The 'Everyone loves Robin rap!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans...Batman...or Michael Jackson xD If did...They'd have a music video with batman in his underwear (Not like he's already wearing it on the outside! lol) MJ would go on a journey to neverland to find his nose, and the Teen Titans would be...uhh...I forgot. xD

Author's note: Okay, I admit it, I'm insane xD lol This is really lame, just did it for the sake of fun :P So...yeah...


The 'Everyone loves robin rap'

I'm robin, and I'm the boy wonder!

I'm robin, don't call me boy blunder!

And if ever you're gonna wonder…

When there's trouble I'll be there like thunder!

I'm Raven, and I'm a gray rapper.

I am the girl the guys are going after.

But sorry boys, I'm already taken.

Robin is mine, and I am his Raven…?

I'm Beastboy, and I'm the son of yoda!

I love tofu and I love orange soda! (I do, I do, I do-oo!)

I'm so off the chain coz I am green,

I'm the coolest green rapper you've ever seen!

Excuse me, hi, my name is Cy!

I'm half robot with a blinking red eye!

I'm all gangstah, coz that's just me!

I'm cool except I don't know how the hell I pee!

I am Starfire, princess of Tamaran!

I really love robin coz he is the man!

I enjoy eating mustard and alien goo,

I hate kitten for she calls robin Robbie poo!

I am kitten, and I am totally hot!

I am so cute Star and Rae are so not!

So all you girls look out, coz if you touch my man,

I'll hit you with my pink Barbie frying pan!

I am terra! And I'm a fool!

But I'm so cool; I'm too cool for school!

I'm a flat chested bitch, and I look like crap!

I hope ya'll enjoyed my stupid rap!

Pay no attention to terra, watch me, I'm slade!

Listen to this cool rap that I made!

I know I'm a villain, but don't fear me baby!

Coz I'm wikki wikki wikki wikki slim slady!

I'm Michael Jackson! I'm the king of pop!

I have no idea why I'm doing hip hop!

Hey Robin! Are you wearing any underwear?

Can I bring you my house so I could molest you there!

I'm Batman! And Robin was my sidekick!

His name is Richard Grayson, but I just call him dick!

You know what, he's a good kid, he aint no wussy!

I knew that ever since he came out of his mama's…cookie…?

He's our hero! The one and only Robin!

He's so hot, all the guys would go gay for him!

Robin can beat villains just like that!

This is the end of our everyone loves robin rap!


(grins like an insaneidiot)