My Twelve-Step Program
STEP ONE: Admit you have an addiction.
STEP TWO: Take it one step at a time.
STEP THREE: Understand why obsessing over Anakin is not healthy.
(Feel free to take your time)
STEP FOUR: Avoid eye contact with Anakin at all times.
(But feel free to look elsewhere)
STEP FIVE: Avoid daydreaming about Hayden Christianson all day.
(That leaves all night wide open, though)
STEP SIX: Feel free to carry a pic of Anakin on your person at all times to help you though the rough times, just don't drool his face away.
STEP SEVEN: Avoid kissing the movie screen every time Anakin appears.
(This does, however, leave gawking wide open)
STEP EIGHT: Avoid renting movies with Hayden Christianson in them, unless he has more than a 5 minute role.
STEP NINE: Avoid naming multiple children/pets after Hayden/Anakin.
(One is the limit!)
STEP TEN: Limit the use of *his* name to under 50 times a day.
STEP ELEVEN: Sleeping with Hayden's picture is out of the question.
(But feel free to kiss it goodnight!)
STEP TWELVE: Remember, overcoming your obsessions won't kill you. But it is well worth "fighting" for!
Remember: We are here to help you!
STEP ONE: Admit you have an addiction.
STEP TWO: Take it one step at a time.
STEP THREE: Understand why obsessing over Anakin is not healthy.
(Feel free to take your time)
STEP FOUR: Avoid eye contact with Anakin at all times.
(But feel free to look elsewhere)
STEP FIVE: Avoid daydreaming about Hayden Christianson all day.
(That leaves all night wide open, though)
STEP SIX: Feel free to carry a pic of Anakin on your person at all times to help you though the rough times, just don't drool his face away.
STEP SEVEN: Avoid kissing the movie screen every time Anakin appears.
(This does, however, leave gawking wide open)
STEP EIGHT: Avoid renting movies with Hayden Christianson in them, unless he has more than a 5 minute role.
STEP NINE: Avoid naming multiple children/pets after Hayden/Anakin.
(One is the limit!)
STEP TEN: Limit the use of *his* name to under 50 times a day.
STEP ELEVEN: Sleeping with Hayden's picture is out of the question.
(But feel free to kiss it goodnight!)
STEP TWELVE: Remember, overcoming your obsessions won't kill you. But it is well worth "fighting" for!
Remember: We are here to help you!
