broke a sweat back there, but if you don't mind. I'd like to take these artifacts and take over the world... or destroy it or whatever who fucking cares. I'm a scary demon lady HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
After panting Yang submitted, "Well girls, looks like this is the end for us."
"It was nice knowing you all," Blake concurred.
"WAIT! Girls," Ruby announced, "I know what we can do. We can call him to fight her."
Weiss's eyes widened in anticipation, "Are you talking about our lord and savoir?"
"Oh yes I am, ladies let's bring out Harambe."
Salem shook in fear as she stuttered, "Har-Har-Har... Harambe?"
Yang stood up first rejoicing, "Oh yeah, let our powers combine." The blonde then proceeded to rub her hands across her legs, then to her stomach, and ending with her boobs as she leaned forward giving them a small squeeze and yelled, "SEX APPEAL!"
Blake got on all fours, closed her hands just enough to resemble paws, brought her right wrist close to her face and purred, "FURRY!"
Weiss stood tall, stance wide, with her left hand on her hip, head cocked to the left with a stoic face, and her right index finger pointed upward, arm straight forward as she hushed, "Sass."
Finally Ruby topped it off by holding two peace signs to her face, leaning her body to the left, with one eye winking as she chirped, "KAWAII!"
The clouds opened up with a bright light descending upon them and emerging from this grand light was the magnificent gorilla himself as he announced, "With your powers combined, I... am... HARAMBE!"
"GOOOO HARAMBE," Team RWBY cheered.
Salem growled, "I'm not scared of you, take this." The witch fired a massive red beam of energy.
The gorilla took the blast head on, as it had no effect on him. He laughed, "Nice try Salem. Now let me show you some real power. Kaaaaaaa... Meeeeeeeee..."
"No, NOOOOO!" Salem cried witnessing Harambe gathering an immense amount of energy.
"HAAAAAA, MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Harambe's pure energy shook the entire multiverse, a bit overkill, but with Salem you can't be too careful.
Knowing she stood no chance, the witch begged for her life, "I'm sorry, I won't hurt anyone ever again just please don't kill me."
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The gorilla unleashed a powerful blast that destroyed Salem to a microscopic level, leaving no trace of her left. The gorilla stood proud as the four ladies dove on him for a group hug.
"That was amazing Harambe," Blake cheered.
"Yeah, you really gave that bitch what she deserved," Weiss concurred.
"Hey ladies," Yang soothed, "Anyone up for an orgy with our lord and savior."
The other members of Team RWBY cheered in excitement with a distant "don't forget about us." There stood Cinder as she was with every waifu the RWBY series has.
The gorilla declared, "Don't worry ladies there's plenty of me for all of you."
However, before they could begin, a random faggot said, "Is this really a Harambe fic, like Harambe memes are so lame and old. He was just a fucking gorilla."
Harambe responded by throwing that turd into the sun and after he fucked all the bitches in Remnant, he turned to the readers and said "Deal with it."
THE END
