My Twelve-Step Program

STEP ONE: Admit you have an addiction.

STEP TWO: Take it one step at a time.

STEP THREE: Understand why obsessing over Anakin is not healthy.

(Feel free to take your time)

STEP FOUR: Avoid eye contact with Anakin at all times.

(But feel free to look elsewhere)

STEP FIVE: Avoid daydreaming about Hayden Christianson all day.

(That leaves all night wide open, though)

STEP SIX: Feel free to carry a pic of Anakin on your person at all times to help you though the rough times, just don't drool his face away.

STEP SEVEN: Avoid kissing the movie screen every time Anakin appears.

(This does, however, leave gawking wide open)

STEP EIGHT: Avoid renting movies with Hayden Christianson in them, unless he has more than a 5 minute role.

STEP NINE: Avoid naming multiple children/pets after Hayden/Anakin.

(One is the limit!)

STEP TEN: Limit the use of *his* name to under 50 times a day.

STEP ELEVEN: Sleeping with Hayden's picture is out of the question.

(But feel free to kiss it goodnight!)

STEP TWELVE: Remember, overcoming your obsessions won't kill you. But it is well worth "fighting" for!

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