Disclaimer: You know the drill, I own nothing. It belongs to Margaret Weis
and Tracy Hickman.

Authors note: Okay another one. I'm sure you have read stories that have
things like 'things they'd never say' for other shows and stories. Well this is one of
those fics. Enjoy!


Things they'd never say/do.- The Gods…

After the lesser gods are banished in the Chaos Wars

Hiddukel: * in front of a brick wall * I didn't do anything! * shakes finger * It's
all Reorx's fault . I swear on all the souls in my possession! *opens eyes *
Oops…

Other Gods: * Snicker*

Hiddukel: Don't make fun of me! *Runs off crying *

Other Gods: …



Chemosh: *gains soul*

Morgion: *gains zombie* Hight five, dude!

Both run at the other with there right hands held up in the air. They run past each
other and miss the others hand by at least a foot.

Morgion: *trips on rock and fells on his face*

Chemosh: *turns around and starts to laugh at Morgion but loses his balance and
falls backwards * 0.o



Mishakal: * sees man in brown cloak* My Love * throws herself at him. looks up,
sees ogre and screams , teleports away *

Ogre: …

Mishakal:* sees man in brown cloak* My Love * throws herself at him. looks up,
sees Goblin (a very tall goblin) and screams, teleports away*

Goblin: …

Mishakal:* sees a man in brown cloak and crosses fingers* My Love *throws herself
at him. looks up and faints dead away*

Morgion: …Crap…*teleports away*



Solinari is getting very desperate for followers.

Kender: Hi my is Clattertin Padfoot . What's yours?

Solinari: Would you ever become a mage?

Kender: 0.0 Yeah!

Solinari: *cringes* would you ever become a white robed mage?

Kender: Yeah!

Solinari: Come with me.



Branchala: * singing* Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you . Happy birthday
dear Takhisis .Happy Birthday to you.

Reorx: You look like a monkey and smell like one to!

Other gods: *back off*

Reorx: What? It's compliment!

Takhisis:* jumps at Reorx*

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Ok that's all I can think of right now. Don't ask why I picked on Morgion. It was just
easy. Give me ideas so I can get the next one up soon. Next the Companions. ~_^