[Dracochik] Okay everyone! We're all going to make a funny Harry Potter/Spiderman crossover parody thing!!!
[Harry] This cant be good...
[Dracochik] Hmmm...Harry, you are Spiderman.
[Harry] WHY?? Why do I always hafta be the hero?! LEAVE ME ALONE!! *runs off crying.*
[Dracochik] OOOOK....Ron, you can be Spiderman.
[Ron] WHY?!?! I HATE SPIDERS!!!
[Dracochik] Too bad, so sad. I hate spiders too, but you dont see me crying about it.
[Fred] *throws spider at Dracochik*
[Dracochik] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Crushes spider with an anvil.*
[Fred] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Dracochik] *Hits Fred with an anvil.*
[Everyone] Ow thats gotta hurt...
[Dracochik] NOW...IF ANYONE DISAGREES WITH ME FROM NOW ON THEY'LL MEET MR. ANVIL! GOT IT?!?!?!
[Everyone] *nod their heads*
[Dracochik] Good. Now that thats cleared up, I'll give the rest of you your parts. Draco dearest, you can be Flash Thompson.
[Draco] YAY! IM EVIL!!!
[Dracochik] Anything for you, my husband!
[Draco] Im not your husband.
[Dracochik] *Holds up the anvil*
[Draco] I LOVE YOU DRACOCHIK!
[Dracochik] Thanks more like it. Anyway...who would like to be Mary Jane Watson?
[Ginny] ME!! OH PLEASE ME!!! IM A RED HEAD JUST LIKE HER!! I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE PART!!!
[Dracochik] Yes...If you wanna kiss your brother upside down in the rain.
[Ginny] Nevermind...
[Hermoine] I'll take the part. Besides, the name 'Watson' is so appealing and sounds so familiar.
[Dracochik] Emma Watson.
[Hermoine] Who is this "Emma Watson"??
[Dracochik] Nevermind Bushyhead. You're Mary Jane Watson. Lucius Malfoy, you can be Mr. Osborn.
[Lucius] Who said I was going to be in this charade?
[Dracochik] I did, my dear father-in-law.
[Lucius] Father-in law? Why thats preposturous!
[Dracochik] *Holds up anvil again*
[Lucius] Papa is here!
[Dracochik] *smiles evilly* Harry shall be Harry Osborn, Spiderman's best friend!!
[Harry] *stops crying* WHAT??!!! MALFOY IS MY FATHER???
[Lucius] Yes Harry...I AM YOUR FATHER!
[Dracochik] OH PLEASE dont start that whole star wars thing. Anyway...Crabbe and Goyle can be Flash's friends.
[Crabbe and Goyle] DUUUH....
[Dracochik] Mr. and Mrs. Dursley can be Aunt May and Uncle Ben. And I'll assign the other Harry Potter characters with their
parts while we go through the story.
[Uncle Vernon] Why are we involved in this mess?
[Dracochik] Because I will enjoy seeing you die.
[Aunt Petunia] DIE?? DIE?!?!?! My dear husband will die?
[Dracochik] If you give me a cookie maybe he'll live.
[Aunt Petunia] But I dont have a cookie! My dear Dudderkins ate them all!
[Dracochik] THEN YOU ALL SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!! LET THE MOVIE BEGIN!!
*Silence*
[Dracochik] I said LET THE MOVIE BEGIN!
*Silence*
[Dracochik] GRR...RON!!! *Glares at Ron who is now looking into a mirror and counting the freckles on his face.
[Ron] what???
[Dracochik] GOSH! READ THIS CARD!! *passes Ron a card*
[Ron] Hmm ok...'Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody
said it was a happy little tale...if somebody told you I was just an average, ordinary guy, not a care in the world...somebody
lied.' GOSH THIS IS SOOO CORNY!
[Dracochik] Its what Peter Parker says in the beginning of the movie, so READ!!! OR I'LL GET MY ANVIL!!
[Ron] *whimpers like a little girl* fine...'But let me assure you, this, like any story worth telling, is all about a girl.
That girl. *camera points at Hermoine* The girl next door. Mary Jane Wa--
[Dracochik]Just say Hermoine.
[Ron] OKOK! 'Hermoine Granger! The girl I've loved since before I even liked girls.' Wait a second! I dont love Hermoine and
I've always like girls!
[Dracochik] *Hits Ron with the anvil*
[Ron] OOOOUUCH!!! OKOKOK!!! I LOVE HER!!
[Dracochik] Keep going.
[Ron] I'm finished reading the card. Now what?
[Dracochik] Chase after the school bus.
[Ron] which one??
[Dracochik] That one over there!!
[Ron] *chases after the bus* STOP THE BUS!!! STOP THE BUS!! I NEED A RIDE BECAUSE IM TOO CHEAP TO BUY A NICE
CAR TO SHOW TO HOT CHICKS!!
*Bus Driver ignores Ron and keeps driving*
[Hermoine] Stop the bus you creten! Let the loser on or I shall cast a powerful hex upon you!
[Dracochik] You dont have magical powers in this story.
[Hermoine]SSHHH! DONT TELL HIM THAT! HE MIGHT BELIEVE ME AND STOP THE BUS!!!
[Ron] YOU CALLED ME A LOSER!!
[Hermoine] *Ignores Ron* Just let him on.
[Dracochik] But its soo much fun to watch him chase after us! Look at him go!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT LOSER!!
[Bus Driver] *Nods in agreement.*
[Hermoine] DO IT! OR I SHALL FORCE YOU TO READ!
[Dracochik] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! FINE!! STOP THE BUS!!
[Bus Driver] What a way to ruin the fun...*stops the bus*
[Ron] *gets into the bus*
[Passenger #1] Dont sit by me, loser!
[Ron] Move over.
[P #1] no.
[Ron] yes.
[P #1] no.
[Ron] yes.
[Dracochik] Dont move over, Passenger #1. You might get freckles.
[Ron] But freckles arent contagous!
[Dracochik] They are in this story. Why do you think people dont get near you?
[P #2] Just get moving freckles!
[Ron] *walks angrilly down the bus aisle, searching for a seat. He sees Draco with his arm around Hermoine and stops*
[Dracochik] Keep walking.
[Ron] No. If I keep going i'll get tripped.
[Dracochik] What?
[Ron] I SAW THE MOVIE! Peter Parker gets tripped by Flash Thompson's friend!
[Dracochik] So what? Thats sooo funny! *pushes him down the aisle of the bus and he gets tripped by Crabbe.*
[Ron] OUCH!
[Dracochik] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *points at Ron* HAHAHAHAHAHA! EVERYONE LAUGH WITH ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Everyone] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Bus stops and everyone starts getting off.*
[Ron] Dracochik is going to kill me.
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HEHEHE...that was sooo much fun!! Hope you all like it~ I'll write another chapter as soon as I can, but only if people like it.
PLEASE REVIEW!! AND YOU'LL GET ONE OF AUNT PETUNIA'S COOKIES!!!
...:::[-=DrAcOchiK=-]:::...
[Harry] This cant be good...
[Dracochik] Hmmm...Harry, you are Spiderman.
[Harry] WHY?? Why do I always hafta be the hero?! LEAVE ME ALONE!! *runs off crying.*
[Dracochik] OOOOK....Ron, you can be Spiderman.
[Ron] WHY?!?! I HATE SPIDERS!!!
[Dracochik] Too bad, so sad. I hate spiders too, but you dont see me crying about it.
[Fred] *throws spider at Dracochik*
[Dracochik] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Crushes spider with an anvil.*
[Fred] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Dracochik] *Hits Fred with an anvil.*
[Everyone] Ow thats gotta hurt...
[Dracochik] NOW...IF ANYONE DISAGREES WITH ME FROM NOW ON THEY'LL MEET MR. ANVIL! GOT IT?!?!?!
[Everyone] *nod their heads*
[Dracochik] Good. Now that thats cleared up, I'll give the rest of you your parts. Draco dearest, you can be Flash Thompson.
[Draco] YAY! IM EVIL!!!
[Dracochik] Anything for you, my husband!
[Draco] Im not your husband.
[Dracochik] *Holds up the anvil*
[Draco] I LOVE YOU DRACOCHIK!
[Dracochik] Thanks more like it. Anyway...who would like to be Mary Jane Watson?
[Ginny] ME!! OH PLEASE ME!!! IM A RED HEAD JUST LIKE HER!! I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE PART!!!
[Dracochik] Yes...If you wanna kiss your brother upside down in the rain.
[Ginny] Nevermind...
[Hermoine] I'll take the part. Besides, the name 'Watson' is so appealing and sounds so familiar.
[Dracochik] Emma Watson.
[Hermoine] Who is this "Emma Watson"??
[Dracochik] Nevermind Bushyhead. You're Mary Jane Watson. Lucius Malfoy, you can be Mr. Osborn.
[Lucius] Who said I was going to be in this charade?
[Dracochik] I did, my dear father-in-law.
[Lucius] Father-in law? Why thats preposturous!
[Dracochik] *Holds up anvil again*
[Lucius] Papa is here!
[Dracochik] *smiles evilly* Harry shall be Harry Osborn, Spiderman's best friend!!
[Harry] *stops crying* WHAT??!!! MALFOY IS MY FATHER???
[Lucius] Yes Harry...I AM YOUR FATHER!
[Dracochik] OH PLEASE dont start that whole star wars thing. Anyway...Crabbe and Goyle can be Flash's friends.
[Crabbe and Goyle] DUUUH....
[Dracochik] Mr. and Mrs. Dursley can be Aunt May and Uncle Ben. And I'll assign the other Harry Potter characters with their
parts while we go through the story.
[Uncle Vernon] Why are we involved in this mess?
[Dracochik] Because I will enjoy seeing you die.
[Aunt Petunia] DIE?? DIE?!?!?! My dear husband will die?
[Dracochik] If you give me a cookie maybe he'll live.
[Aunt Petunia] But I dont have a cookie! My dear Dudderkins ate them all!
[Dracochik] THEN YOU ALL SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!! LET THE MOVIE BEGIN!!
*Silence*
[Dracochik] I said LET THE MOVIE BEGIN!
*Silence*
[Dracochik] GRR...RON!!! *Glares at Ron who is now looking into a mirror and counting the freckles on his face.
[Ron] what???
[Dracochik] GOSH! READ THIS CARD!! *passes Ron a card*
[Ron] Hmm ok...'Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody
said it was a happy little tale...if somebody told you I was just an average, ordinary guy, not a care in the world...somebody
lied.' GOSH THIS IS SOOO CORNY!
[Dracochik] Its what Peter Parker says in the beginning of the movie, so READ!!! OR I'LL GET MY ANVIL!!
[Ron] *whimpers like a little girl* fine...'But let me assure you, this, like any story worth telling, is all about a girl.
That girl. *camera points at Hermoine* The girl next door. Mary Jane Wa--
[Dracochik]Just say Hermoine.
[Ron] OKOK! 'Hermoine Granger! The girl I've loved since before I even liked girls.' Wait a second! I dont love Hermoine and
I've always like girls!
[Dracochik] *Hits Ron with the anvil*
[Ron] OOOOUUCH!!! OKOKOK!!! I LOVE HER!!
[Dracochik] Keep going.
[Ron] I'm finished reading the card. Now what?
[Dracochik] Chase after the school bus.
[Ron] which one??
[Dracochik] That one over there!!
[Ron] *chases after the bus* STOP THE BUS!!! STOP THE BUS!! I NEED A RIDE BECAUSE IM TOO CHEAP TO BUY A NICE
CAR TO SHOW TO HOT CHICKS!!
*Bus Driver ignores Ron and keeps driving*
[Hermoine] Stop the bus you creten! Let the loser on or I shall cast a powerful hex upon you!
[Dracochik] You dont have magical powers in this story.
[Hermoine]SSHHH! DONT TELL HIM THAT! HE MIGHT BELIEVE ME AND STOP THE BUS!!!
[Ron] YOU CALLED ME A LOSER!!
[Hermoine] *Ignores Ron* Just let him on.
[Dracochik] But its soo much fun to watch him chase after us! Look at him go!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT LOSER!!
[Bus Driver] *Nods in agreement.*
[Hermoine] DO IT! OR I SHALL FORCE YOU TO READ!
[Dracochik] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! FINE!! STOP THE BUS!!
[Bus Driver] What a way to ruin the fun...*stops the bus*
[Ron] *gets into the bus*
[Passenger #1] Dont sit by me, loser!
[Ron] Move over.
[P #1] no.
[Ron] yes.
[P #1] no.
[Ron] yes.
[Dracochik] Dont move over, Passenger #1. You might get freckles.
[Ron] But freckles arent contagous!
[Dracochik] They are in this story. Why do you think people dont get near you?
[P #2] Just get moving freckles!
[Ron] *walks angrilly down the bus aisle, searching for a seat. He sees Draco with his arm around Hermoine and stops*
[Dracochik] Keep walking.
[Ron] No. If I keep going i'll get tripped.
[Dracochik] What?
[Ron] I SAW THE MOVIE! Peter Parker gets tripped by Flash Thompson's friend!
[Dracochik] So what? Thats sooo funny! *pushes him down the aisle of the bus and he gets tripped by Crabbe.*
[Ron] OUCH!
[Dracochik] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *points at Ron* HAHAHAHAHAHA! EVERYONE LAUGH WITH ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Everyone] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Bus stops and everyone starts getting off.*
[Ron] Dracochik is going to kill me.
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HEHEHE...that was sooo much fun!! Hope you all like it~ I'll write another chapter as soon as I can, but only if people like it.
PLEASE REVIEW!! AND YOU'LL GET ONE OF AUNT PETUNIA'S COOKIES!!!
...:::[-=DrAcOchiK=-]:::...
