[Dracochik] Okay everyone! We're all going to make a funny Harry Potter/Spiderman crossover parody thing!!!

[Harry] This cant be good...

[Dracochik] Hmmm...Harry, you are Spiderman.

[Harry] WHY?? Why do I always hafta be the hero?! LEAVE ME ALONE!! *runs off crying.*

[Dracochik] OOOOK....Ron, you can be Spiderman.

[Ron] WHY?!?! I HATE SPIDERS!!!

[Dracochik] Too bad, so sad. I hate spiders too, but you dont see me crying about it.

[Fred] *throws spider at Dracochik*

[Dracochik] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Crushes spider with an anvil.*

[Fred] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dracochik] *Hits Fred with an anvil.*

[Everyone] Ow thats gotta hurt...

[Dracochik] NOW...IF ANYONE DISAGREES WITH ME FROM NOW ON THEY'LL MEET MR. ANVIL! GOT IT?!?!?!

[Everyone] *nod their heads*

[Dracochik] Good. Now that thats cleared up, I'll give the rest of you your parts. Draco dearest, you can be Flash Thompson.

[Draco] YAY! IM EVIL!!!

[Dracochik] Anything for you, my husband!

[Draco] Im not your husband.

[Dracochik] *Holds up the anvil*

[Draco] I LOVE YOU DRACOCHIK!

[Dracochik] Thanks more like it. Anyway...who would like to be Mary Jane Watson?

[Ginny] ME!! OH PLEASE ME!!! IM A RED HEAD JUST LIKE HER!! I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE PART!!!

[Dracochik] Yes...If you wanna kiss your brother upside down in the rain.

[Ginny] Nevermind...

[Hermoine] I'll take the part. Besides, the name 'Watson' is so appealing and sounds so familiar.

[Dracochik] Emma Watson.

[Hermoine] Who is this "Emma Watson"??

[Dracochik] Nevermind Bushyhead. You're Mary Jane Watson. Lucius Malfoy, you can be Mr. Osborn.

[Lucius] Who said I was going to be in this charade?

[Dracochik] I did, my dear father-in-law.

[Lucius] Father-in law? Why thats preposturous!

[Dracochik] *Holds up anvil again*

[Lucius] Papa is here!

[Dracochik] *smiles evilly* Harry shall be Harry Osborn, Spiderman's best friend!!

[Harry] *stops crying* WHAT??!!! MALFOY IS MY FATHER???

[Lucius] Yes Harry...I AM YOUR FATHER!

[Dracochik] OH PLEASE dont start that whole star wars thing. Anyway...Crabbe and Goyle can be Flash's friends.

[Crabbe and Goyle] DUUUH....

[Dracochik] Mr. and Mrs. Dursley can be Aunt May and Uncle Ben. And I'll assign the other Harry Potter characters with their

parts while we go through the story.

[Uncle Vernon] Why are we involved in this mess?

[Dracochik] Because I will enjoy seeing you die.

[Aunt Petunia] DIE?? DIE?!?!?! My dear husband will die?

[Dracochik] If you give me a cookie maybe he'll live.

[Aunt Petunia] But I dont have a cookie! My dear Dudderkins ate them all!

[Dracochik] THEN YOU ALL SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!! LET THE MOVIE BEGIN!!

*Silence*

[Dracochik] I said LET THE MOVIE BEGIN!

*Silence*

[Dracochik] GRR...RON!!! *Glares at Ron who is now looking into a mirror and counting the freckles on his face.

[Ron] what???

[Dracochik] GOSH! READ THIS CARD!! *passes Ron a card*

[Ron] Hmm ok...'Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody

said it was a happy little tale...if somebody told you I was just an average, ordinary guy, not a care in the world...somebody

lied.' GOSH THIS IS SOOO CORNY!

[Dracochik] Its what Peter Parker says in the beginning of the movie, so READ!!! OR I'LL GET MY ANVIL!!

[Ron] *whimpers like a little girl* fine...'But let me assure you, this, like any story worth telling, is all about a girl.

That girl. *camera points at Hermoine* The girl next door. Mary Jane Wa--

[Dracochik]Just say Hermoine.

[Ron] OKOK! 'Hermoine Granger! The girl I've loved since before I even liked girls.' Wait a second! I dont love Hermoine and

I've always like girls!

[Dracochik] *Hits Ron with the anvil*

[Ron] OOOOUUCH!!! OKOKOK!!! I LOVE HER!!

[Dracochik] Keep going.

[Ron] I'm finished reading the card. Now what?

[Dracochik] Chase after the school bus.

[Ron] which one??

[Dracochik] That one over there!!

[Ron] *chases after the bus* STOP THE BUS!!! STOP THE BUS!! I NEED A RIDE BECAUSE IM TOO CHEAP TO BUY A NICE

CAR TO SHOW TO HOT CHICKS!!

*Bus Driver ignores Ron and keeps driving*

[Hermoine] Stop the bus you creten! Let the loser on or I shall cast a powerful hex upon you!

[Dracochik] You dont have magical powers in this story.

[Hermoine]SSHHH! DONT TELL HIM THAT! HE MIGHT BELIEVE ME AND STOP THE BUS!!!

[Ron] YOU CALLED ME A LOSER!!

[Hermoine] *Ignores Ron* Just let him on.

[Dracochik] But its soo much fun to watch him chase after us! Look at him go!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT LOSER!!

[Bus Driver] *Nods in agreement.*

[Hermoine] DO IT! OR I SHALL FORCE YOU TO READ!

[Dracochik] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! FINE!! STOP THE BUS!!

[Bus Driver] What a way to ruin the fun...*stops the bus*

[Ron] *gets into the bus*

[Passenger #1] Dont sit by me, loser!

[Ron] Move over.

[P #1] no.

[Ron] yes.

[P #1] no.

[Ron] yes.

[Dracochik] Dont move over, Passenger #1. You might get freckles.

[Ron] But freckles arent contagous!

[Dracochik] They are in this story. Why do you think people dont get near you?

[P #2] Just get moving freckles!

[Ron] *walks angrilly down the bus aisle, searching for a seat. He sees Draco with his arm around Hermoine and stops*

[Dracochik] Keep walking.

[Ron] No. If I keep going i'll get tripped.

[Dracochik] What?

[Ron] I SAW THE MOVIE! Peter Parker gets tripped by Flash Thompson's friend!

[Dracochik] So what? Thats sooo funny! *pushes him down the aisle of the bus and he gets tripped by Crabbe.*

[Ron] OUCH!

[Dracochik] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *points at Ron* HAHAHAHAHAHA! EVERYONE LAUGH WITH ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Everyone] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Bus stops and everyone starts getting off.*

[Ron] Dracochik is going to kill me.

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HEHEHE...that was sooo much fun!! Hope you all like it~ I'll write another chapter as soon as I can, but only if people like it.

PLEASE REVIEW!! AND YOU'LL GET ONE OF AUNT PETUNIA'S COOKIES!!!

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