Tonari No Seinfeld
-Jerry Loves Japanese Cartoons-
Episode 1

Season 1

(Seinfeld Theme)

"Have you ever seen one of those Japanese Cartoons?" Jerry exclaims to the studio audience. They begin to laugh at this, because Japanese cartoons are a joke.

(Seinfeld Theme)

We begin this episode on the inside of Jerry's New York apartment, he is making a sandwich in the kitchen. Jerry is wearing a Hatsune Miku t-shirt, cargo shorts, and socks with sandals. Then as Jerry is just about to finish his cheese and tomato sandwich there is a sudden buzz heard from his apartments intercom.
"He-yellow?" Jerry answers.
"George." Answers George over the muffled intercom.
"Come on up." Jerry replies to George. It's not uncommon for George to show up at odd hours of the day, because he is currently unemployed and looking for a new job.
Just as Jerry returns to the kitchen, about to take a bite of his newly finished sandwich, Kramer enters through the front door. The audience then laughs for three minutes straight.
"Hey Jerry," Kramer begins, seemingly out of breath, "I was wondering if you had any of them long pillows?"
"Long pillows?" Jerry questions, setting his sandwich down, "For what?"
"I just bought one of them Snake Girl body pillow covers," Kramer leans up against Jerry's dining table, "You know from the monster girls show."
"Snake Girl pillow?" Jerry seems to be confused by this statement, "What do you mean Snake Girl?"
"Jerry let me explain this to you," Kramer begins, holding his hands towards Jerry, "Imagine a woman…she's got everyone you need, but," Kramer takes a moment and continues in a high pitched voice with a goofy grin, "She's half snake!"
Jerry stares a Kramer for a few moments, thinking about what he had just explained to him. Jerry then motions towards his bedroom and Kramer skips off to the location. Jerry walks back to the kitchen table and picks his sandwich up, but is stopped mid-bite when George stomps in to his apartment, visibly frustrated.
"What, what, what?" Jerry asked the bothered balding friend.
"It's this new girl Jerry!" George exclaims waving his hands about.
"Hikaru-chan?" Jerry asks.
"Yes," George replies, still as frustrated as before, "I thought she was a tsundere Jerry, but she turned out to be a yondere!"
"Well what's the big deal with dairy's?" Jerry asks with a smile, meanwhile the audience begins to laugh.
"It's like substituting 2% with skim milk Jerry," George yells, "2% with skim milk!"
"But I like skim milk!" Jerry responds, the audience then begins to laugh wildly.
George looks over towards Jerry's bedroom as Kramer exits the room with 3 body pillows over his shoulder. There is a pause as George stares at Kramer holding the pillows.
"Are those body pillows?" George asks Kramer, suddenly calming down.
"Yeah buddy," Kramer responds with a thumbs up, "I'm starting a business."
"What business?" George and Jerry ask simultaneously.

"I'm getting in to the body pillow business." Kramer responds while walking towards George.
"Who would buy body pillows?" Jerry asks.
"You know my buddy, Bob Sacamo?" Kramer asks pointing at Jerry.
"How could I forget?" Jerry smiles sarcastically.
"Yeah, Bob Sacamo," Kramer continues eagerly, "He's got an account on Etsy and has made over $8,000 selling them to weaboos," Kramer then pauses for a moment and smiles at Jerry, "To weaboos Jerry!"
"$8,000 eh?" George replies with interest, "Any way I could get in on this?"
"Sure!" Kramer exclaims, "I already xeroxed 20 Snake Girls!"
Kramer then sweeps the excited George out of the apartment as George questions him about Snake Girls.
"What about the yondere?" Jerry asks as George exits.
"I can buy all the 2% I need with $8,000 Jerry!" George responds in excitement as he leaves the apartment.