Jolliarty
(John, Molly and Jim)
Hi John, want to come over and watch Glee? –Molly xxx
Yes OK-John
See you in five. –M x
See you then-John
Hi Molly, Are you busy? –Jim
Uh... No... Want to come over and watch Glee again? –Mol xxx
Shall I bring coffee?-JM
Shall I bring tea?-John
Uh... Actually John, I'm OK for tea. –M
Yes, that'd be great Jim. –M
Oh...Ok Molly-John
See you soon – JM
Molly nibbled on her finger nail, wondering what the hell she was thinking inviting both Jim and John over at the same time. John knocked on the door. Molly quickly put on a bit of lipstick and opened the door.
"Hi Molly" John said smiling.
"Hey John." She said with a slightly forced smile and walked inside with John, closing the door behind them. John didn't notice that the smile was forced.
The doorbell rang. She took a deep breath and answered the door.
"Hi Molly, how are you?" John turned round slowly after hearing Jim's voice.
"I'm... uh... I'm good thanks, how're you?"
"Good"
John stood a little way behind Molly but Jim had not yet seen him. John was trying to check if it really was Jim. Molly looked behind her at John.
"I'm sorry." she murmured.
"It's you!"
"Yeah it's me and it's you." Molly stepped back to allow the consulting criminal and the blogger to talk.
"Has anyone tried to blow you up lately?"
"Uh...no." John raised an eyebrow.
"You just seem a very good person for blowing up." Molly sniggered. John shot a look at Molly.
"I've discovered that you think that about me. Quite a few times actually."
"I think we should watch Glee now." Jim said.
Molly burst into fits of giggles.
"Um...Molly...Are you OK?" asked John. Molly leant on Jim's shoulder, still giggling.
"My favourite one is the first one" Jim told no one in particular. That just made Molly laugh harder.
"Riight." Molly sank to the floor laughing.
"Are you ok Molly?" said Jim. Molly nodded, unable to talk. John started to walk into the living room, slowly backing away from Molly. Jim followed. Molly rolled on the floor with laughter. John walked back to Molly and pulled her up and into the lounge. Molly slapped him.
"What the hell was that for?"Molly giggled and hiccupped. He pushed her into the seat between Jim and himself.
"Hi John" John frowned but didn't answer unsure as to why Jim was being friendly with him.
"Aren't you going to say hi?"
"Hi" John said coldly.
"Actually I think we should watch the third one"
"I feel sick" Molly said running to the bathroom.
"Well this is awkward." John said simply.
"Yeah. How is Sherlock? Is he still bored?"
"Shooting walls."
"Wow." They heard Molly throwing up in the toilet.
"He shot my chair...and the fridge...and the oven...and everything else. We need new furniture."
"I know a dodgy salesperson who would give you new furniture. There is a small chance it would blow up when you tried to use it but other than that it's pretty safe."
"The problem that I have with that is the fact that the salesperson is dodgy. I don't mind about the exploding bit."
"So if you don't mind being blown up... Can I blow you up?"
"..." John raised an eyebrow at Jim. "What do you think? That's a no by the way."
"Please?"
"You had your chance at the pool."
"I had something more important to do then. Now I don't."
"Too late Moriarty."
"WHY AM I EVEN ASKING YOUR PERMISSION!"
"Because you're an idiot."
Jim made a very over-dramatic shocked face.
"Be as shocked as you want, it won't make a difference." Jim sighed and pulled out a gun. John pulled out a gun from his trousers. "Old habits, Jim. Old habits."
Jim pulled the trigger and shot John. He missed. "FAIL!" John shouted. He continued pointing his gun at Jim.
"I'm bored now"
"Don't sound like Sherlock. It's annoying enough having one person doing it."
Molly walked out the bathroom, completely oblivious they were trying to shoot each other. "Shall we watch Glee now?"
"Sure"
John slowly lowered his gun but he kept it by his side. "Yeah" John said wanting to have a distraction. He moved up on the sofa so Molly could sit between Jim and John. Molly sat between Jim and John.
"Which one are we going to watch?"
"Up to you."
"Well I've never watched it before so..." John trailed off. He went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea.
"Welllllllllll I think we should watch the 1st one, or maybe the 3rd one, actually the 6th one might be best, no the 2nd one..." Jim was still trying to decide when John came back with a cup of tea.
"I know you're 'Sooo changeable' and that but seriously?"
"Let's watch the third. I like that one. It's sweet." John smiled at Molly trying to ignore Jim who Molly obviously preferred.
"You know, I was actually thinking that one would be best but I just wasn't sure." John clenched his jaw and looked away from Molly and Jim.
"Aww Jim, that's so sweet..." Molly simpered. John tried to ignore them but was finding it hard especially as John could see Jim smirking at him out of the corner of his eye.
"Poor John" teased Jim
"Hm?" John looked uninterested. Molly smiled sweetly at Jim, not realising he was teasing John. John was starting to get really annoyed at Jim. Molly yawned and rested her head on Jim's shoulder. John glanced over trying to stay calm.
"I'm really bored now. Can we watch a different one?" Molly frowned. John glared at Jim.
"W" Jim said
"X, Y and Z" Molly grinned. John rolled his eyes and slightly turned away from them. Molly looked sympathetically at John. John ignored her.
"Don't hate me John." John glanced at Molly, slightly smiling.
"I don't."
"Good, because I love you." Jim said.
"Wut?"
"Gotcha!" Molly giggled. John turned away again, sighing.
"Sorry" Molly muttered. John ignored her again, mainly because if he looked at her he'd have to look at Jim who was looking smug. Jim's phone rang.
"Would you mind if I just go and kill someone? They're really getting on my nerves."
"Oh no that's fine." John said sarcastically.
"Yeah, yeah it is." Molly said not understanding John's sarcasm.
"See you later then. Bye." John looked straight ahead. Jim left.
