Uncomfortable Position

Chapter one : First day of a being a girl

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Iruka Umino, a simple minded teenaged boy, not much going on in his life, he went to a normal school, had normal parents, a stay at home mum and then a dad who worked in a office; he had normal friends, well some seemed a little weird, but trustworthy. Iruka seemed to be a pushed over, THAT's the reason why he had been in this uncomfortable position, he was wearing a dress, to be more specific, the girls uniform of Yondaime high, he was standing at the entrance of the school, his cheeks tinted pink and panic flashing in his big brown eyes. He turned his tanned head towards the wall at the front of the school, seeing his friends snickering and shooing him forward with their hands. A dark purple haired girl walked around the wall and started shoving Iruka forward when he wouldn't budge.

"A-Anko!! Stop"

"Look Iruka just do it! Your the only one who can do this!" Anko said while dragging the boy down the hall way of the school, people staring at this 'new girl' boys checking 'her' out.

"Couldn't you do it?" Iruka pleaded

"No! Look Iruka this girl hates me, so I can't befriend her" They stopped at a door named, 3-B, Iruka gulping, his legs were still burning from being waxed, he had bruises on his arms from Genma, Kotetsu and Raidou holding him down while Anko waxed his tanned legs.

"Ready Ruka?" Anko thought for a second "No I mean Rukia" Iruka let his head hang down, facing the ground, he was really going to cry any time soon, why the hell did he have to try and befriend this girl Kotetsu liked? He felt a firm pat on his back, before stumbling into the class room, every one turned to this new person in the room, boys smirking and checking 'her' out, girls whispering, smiling, they even started to walk towards Iruka until Anko soon joined after him. Them kind smiles turned to looks of disgust, Sighing slightly, Iruka let himself be guided to a seat in the middle row, slowly wishing that he hadn't been such an easy push over.

Genma, Kotetsu and Raido slowly started walking into the school hall way, feeling slightly bad for the brown haired boy, Genma sighed, looking at Raidou slyly, When Raidou turned to look at him, he quickly turned to face forward, blushing slightly, Raidou simply smiled and stopped at, 3-B.

"Kotetsu!!" all three boy's turned around to see Izumo running towards them, Kotetsu trying not to look excited to see the boys face, mentally slapping himself, repeating I ain't gay, I ain't gay! In his head.

"Yo Izumo" Kotetsu gave a hand of recognition, Genma doing the same, Raido smiling, When the other boy slowly caught up, he put his hands in his pocket and smirked, making Kotetsu's heart race,

"Did I miss Iru-Rukia?" he gave a throaty laugh, Genma shifted slightly pointing to the door they had stopped at.

"Nah, nah, we are just about to go 'introduce' ourselves"

"Genma wants to tease poor Iruka" Raidou said

"Yeah but its Kotetsu's fault, if he could just have the courage to get to know the girl himself-"

"Okay I get it! But I can't okay!" Kotetsu said with an annoyed expression stuck on his face, he was only saying he liked this girl because he was trying to convince himself he was straight, but he didn't think Iruka would really be convinced to dress up like a girl.

"I'm sure she would like you Kotetsu" Izumo said nicely "So Ladies should we enter?" Genma scoffed

"I think Iruka is the only 'Lady' out of all of us" Raido laughed, slowly walking into the class room.

Anko smirked, all the girls grew silent from their gossiping about the new girl and how to get her away from Anko, to stare at the boys walking into the room all smug, Genma strolling in, winking at one of the girls, Raidou smirking leaning against the wall, Izumo saying ' hey' to a few girls and Kotetsu pretending to be staring at Chi Chi, the girl he's meant to have a huge crush on. They all turned to Anko and Iruka, who was as ripe as a tomato, sitting there glaring at them all, Anko laughing quietly.

"Well, well I heard from some people they saw a cute new girl walking down the hall towards this class room" Genma paused, staring at Iruka who's eyebrows were twitching,

"Guess they were right" he winked and smirked at said 'girl' fueling the fire he had started, the other girls in the room gasping and staring at Iruka and Genma.

"May I know your name sweetheart?" Iruka felt like throwing his chair at the boy, he knew Genma wanted to hear his girls voice, clearing his throat slightly, giving off a sweet aura, he spoke:

"My names Rukia" Genma went wide eyed, if he never knew that it was Iruka he would have sworn it was a very cute girl, Raidou nearly slipped off the wall, thinking the same thing, Kotetsu's mouth was a gape, Anko smirking, Izumo was just frozen.

"What a lovely name"

"Hmm? Genma?" Everyone turned towards the new presents in the room, a silver haired teen, wearing black tight skinny jeans, a black jumper and he had one head phone in his ear, his eyebrow lifting at Genma, Anko blushed.

"Yo Kakashi, your not wearing your uniform again?"

"Meh...to much hassle really" Genma laughed "So whats a lovely name?" Izumo got off the wall and walked up to Kakashi, pointing towards Iruka

"Rukia, the new girl" Kakashi slowly lifted his bored expression to meet the person Izumo was pointing towards, his eyes widened, looking at this brown haired beauty.

"Nice to meet you Rukia, I'm Kakashi" Iruka nodded, trying to act shy so he didn't have to talk as much.

"Hey Ka-Ka-Shi" Anko sounded out seductively, Kakashi shivered and put up his hand as a greeting and walked over to his desk.

The bell had rung throughout the school, the boys staring at the loudspeaker it was coming from,

"Well Rukia, guess I'll see you around school" Genma winked and strolled out of the room, Izumo, Kotetsu and Raidou following. Anko nudged Iruka who was shaking with anger, looking a little sorry for the poor boy, but she had to admit, he was a very attractive girl, Chi Chi walked over slowly towards Iruka, glaring at the wild haired girl sitting next to him.

"Hello Rukia, was it?" she said sweetly, Anko just scoffing mumbling something like 'As if you didn't hear her from before' Chi Chi smiling sickly, Iruka nodded "Bit shy? Ah don't worry, my names Chi Chi Akimashu and well no offense to Anko, but she isn't the best girl to hang around with!" Iruka was beginning to wonder why Kotetsu even liked this girl, what did he see in her? Chi Chi obviously didn't make a very good first impression.

"Rukia would you like to come sit with us?" Iruka turned to Anko, who simply just nodded, pretending to care trying to make Chi Chi feel like she had won, but in reality Anko had won because she knew Iruka was a guy, laughing secretly in her mind, Anko smirked.

"Okay" Iruka said quietly, getting up and walking over to Chi Chi's lot, Kakashi's bored eyes staring intently at the brown haired girl crossing the room.

Iruka was about to explode, the things these girls talked about was just....boring! Now he understood why Anko never got on with them, all they seemed to talk about was BOYS, or sex or random crap. Turning slowly to look over at Anko, a saddened expression appearing slowly.

I wonder if Anko likes any boys? She never brings that stuff up.

"-ukia" a hand appeared infront of his vision, flinching he snapped his head to turn to the pale hands owner.

"Ah Chi Chi sorry, I was in a daze" Iruka said quietly, Chi Chi smiled warmly, reminding Iruka of a squishy animal, maybe one of them crazy squirrels off of South Park, chuckling lightly, trying not to sound manly, Chi Chi rose a perfectly shaped eye brow.

"What's so funny.." Iruka panicked he couldn't tell the girl he thought she looked like a crazed squirrel, can he?

"Ah Chi Chi, I just thought you was very cute, when you smile like that" receiving a weird look Iruka mentally slapped himself, now the girl might think I'm a lesbian.

"Ah Thank you, Rukia" Chi Chi blushed, a big busted, blood red headed girl walked over and sat on the desk infront of Iruka.

"Rukia-chan, you know how lucky you were to have Genma to talk to you?" Iruka frowned, why, was Genma popular with the ladies?

"I-I am?" his voice came out more of a stutter than a signal of confusion, the red haired girl giggled,

"Yeah, you see Genma's a real ladies man, he's extremely popular with boys and girls"

"Really?" Iruka wasn't just playing along, he was generally just asking, through out being childhood friends with Genma, he never thought he was popular, he seemed to hang around in Iruka's group alot of the time, well Iruka wouldn't always hand around with them, most of the time he would hang around with Anko, he was very protective over her, she was like a sister.

"Yeah! Genma is so mysterious and flirty, always acting cool and collected, his hair is nice all the time, he chews on that metal stick-"

"Senbon?" Iruka cut in, the red head nodding and continuing,

"Yeah, the Senbon, he looks so good in his black uniform! And he's only few who Kakashi talks to" Iruka turned to face the silver haired boy, before his head got yanked to face the red head once more "RUKIA! Don't make it obvious!" Iruka looked a little scared, this red head had man strength, if she tightened her grip any more, she could break his jaw!

"So..What about them other boys? Whats their names?" Iruka asked, playing along with the new 'girl' act.

"Well, the one who was leaning on the wall is called Raidou, the one with the black hair and the black headband wrapped around his forehead, keeping his black bangs out of his face, is Kotetsu, the one who is wearing a blue bandana just like Genma, but having it tied at the back is called Izumo" Iruka nodded,trying to looking interested,but finding it hard.

"Ah!" Iruka spoke loudly, making the red head and Chi Chi and the other annoying females jump in surprise "Kotetsu, he seemed very nice" he turned to face Chi Chi, who was giving him a sly smirk,

"Rukia do you have a crush on Kotetsu?" Iruka started sweating, what should he say? Yes and maybe piss of these girls or say no and get nowhere? "It's okay, he's alright,but I think he may be gay-" Iruka froze, his eyes growing huge, completely shocked, Kotetsu GAY? "Ah Rukia? Are you a homophobe?"

"N-No, I mean my, F-Friend is gay, but what makes you think he's gay?"

"Well, he looks at Izumo all the time"

"Especially when Izumo isn't looking right Chi Chi?" The red head cut in

"Yeah Aiko, Oh and I've seen him blush when looking at Izumo!" Chi Chi finished, Iruka was stunned.

"Wait, for you girls to know all this, you two would have to be watching Kotetsu alot right?" from their nervous looks, Iruka could tell he hit the nail on the head.

"W-Well...we do have a crush on Kotetsu" Iruka smiled, thinking VICTORY! But he knew his little mission was far from done.

"I see, well how about I go and befriend Kotetsu?" Both girls looked at Iruka and then at themselves, as if they were thinking it between them both, sending signals through their eyes, oh how Iruka hated girls being able to do that.

"H-How?" came the unison of the two blushing girls,

"Well Genma mentioned seeing me around, so I figured that by hanging around with Genma I'm bound to befriend Kotetsu and find out if he's gay and interested in either one of you"

"I don't know Rukia, what do you think Aiko?" the big busted girl pondered for a minute.

"No harm in trying right? I mean we would try ourselves but there is always that embarrassing rejection, and then rumors would be spread" Iruka had no idea what they were talking about, but if it gave him an excuse to still hang around with his friends he didn't care.

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