A/N: this is just a little silly thing I thought of after I read on tvtropes that every seven-man-group gets shoehorned into the seven deadly sins sooner or later
I won't tell you which sin is which, but it shouldn't be too hard to find out
Flash was having a lazy day.
Not just lazy compared to how he usually was, or to how life of a superhero went, or even to how the day of an average person went, no, he was being lazy by all standards.
In fact he was lying on his couch, eating grapes and listening to some random radio channel because he had been too lazy to actually search for one.
He had set his alarm clock for eight o'clock the next morning and until then he was just going to slack off.
He may have been the fastest man alive but he took the time to stare mindlessly at each individual grape at least for a minute before he actually ate it. It just took that long for his brain to realize that he was holding food, but it was alright, that was part of having a slow day: being slow.
"And now from the cute Lan Feng, who is only six years old, Für Elise", said the radio.
Soft tunes filled the room.
What was that instrument again? The one with the many keys?
Flash thought for a moment.
An organ? No, that was the one with the pipes on top.
He thought for another moment, but then he decided not to bother.
The fate of the world didn't depend on the question which instrument that whacky German had written his piece on.
…
Or maybe he was Dutch...
Those languages all sounded the same to him after all.
