Hi my name is Ivory Light'ness Alzheimer's Bald Eagle Bieber and I have platinum blond hair with natural light brown highlights that's a cute little bob that barely hits my shoulders but usually I wear it in a messy bun and I have mud brown eyes like a baby's poop and I lot of people say I look like Reese Witherspoon (A/N: and if you don't know who that is then that's like against the rules of feminism or something). I'm not related to Justin Bieber but I wish I was because he's a major flipping hottie. I'm a fairy princess. I have gorgeously tan skin. I am also witch, and go to a magic school called Hogwarts where I'm in my second year (I'm twelve). I'm a prep (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly pink. I love Hollister and buy all of my clothes from there. For example today I'm wearing short shorts, a pink ruffly top, and white heels. I was wearing pink lip gloss, true match foundation, brown eyeliner, and silver eyeshadow. I was walking outside of Hogwarts. It was super bright outside, it's pretty great. A lot of goths glared at me. I gave them a thumbs up.
"Hey Ivory!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Draco Malfoy,
zomg.
"How's your soul Drake?" I asked.
"I don't have one." Draco replied, "Jk I'm not a ginger."
I giggled but then I realized I had ordered my friends/minions to meet me in five minutes so I left.
